| Because he was asking for it. |
[Nov. 12th, 2009|08:35 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFP_TH8jYY | ] |
Shoulder Angel says: I broke Excel today
Shoulder Angel says: That was fun
Shoulder Angel says: I broke it more impressively yesterday though
Wormbo87 says: so you are the Master and it is the Slave?
Wormbo87 says: you two have a safe word right, so your antics dont get out of hand.
Wormbo87 says: and Excel is consenting to this right?
Shoulder Angel says: You've been drinking, haven't you?
Wormbo87 says: hardly
Shoulder Angel says: Uhuh
Shoulder Angel says: So you're being seedy while sober. I'm not sure that's an improvement.
Wormbo87 says: I'm not the one playing BDSM with Microsoft products. You can't judge me
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-Mmaster |
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| Morgan: "I'm terrible." |
[Sep. 18th, 2009|03:27 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Respect, Glee | ] |
Mm: Hi Morgan, how are you?
Morgan: I am very tired. I have a test this afternoon.
Mm: Have you been studying?
Morgan: Yeah. The ladies go wild for my linear integrals.
Mm: ...Which ladies?
Morgan: You seem pretty giddy over it.
Mm: No, I'm just me.
Morgan: Well, the harem then.
Mm: ...
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-Mmaster |
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| Well, obviously. |
[Sep. 11th, 2009|11:59 pm] |
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| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Pacific Coast Party, Smash Mouth | ] |
Today at EGG, I played Apples To Apples with a bunch of people.
One of the greens was "Innocent".
I won that round with "Swedish Massage".
Morgan: I'd claim to be innocent of any wrongdoing, but it's really not true.
Mm: You're "Swedish Massage" innocent?
Morgan: Exactly! ...I could do with a Swedish Massage right now, actually.
Mm: ...
-Mmaster
EDIT:
*Morgan returns from the gym, and sees Geale'k, who hasn't been around in a month or two
Morgan: Geale, my love!
*Morgan runs across the Concourse and crash-tackles Geale with a hug
...Right. You really aren't helping any case you're trying to make against your parents' accusations of homosexuality, boyo...
EDIT (2):
The other one that I remember winning:
Green: Insufficient
My red: Spooning
...Of course, the fact that most of the rest of the table were guys (aside from Priscilla) might have helped that win. |
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| I'm fairly happy feeling hopeless; a somersault in a winter coat, I didn't notice a thing |
[Sep. 4th, 2009|06:02 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Untidy Towns, The Lucksmiths | ] |
*Morgan is playing Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2
Morgan: Y'know what? I'm going to play one handed. It's how it was designed to be played, after all.
-Mmaster |
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[Aug. 7th, 2009|05:49 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Don't Go Breakin' My Heart | ] |
Demi: When I worked for Apple, the outfit they gave me wasn't even a uniform! It was like, this *holds hands 20cm apart* big.
Morgan: So, did you wear it, or did it fall off you?
*Demi hits Morgan
Demi: I've gained weight!
Morgan: ... ...I didn't notice.
Mm: Oh dear.
Morgan: See, I say "You've gained weight", and she says "Are you calling me fat?", and then much blood ensues! Damn you and your bait!
Mm: What kind of bait are you taking?
Morgan: Any kind you can throw at me?
Mm and Demi: Jail?
Morgan: What do you take me for?!?
Mm: You dressed as a paedo for Halloween!
Some other guy: How does that work?
Morgan: Oh, it was brilliant. I dressed in boxers, and had a long coat hanging open. And I kept a seedy stubble.
Other guy: Did you have sweets?
Morgan: Yeah, I had candy canes and stuff in my pockets.
Demi: I was the victim! Well, "victim". *flirtatious* "Oh, I'm really not enjoying this..."
Morgan: See, this is what happens. We hang around each other for a while and then start flirting for some reason.
Other guy: ...You secretly want to bang each other?
Demi: Probably.
Morgan: ...No, boredom.
Demi: Aww.
-Mmaster |
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