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Why, yes. I do have an assignment to be writing. Whatever gave it away? [Oct. 31st, 2009|04:57 pm]
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[music |We Didn't Start The Flame War, College Humor]

Things I find too cute for words:

PIG! - http://traveler.nationalgeographic.com/2009/09/great-outdoors-contest-photography

When Chris saw this picture, he asked me if it was a pig. Largely, I think, because of the previous photo.
http://i.imgur.com/puu2Z.jpg
(Caption/credit: http://twitter.com/Salome/status/5046044732)
Response: http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/816901.html?thread=47964933

*squeals unashamedly*
-Mmaster

(PS: And to pre-empt you... http://xkcd.com/231/)

(PPS: More "WTF" than "squeal", but... http://filkertom.livejournal.com/1080410.html)
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Bed! [Jun. 6th, 2009|04:49 pm]
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[mood | happy]
[music |The Longest Time, Billy Joel]



-Mmaster
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The door to nowhere [Mar. 11th, 2009|09:53 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |In The Middle Of Summer, Panic At The Disco]

When I'm going home from work, I sometimes go down the fire escape (rather than waiting for the agonisingly slow lifts).

Somewhere between the Ground and First floors, there is a DoorToNowhere(TM).



...I sometimes wonder what kind of building restructure occurred.

(Why yes, I am cleaning photos out of my memory cards. Why do you ask?)

-Mmaster
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|08:27 am]
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[music |I Don't Like Mondays, The Boomtown Rats]

Gone to Wairo. Be back Monday.

From Wairo


-Mmaster
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Mummy? I can see my walls, Mummy! Make it stop! [Apr. 4th, 2008|04:53 pm]
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[mood | accomplished]
[music |Punchlines, The Lucksmiths]

You won't recognise my room in a few weeks. I'm not sure I will. ...Well, aside from the whole "No difference in furniture" thing, anyway.

In preparation for my desire to make over my room, I spent quite some time today pulling the posters off my walls. And cursing mildly as the plaster came away with the Blu-tack. I even took most of the stuff off the door - the only thing still blutacked to it is my placecard from David and Kristy's wedding. Though I left the movie tickets attatched to the CD rack.

I also took the longstitch (that I did in the week of the Year 12 Formal and haven't found time to do anything about since) and the print that I got on the last trip to the USA (i.e., 2004) to the framers, picked out some frames and left the pictures with him. He even gave me a discount of $1.75 to make it a nice round number. Still, $250 is a lot more than the "Aw, $80 each?" he suggested over the phone - but I'd assumed it would be. He said there's going to be a turnaround of about three weeks for them. I've paid in full, so at a pinch, parents can pick them up for me.

When Mum gets home, I'm planning on putting in an order for that On The Terrace print. They're doing a 20% off deal today only, so I figure I might as well take advantage of it.

We bought a new ceiling lamp for my room a few weeks back; we need to get an electrician in to install it at some point.

And on that note, you get some photos of what the room looks like without images blutacked liberally to it. The flash makes it look even pinker than it actually is. (Hey, I was like eight when I chose the colour; name an eight year old female who's favourite colour is not pink - or purple, at a stretch. Fortunately, Mum put her foot down about the lurid shade that was my preference at the time.)
PINK! )

Also, here's a photo of the artwork I bought at the Easter Show the other day: Artwork )

I'm overjoyed when she understands
I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
The most she ever gives me is a second glance
She never gets a kick out of my punchlines...

-Mmaster
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HAHAHAHAHHHHAHHI'mdonenow. [Dec. 11th, 2007|09:52 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Getcha Back, The Beach Boys]

I was skimming the catalogue for The St. George Open Air Cinema this evening. I was briefly tempted by the thought, till I looked at the price tag; $23 for a movie? (PS: The Moonlight Cinema is a much better deal: $13 concession; however, the good films seem to be running when I'm unavailable for whatever reason.)

However, on the inside back page of the catalogue was this ad:



So, why is this notable? It's hilarious, that's why. Largely due to the footnote:



I can just see some guy planning out the perfect evening, at vast cost, only to be stymied at the gate by the No Alcohol policy at the door.

...Or maybe it's just that I'm weird. Anyway, it's bedtime.
-Mmaster
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You put a boom-boom into my heart; you send my soul sky-high when your lovin' starts... [Sep. 11th, 2007|09:59 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Vienna, The Fray]

It's apparently student election time again. *eyeroll*

One of the groups at UTS is named "Wham!", it seems.



I'm so tempted to start scrawling the lyrics to Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) on their election posters...
-Mmaster
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How come this gatherin' storm pours little on the truth? [Aug. 30th, 2007|08:43 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |Seven Deadly Sins, Flogging Molly]

Leena: Wow, this has been fun. Almost entertaining enough for me to consider coming again.
Us: ...
Thomas: All those in favour of Leena becoming the entertainment of the evening, raise your hand?
*Everyone in the room, except Leena, raises their hand
Leena: Oh, no. What have I let myself in for?


She wound up handcuffed, and with her laptop confiscated. Seeing her try and eat pizza in handcuffs was more or less the highlight of the evening. You can see photos thereof here, at least for the time being.


Amusement!
-Mmaster
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Don't fly fast; oh pilot, can't you help me, can't you make this last? [Aug. 25th, 2007|08:36 pm]
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[mood | tired]
[music |Dark Blue, Jack's Mannequin]

That's how foggy it was at just before eight o'clock this morning, when I was waiting for the bus to turn up. What the Hell? Fog in Sydney?

So yeah. Today was spent manning a stall to "represent student life" at UTS Info Day: "Yes, Year 11s! You should come to UTS, so you can join our club!" Or, in reality: "Yes, FIT, we still love you!" It felt as pointless as it always does, but we got one guy that sounded like he'd sign himself up to the mailing list - and sign up next year, assuming he winds up at UTS. Which I suppose is a victory.

Tristian was the only machine that could get a semi-consistent 'net connection, so Chris in a fit of boredom hooked it up to the switch so he (and, later, Adam) could leech my bandwidth. *eyeroll* Marauder swung past and kept us company for a while.

"Coincidentally", Bar Camp Sydney happened to be on the same day. So we had lots of random people admiring the motherboard that Chris got down from the decorations. And Blondie, who I haven't seen in longer than ages, was attending. So I invited him to my birthday party :P. At the end of it, one of the organisers took a ProgSoc brouchure, muttering something about 'Sponsorship'; but which direction she was suggesting, I'm not sure. I told her to email PSExec about it. But because of the event, Myles, CK, Ros and Nathan were all sighted - plus Myles' friend that I can't think of the name of (Looking it up, it appears to be "Steve", but I may be wrong in that). Marauder went and wrote himself a name-badge and attended as well, since he was there.

Adrenaline and free Coke was more or less all that kept me going until we'd packed up, then I collapsed in a heap. As we packed up, I managed to stab my finger with the scissors on my knife in such a way as to now have a pair of matching pinpricks on the first and second segments - though fortunately, they seem to have more or less hidden themselves by now.

Mm is sleeeeepy...
-Mmaster
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...What? (At Rob's request. ...ish.) [Jul. 30th, 2007|07:16 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Get Over It, OKGo]

Chris, upon seeing this image...

"That's not a real bird!"

*winces*
-Mmaster
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[Jul. 30th, 2007|03:56 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |The Tango: Maureen, RENT]

The title of this bar is awesome.


(Taken from here)
-Mmaster
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In case you're wondering, I'm avoiding thinking about the content of the last entry. [Jul. 14th, 2007|04:16 pm]
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[music |A Friendly Goodbye, Bowling For Soup]

I got a haircut:


It's now a lot easier to brush, but a lot less satisfying to do so. The resistance stops well before you expect it to.

The woman said it was "A lovely colour, but [the stuff she cut off] was very burnt". Burnt?


-Mmaster
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Rar. [Apr. 28th, 2007|05:15 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |Captain Kelly's Kitchen, Dropkick Murphys]

Shoulder Angel says: I have clothes!
Shoulder Angel says: It only took like five hours to obtain them *sigh*
Rob says: -_-
Rob says: Learn to shop like a guy.
Rob says: (I'll have... Uh... a t-shirt and pants, please. Any colour. Or size. Thanks.)
Shoulder Angel says: Heh. The fact that half of what I tried on looked terrible is irrelevant, I take it :P
Shoulder Angel says: What I ended up with wasn't that great, actually... But I couldn't stand to try any more.
Rob says: - Yes.
- Ah! So you did shop like a guy, in the end.
Shoulder Angel says: :P. Especially since I was like, "Okay, I'll have three different colours of this exact same shirt. Thanks." :P
Rob says: Impressive.


So yes. Three shopping centres later (well, two; the only thing we bought at the last stop was groceries), I now have an additional four shirts, three pairs of pants, and two pairs of shoes. Plus a bag. I won't have to leave the house naked for at least a while, now... All of the shirts are longsleeved, though, which means it might be a little early in the season to be wearing them as yet.

Because I'm bored... Click the thumbnails to view a little bigger.
Picture one: The shirts, bag, and shoes.
Picture two: Close up of the grey shirt's decorations.
Picture three: The colours of the pants; but they're much darker when not immediately under a flash. The one on the left is normally black.
Picture 1Picture 2Picture 3
No, I'm not going to keep the tacky brown belt on the pants. It's got gold studs, what the hell are you on?
Also, in case you hadn't already figured out: the two pairs of pants with belts are the same size and cut as each other; and the three stacked shirts (black, white, and green/blue) are the same size and cut as each other.

Come single guy and gal, unto me pay attention; don't ever fall in love, it's the Devil's own invention!
-Mmaster
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They're gonna put me in the movies... They're gonna make a big star out of me... [Sep. 27th, 2006|11:31 pm]
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[mood | accomplished]
[music |Act Naturally, The Beatles]

Today I muddled along with DCA, and to a lesser extent, OOD. At the end of the day, I had a webpage.

Nora took one look at it, and told me that it was ugly. She's probably right, but I'm fairly beyond caring. The actual appearance of the page isn't all that relevant anyway. There are what felt like some pretty ugly hacks in the code, as well, though they probably aren't nearly as bad as many instances around.

I have a framed thing saying things to the effect of "Yay, you have a scholarship"... But I didn't bring it home this evening, because there's even chances I can get a lift home tomorrow night.

I went to KFC for dinner with Liz, and we chatted about things and stuff. It was good.

Finally, a photo I sort of took the other night (The camera was set to timer multishot), that I'm rather proud of the composition on.

Yes... )


-Mmaster
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Mirroring http://mmaster.livejournal.com/22736.html [Mar. 22nd, 2006|01:07 pm]
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[music |Seven Deadly Sins, Flogging Molly]

Five smallish photos of the posters on my walls )

-Mmaster
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Hrm. Thoughts about images that I see posted on my LiveJournal friends list. [Nov. 26th, 2005|06:15 pm]
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[mood | thoughtful]

Note: I don't really expect you to read the following, which is bascially waxing lyrical about photos. But it would make me happy.


Go have a quick look at photer's LJ. Then come back here.

No, I don't understand Russian, either. It's on my friends list for the photographs.
...
But, examine the photos.

There are images of violence, alongside images of easy domesicity - the photo of the building is between a posted photo of someone being beaten and an image of someone being dragged away by police/army men.

It disturbs me to think of a world where riots are as commonplace - and no more worthy of recording - than the front face of a dishwasher.


iamkatia posts fascinating images as well, primarily black and white. The first image I ever saw by her, posted into readers_list, was this one. The remarkable focus she chose for it meant that I went and investigated further. She takes pictures of her friends, and her surroundings - and can capture the beauty in a moment that you wouldn't otherwise see. Her images of the homeless, especially homeless kids show an unexpected peace in people that could otherwise be seriously bitter and depressed.


Wow.
-Mmaster
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I remember seeing SoCo Hurricanes on the drinks menu in Nawlins. [Nov. 19th, 2005|08:29 pm]
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[mood | okay]
[music |Hurricane, Something Corporate]

Man, I hadn't realised how many of my RSS feeds rely on LiveJournal.

5ideways
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Comics Curmudgeon
Dilbert Blog
FreeX IRL
Friendly Hostility
General Protection Fault
Gossamer Commons
Joy of Tech!
Little Gamers
Mock the lUser
My Extra Life
Neural Core Dump (Jeff Darlington's blog)
Pet Professional
PostSecret (Original, images)
POSTSECRET (Text-based imitation)
Progressive Boink
Punks and Nerds
Shaun's Xanga
Stuff On My Cat
Tell a Secret
Websnark.com


It's notable, because the bolded ones above currently all have pretty little orange warning triangles beside them, indicating that they are currently inaccessible - LiveJournal is down while information is shifted between servers and cities.


Tysen promised me that he'd come on MSN. I am going to yell at him muchly if he fails to show. I rang him up yesterday:
...
Tysen: I have to go. Talk to you on MSN tomorrow night?
Mm: Will you actually be there? Or will I just end up spending the entire evening sitting at the computer, waiting, before finally giving up and going to bed?
Tysen: I'll be there.
Mm: I don't trust you.
Tysen: I'll be there.
Mm: Good.



Today I finally got dressed just before parents and I headed out to the city for lunch. We caught the bus in to Circular Quay, and ate at the Paragon Hotel - as a change from Macca's.
We walked over to the Custons House Library, and looked at a bunch of photos by The Oculi Photographers. *Drools*
We went and looked in on the MCA - they only have one exhibition running at the moment, and I would've loved one of its catalogues, but they were going for $50 a pop.
We wandered through the Rocks Markets. Mum spent a lot longer there, while Dad and I waited at the edge.
We caught a bus home.


This is like the third bout of hiccups I've had today. Grargh. I think I'll go hyperventilate till they go away, then go back to long stitch. Bye.
-Mmaster
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Year 12 Formal. Glee. I think. [Nov. 17th, 2005|06:26 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |On My Own, Les Miserables]

Yesterday, some twinkie asked me if I was trying to be a member of Guns'n'Roses. I shut the kid up by saying I didn't know who they were. He was too busy spluttering to respond. *Amusement*


Hrm. Now. What to say about the formal?

First of all, two and half hours in a hairdressers' chair is declared to be a slow form of torture. Even if the guy doing my hair was likeable enough. I scared him by saying that I was good with computers, and he told me that he's apparently a major figure in the local gay community. This did not suprise my mother or myself, given he was the campest man I have ever come across.

When he finally finished, we headed home. Stevie arrived just after we did, so he hung around while my mother attacked me - or something. I finally found a use for those old button-down schoolshirts that my mother bought me long, long ago and I literally never wore. Matt messaged me not long before we were ready to leave, saying that he was running late, so Mum messaged him back using my phone, saying that we'd pick him up on the way.

When he climbed into the car, he was not wearing his suit pants, but instead the ones he wore during the course of the day. Since we were picking up Dad on the way through, it was suggested that Matt get changed in the mensroom at Dad's work. This was duly done, with only a little anxious glancing at watches - we all assured each other that it wouldn't make that much difference if we were a little late.

Parents dropped us off at the venue, and, as I had predicted, there was a small gaggle of people (all guys, though I hadn't predicted that) hanging around outside who could direct us to where we were supposed to be going. We caught the lift up the many floors to the top, walked along the corridor, and up the stairs to the main dining room.

We were greeted by assorted people, and directed over to the table where Beccy and Dave had previously situated themselves. We put down our stuff, and went and greeted other people. I admired the view out the windows, took photos with people's cameras for them, and wandered around. I carried my camera with my on a lot of my wanders, but basically only took photos of people I had better than even chances of actually speaking to again. There were a couple of exceptions, but I stuck to it as a general rule of thumb. After each of my excursions, I'd return to my seat, drink some more of my drink, speak to Beccy and Dave, and then wander off again. Beccy and Dave barely moved from their seats all evening.

They called for people to return to their seats, so that the entree could be served. Jeremy and Sam presented a couple of awards to likely candidates, while we waited:
* The Kermit the Frog award for most green in an outfit: Shirley Chen
* The James Stergiou award for most stylish attire: Simon Theobald
* The award for most underdressed: Darcy Gilling

I took a couple of mouthfuls - it was mostly green; some bean dish, I think. There was apparently some chicken in there somewhere, but mostly what I could taste was "bitter". I gave up not long after.

After the first course, we were released to return to our previous occupations. Erin went and hijacked the stereo, changing the balance of tracks from Urban/RnB to retroish songs like "My Sharona" and The Grease MegaMix. A large proportion of people actually went and danced at this point. I hung around and talked to people, watched the sky darken, and generally did about the same things I did previously.

The main meal was called, so everyone returned to their seats. Again, prizes were handed out.
* The Dean Campbell award for perfect attendance: James Stergiou
* I have a photo of Craig Chen winning a prize, but no recollection of what it was
* The Olsen Twins prize for lookalike couple: Michael Ning and TianLu Li
* The "Dude, are you even in our grade any more?" award: Angus Shun
* The Kai Tan award for "You were never our grade: Treffyn Koreshoff
* The award for best formal presenters: Sam Zhu and Jeremy Rubel

The main meal was steak - though it was a tiny-portion-on-massive-plate system. It was fairly good. Dave tried to scam more, but the guy he was talking to was on to him. It was a very amusing 'dance around each other' conversation - there was a spare seat at the table, so it's like,
Dave: Can we have the meal for that person, who's just out of the room right now?
Waiter: Are they a vegetarian?
Dave: ...Uhhh, no?
Waiter: Well, we only have vegetarian meals left.
Dave: Well, I guess I'd... They'd better go to McDonald's, later on.
Waiter: Yes.


Again, there was a certain lapse between meals, in which the majority of us wandered about/chatted/danced/whatever. Dessert was this weird cone-shaped strawberry cheesecake. Tasty.

After dinner, people proceeded to set things on fire and inhale helium. ...And go back to the dance floor. I started singing John Forster's "Helium", but without inhaling. My camera suddenly reset ALL its settings - I have no idea what I'm going to do about that. Fiona and Beccy both complained repeatedly of boredom. Neither of them seemed to believe in my concept of "making the best of it." Beccy eventually got Dave to take her home an hour to an hour and a half early. I finally gave up on trying to chirp up Fiona. Stevie, Dacre, Treff, and Dee danced together in assorted groupings - I got photos/video of some of them.

At 11:20, I called my mother and asked her to either drive over, or send Dad over, to pick us up. They turned the music off not long after I hung up, so Matt, Stevie and I headed out to the front doors. Dad arrived, and we piled into the car. I took off my shoes on the way home - I wasn't wearing heels, but my feet were still becoming uncomfortable. (This meant that I hobbled my way into the house, avoiding seedpods on the ground. Heh.)

We got in, I had a quick bath while they got changed (I had to try and get whatever goops were in my hair out), and then we sat around in my room, chatting, eating junk food, and stuff. I collected my comics (took quite a while :P), and then we got into a discussion about Les Miserables - I don't remember how. I ended up putting the CDs on to play, and explained what was happening in each song/scene. I only got about three to five tracks in before I got bored and sleepy and turned it off. We decided to go to bed at about that point.

This morning, we had English muffins for breakfast. We chatted, watched videos on Connor, watched Bride & Predjudice on the main TV, had lunch, and hung out the washing - which I'd forgotten to do previously. We watched some animations by the creator of Harvey Krumpet, and were just about to start on Harvie itself when Stevie's mother arrived. Matt and I ended up spending a large portion of the rest of the afternoon - until I reminded him that he was supposed to go home - with me playing Gamecube, while he read one of my GCN strategy guides. Perhaps we're easily amused, but I had fun. *Smile*


Photo highlights from my camera - in almost random order )


-Mmaster
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Look! Mm with short hair! ...And Beccy looking slightly stoned... [Oct. 1st, 2005|11:50 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |What's On Your Radio, The Living End]

BTW, the sunglasses were so I could see through the strobe lights. )


-Mmaster
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*giggles* ...Oh, BTW, MSN 7 only works on Tristian. [Sep. 28th, 2005|05:09 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Iris, Goo Goo Dolls]

* Mm changes her display image to


The following conversation ensues.
Stevie: whos in the pic?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: *amusement*
Shoulder Angel: you really don't recognise me? ...wow...
Stevie: OMG
Stevie: is that?
Stevie: ...?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: why is it that nobody ever recognises me, as soon as i do something they don't expect?
Stevie: your not serious right?
Stevie: thats sooo not you
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: then who is it?
Stevie: i dunno thats what im asking
Stevie: who is it?
Shoulder Angel: heh
Stevie: ok then
Stevie: i know your trying to trick me
Stevie: but I believe you
Stevie: you look diff
Shoulder Angel: http://www.deadjournal.com/users/mmaster/241893.html compare to that
Shoulder Angel: see?
Stevie: hahahahhaah
Stevie: *be nice steve*
Stevie: yah i see it now
Stevie: god im blind
Shoulder Angel: so i'm a cam whore without the webcam. your point?
Stevie: hahah
Stevie: when was this taken though?
Stevie: year waht 6?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: check the date on the entry?
Stevie: OOOkkkk
Shoulder Angel: *giggles*
Stevie: 0.o



Heheheheh....
-Mmaster
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