[	mood	|	bitchy	]
[	music	|	Pet Names, Smash Mouth	]

Hi.

You evidently don't consider me worth your time to talk to, given your habit of blocking me any time that you actually see me online. Yet you consider me worthy of your inane quizzes and stupid spam advertising emails. This is despite my request that you either do not send them to me at all, or at least send them to my GMail account, where I can safely and easily ignore them.
NEWSFLASH: Despite what it may say, there really WON'T be an orphan in Sumalia that will die if you fail to send on every single chain letter that comes across your inbox. Really.

And if, despite our repeated advice to the contrary, you STILL haven't grasped that people don't enjoy being sent continuous emoticons (especially in the same message) and cutesey giggles and nudges and winks and everything else, I despair of your ability to function validly in the community, since you clearly cannot pick up even the most obvious of social cues.

It was never, ever necessary to turn "...", "?", "!" and "lol" into emoticons - especially when you overuse them as much as you do. Don't turn things like "hey" into blinkies - you use them too often, and someday you're going to give an epileptic seizures. (Which, to clarify, since you often seem a little hazy in these matters, is a BAD thing.)

Nice talking to you. Must do it again sometime. Preferably when you've learnt how to write like an adult and not a ten-year-old emo kid.
Love, Mm.