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Because he was asking for it. [Nov. 12th, 2009|08:35 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFP_TH8jYY]

Shoulder Angel says: I broke Excel today
Shoulder Angel says: That was fun
Shoulder Angel says: I broke it more impressively yesterday though
Wormbo87 says: so you are the Master and it is the Slave?
Wormbo87 says: you two have a safe word right, so your antics dont get out of hand.
Wormbo87 says: and Excel is consenting to this right?
Shoulder Angel says: You've been drinking, haven't you?
Wormbo87 says: hardly
Shoulder Angel says: Uhuh
Shoulder Angel says: So you're being seedy while sober. I'm not sure that's an improvement.
Wormbo87 says: I'm not the one playing BDSM with Microsoft products. You can't judge me


.......
-Mmaster
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|09:26 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Ian, Eisley]

Just in case you were wondering?

Yesterday's date was the 16th of April, 2009.

"That's the strength of the UTS Union! They're so powerful, they can change time!" -Adam (a guy Thomas knows)


-Mmaster
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|11:00 pm]
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[music |Meet Me On The Equinox, Death Cab For Cutie]

Evidence of the total disconnect between the arts faculty and the rest of the universe.

Mm: I got told that my photos for assignment 4 were "Not Safe For Work".
Photography teacher: What's that mean?
Mm: .....


-Mmaster
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*grumbles* [Oct. 27th, 2009|11:32 pm]
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Mum: Ah, the joys of share housing. Good practice for marriage!
Chris: I like that. I'll have to use it someday.
Mm: On who, exactly? It'd better not be me.
Chris: I'm sure I'll find someone.

-Mmaster
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This is why our document QA process is working at an incredibly glacial pace. [Oct. 26th, 2009|08:32 pm]
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[music |The SITP Skype meeting.]

Patto: Mmm, sausages.
Brett: What?
Patto: I just got told that sausages are ready.
Semps: My sausage is always ready for you, Patto.
Patto: ...Thanks, Semps...

...This is typical of most SITP meetings...
-Mmaster
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[Oct. 16th, 2009|09:23 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Worth The Wait, Tom Smith]

Mm: Thomas, what's your address, again?
Thomas: You went to my house the other day.
Mm: ...Yeah, but I didn't write it down...
Thomas: What kind of a stalker are you?
Mm: One that doesn't use Facebook?
Thomas: Your boyfriend uses Facebook. You don't know his password? What kind of stalker are you?
Mm: ...


-Mmaster
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Yes, yes, I know. He's in design not IT. Still... [Oct. 12th, 2009|10:25 am]
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[mood | sick]
[music |Pygmalion 2.0 SP1, Tom Smith]

Mm: The website you post our marks on isn't compatible with Linux.
Photography teacher: Oh. ...What's Linux?


...The other thing that keeps screwing me over is when they say "VisCom" (Visual Communications) I keep thinking they're saying "BisComp" (Business Computing). ...I am so very much not an arts student.

Now to go home and collapse, and hopefully come up with the answers my SITP group wants by 7pm.
-Mmaster
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|11:30 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |A Million Light Years From Love, Tom Smith]

Thomas: I should get a washing machine... And as she goes to the bathroom, quietly slip a chain around her ankle so she can't escape.
Mm: ...I really should have seen that punchline coming well before I did.

-Mmaster
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|11:19 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |And They Say I've Got Talent, Tom Smith]

*Breakfast time. Liz is making French toast, Chris is washing up, and Mm is setting the table
Mm: I was reading the Wikipedia page about French toast, actually. It's been around since the 1800s.
Chris: What, Wikipedia?
Mm: ...It's like there's a major disconnect between the mouth and the brain!
Liz: How long has the Internet been around, Chris?
Chris: Since the 1990s?
Liz: And how long has Wikipedia been a major site?
Chris: The last couple of years?
Liz: And when were the 1800s?
Chris: A long time before that?

-Mmaster

EDIT:
Chris: Why can't you ripen bananas using the microwave?
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Given I was still awake at 1am, I probably shouldn't be awake at 6:30am. *shrug* Oh well. [Oct. 3rd, 2009|06:24 am]
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[mood | sleepy]

*Hailey, Oanh and Mm are playing Man Bites Dog
*Mm sweeps aside the cards from the previous round, and starts to deal out some new ones
Hailey: Aww. Now we won't get "Naked" again!
Mm: ...Too bad Dedney didn't hear you say that.
Hailey: And it was with two girls, too! This is what happens when they play video games!

Later, we played Kill The Hippies. When Dedney was dealt the "Accusation of Sexual Deviance" card, he was obliged to pass it to Thomas.
...Thomas now wants a copy of the game for himself.

-Mmaster
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|08:59 am]
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[music |We Didn't Start The Flamewar, College Humor]

Chris and I went to a party last night. The music was louder than I'd've liked, so I spent a fair proportion of the evening outside.

Chris: Wow. You can almost see the stars.
Mm: Oh, they're there. *points* That one's a planet. *points* Those two are stars.
Chris: But aren't all stars really just planets? It just depends on how far away they are?
Mm: ........ You fail astronomy forever.

-Mmaster

EDIT:

When I recounted this conversation to his father, Chris piped up with "Well, they aren't asteroids, are they?"
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Morgan: "I'm terrible." [Sep. 18th, 2009|03:27 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Respect, Glee]

Mm: Hi Morgan, how are you?
Morgan: I am very tired. I have a test this afternoon.
Mm: Have you been studying?
Morgan: Yeah. The ladies go wild for my linear integrals.
Mm: ...Which ladies?
Morgan: You seem pretty giddy over it.
Mm: No, I'm just me.
Morgan: Well, the harem then.
Mm: ...

...
-Mmaster
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[Sep. 14th, 2009|09:51 pm]
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[mood | tired]
[music |Waiting For A Girl Like You, Foreigner]

*Mm and Brian, amongst others, are sitting in the Photography lab
Mm: I'm a little tired, in case you couldn't tell from the circles under my eyes.
Brian: It's a bit hard to see them while you're wearing your glasses.
*Mm takes off her glasses to reveal black circles that make her look like she's been in a punch-up
Brian: Yes, I see them. Now put your glasses back on, please.


...Gods, I need to get more sleep.
-Mmaster
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[Sep. 14th, 2009|05:01 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Better Do It Right, Smash Mouth]

Sunday:
Chris: I'm going to go and see a movie later on with Tom and Luke.
Liz: Ah, the guys that are always hanging out with each other.
Mm: "Heterosexual life partners".
Chris: Except that they both have girlfriends.
Mm: ...Hence the heterosexual life partner...


-Mmaster
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Well, obviously. [Sep. 11th, 2009|11:59 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Pacific Coast Party, Smash Mouth]

Today at EGG, I played Apples To Apples with a bunch of people.

One of the greens was "Innocent".

I won that round with "Swedish Massage".

Morgan: I'd claim to be innocent of any wrongdoing, but it's really not true.
Mm: You're "Swedish Massage" innocent?
Morgan: Exactly! ...I could do with a Swedish Massage right now, actually.
Mm: ...

-Mmaster

EDIT:
*Morgan returns from the gym, and sees Geale'k, who hasn't been around in a month or two
Morgan: Geale, my love!
*Morgan runs across the Concourse and crash-tackles Geale with a hug

...Right. You really aren't helping any case you're trying to make against your parents' accusations of homosexuality, boyo...

EDIT (2):
The other one that I remember winning:
Green: Insufficient
My red: Spooning
...Of course, the fact that most of the rest of the table were guys (aside from Priscilla) might have helped that win.
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I'm fairly happy feeling hopeless; a somersault in a winter coat, I didn't notice a thing [Sep. 4th, 2009|06:02 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Untidy Towns, The Lucksmiths]

*Morgan is playing Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2
Morgan: Y'know what? I'm going to play one handed. It's how it was designed to be played, after all.

-Mmaster
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[Aug. 30th, 2009|10:09 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |Tech Support For Dad, Tom Smith]

Friday night:
Liz: Are you going home or crashing here tonight?
Mm: Well, I have no clothes here. Also, I promised my parents I'd come home to help them clean tomorrow morning. We're kind of having a party next weekend, y'know?
Liz: Are you?
Mm: ...Hi Liz!
Liz: Oh, wait, is that next weekend? I thought I had another week! What's today?
Mm: Today's the 28th.
Liz: Oh, damn, it is that close.


By Saturday night, we'd made a valiant, though debatably successful, attempt to clean the house. Chris rang to see how it was progressing, and was invited to dinner.
*At the dinner table
Mm: Y'know when you rang, and you thought Mum said we were "halfway through"?
Chris: Yeah.
Mm: She actually said "Half a room".
Chris: Oh. ...Which room?
Mum: *waves her hand over the general kitchen/dining/lounge area* This one.



And now to bed.
-Mmaster
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And they say I've got talent, in that pure yet edgy way... [Aug. 28th, 2009|03:42 pm]
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[mood | tired]

Today was a bad day for Uni bureaucracy.

I kept falling asleep in the data mining lecture. When I went to the tutorial and the Windows XP VM refused to give me a network connection, I said "Screw that" and went hunting in search of naps. I then did some of the assignment in the CompSoc room. I discovered that the network port has been disconnected or is broken or something.

*Mm goes to the tech desk
Mm: Hi, the network port at CompSoc is broken. Who do I speak to?
Safa: *takes down the details* I'll go check.
*Safa wanders off, and then returns a while later
Safa: You need to go to this address and submit a ticket.
Mm: Sigh.

So I go back to CompSoc and write up a ticket. Half an hour later, I receive a response. "Hi Catherine, go talk to the tech desk. Your ticket is now closed." Sigh. So I traipse back over there.
Engineer: Sorry, Safa's just stepped out. Why don't you email this top tier guy and ask him?
Mm: Sigh.
*Mm forwards the response to the top-tier guy.

Later, I happened to be walking past the ITD tech desk, so I go and ask them.
Mm: Hi, the network port in the CompSoc room is down. I went to the FIT tech desk, and they said I should submit a ticket to you guys. When I submitted it, the response was "Go talk to FIT". ...And, by the way, it was directed to my middle name. But anyway, what should I be trying now? They suggested emailing top-tier guy, which I've done, but I have a feeling he won't get back to me.
ITD Guy: Yeah, he probably won't respond unless you've gone through the proper channels. See, what you should do is ask FIT to open the ticket, because they probably control the room.
Mm: You know, it would have been helpful if the email could have said that...
ITD Guy: Anyway, I'll reopen it for you and say that you know it might need to come from higher up.
Mm: Thanks.


...Later, I visit the Union to check ProgSoc's mailbox.
Mm: Hi, can I grab the key to ProgSoc? It's either number six or number sixteen.
Girl: Go check.
Mm: ...Six?
Girl: Go check.
Mm: ... ... ...Fine.
*Mm thinks: I gave you two choices. It would almost certainly be quicker for you to look than for me to go around the corner and come back.
*Mm goes and checks, and then comes back
Mm: Six.
*Girl collects the key, and carefully examines the tag before handing it over
Mm: ...


Less a Uni-fail story, but still:
*Mm wanders into the Mac-fanboy computer shop to take a look around
Mm: *to the shop assistant* Y'know, I went into Harris Technology the other day, and they'd hooked up an Intuos to a Cintiq. You could sort of go, *scribble scribble*, *scribble scribble*.
Shop Guy: That would blow my mind. ...That says a great deal about Harris Technology, now I think about it.
Mm: "More money than sense"?
Shop Guy: ...Something like that.
*Mm turns to leave
Shop Guy: Y'know, ah, Snow Leopard came out today...
Mm: Right.
Shop Guy: ...Only $39, for a single user licence...
Mm: ...Y'know that thing where my Macbook is permanently booting Windows?
Shop Guy: Well, Snow Leopard isn't much good for that.
Mm: Not really, no.
Shop Guy: Do you dislike Macs?
Mm: Not really - I was raised with Macs, because my father dislikes Windows. But I haven't used really them regularly in the last ten years or so. I'll probably be getting a new laptop at some point - my machine's taken a few beatings. But not right this second. I don't know what I'd pick, actually.
Shop Guy: Well, if you're a Windows user, there's not much point in getting a Mac, I suppose.
Mm: Yeah, the reason that I got the Macbook I have at the moment was that I went into Dick Smith, and they were having 15% of all Macs at the time - which negated the difference in price point. Without that, I don't know if I'd bother.


...And now I should go do some more of the data mining assignment. Whoo, party on.
-Mmaster
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Tasty, tasty! Om nom nom. [Aug. 26th, 2009|10:43 pm]
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[mood | blah]

From: Anand
To: Me

<snip>

Besides it does seem odd that you would not consult with the admin@ team -- a number of whom do system admin. professionally.


...Anand just accused me of not consulting with others. Whether it's a valid criticism or not is totally beside the point. The irony is delicious!

I am far to tired and irritated to deal with any of this.
-Mmaster
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[Aug. 24th, 2009|07:54 pm]
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[mood | amused]

Chris and I had lunch at Maquarie Centre yesterday. Chris ordered Eggs Benedict.

...Apparently he'd never had it before, and didn't actually know what it was.

"It's okay, but the sauce is a bit much."
...The sauce is kind of the point, boyo...

-Mmaster
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