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"This is some other Dad's problem." [Apr. 14th, 2009|09:29 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |I'll Be There For You, The Rembrandts]

On Saturday night, Chris and I were in Katoomba, at something of a loss of what to do. We wound up at the cinema, watching 17 Again, because it was what was on.

It was entertaining, though parts of it were more or less excruciating. The inevitable "Oh no, my daughter is falling in love with me" moment sort of rates on that scale.

Don't worry, Stevie, there's a song-and-dance number (well, no song, I guess); just for you.

I was bemused to realise, walking out of the film, that Matthew Perry was playing a character whose life could be described by the theme tune from Friends:

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke; your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
But
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too

<snip>
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst I'm best with you, yeah


...Now someone needs to make it into a Ned/Mike slashvid.

-Mmaster
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Well, the nose works. [Apr. 14th, 2009|09:08 pm]
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[mood | weird]
[music |Medical Love Song, Monty Python]

I think something else that was adding to last night's irritation was the continuous realisation that I am fundamentally broken, physically. Pretty much nothing works the way it's supposed to.
* My eyes are pretty awful. I was looking at road signs as we drove and unable to identify them till we were nearly past them. In full daylight. Night vision's even worse. Everything gets surrounded by massive halos - it's like my own personal firework show. Glasses help, a little, but I still have difficulty reading bus numbers, and looking through them gives me a headache fairly often (particularly when I'm tired).
* My balance is next to nonexistent. Roland used to have a running gag that if I hadn't rolled my ankle by Wednesday lunchtime in the school week, I was running late with it (and this was sadly accurate). I'm a little better now, but have been known to trip over remarkably small cracks in the footpath (aided, no doubt, by the aforementioned lack of vision). This is something that I probably could work towards improving if I were suitably inclined, but I really dislike exercise and have enough trouble convincing myself to do the exercise I already do.
* My taste runs to "bland". And "comfortable". After that, I tend to be out of my element. I am getting a little better - I can now generally find at least one item I'm happy to eat from the menu whereever we go without too much "And without that, and that, and that". But at the same time, I have been known to go without food for most of a day if I can't find anything that appeals or can't be bothered cooking; probably not the best solution.
* My hearing has been worse than it is at the moment, but at the same time, I still seem to spend a lot of time going "Say that again?". There's always an excuse - server noise, people talking, etc etc - but it still happens more than I'd like. And I don't listen to my music that loudly. As a child, I had not one but two sets of grommets to clear out my ears and allow me to actually hear. They worked fine while they were in, but as soon as they came out, I was practically unable to hear once again. They actually had to be surgically removed, despite being supposed to fall out naturally, because mine never did. Periodically the doctor looks at my eardrum and says "There's a lot of inflammation there" - though I haven't asked them to check in a while, so I don't know whether it's still the case or not.

Gah.
-Mmaster
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[Apr. 4th, 2009|08:20 am]
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[mood | dorky]
[music |Lasting Impressions, The Starting Line]

It's kind of sad that a primary excitement of my life is cheering along BitTorrent downloads.

Yes! 20KB/s! 30! 40! ...35... 25... 0.5... ...No!

...Well, maybe not a *primary* excitement, but certainly an enduring pastime.
-Mmaster
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define:squick [Apr. 3rd, 2009|08:44 pm]
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[mood | dorky]
[music |Playing Favourites, The Starting Line]

I saw a website named "http://www.gadgetsquick.co.uk/".

...I think I'm parsing it incorrectly.
-Mmaster
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What do you mean, "standard definition"? [Mar. 2nd, 2009|05:11 pm]
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[mood | weird]
[music |Gimme Gimme Gimme, Beseech]

The three value bit:

TRUE

FALSE

NULL

-Mmaster
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S-M-R-T! [Mar. 1st, 2009|09:57 pm]
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[music |Adelaide, Old 97's]

My name is now "Millimetres", apparently. I hate text-to-speech engines that try to be clever.

-Mmaster
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|04:30 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |I Will, The Beatles]

I'm assembling the dot points for my internship documents.

One point: "I'm far too fond of complex sentences"

My response, before I caught myself: "Avoid semicolons; ask others for review of documents"

...Yay irony! *giggles*
-Mmaster
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Another problem with being sick: messed up sleeping patterns. [Aug. 6th, 2008|04:47 am]
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[mood | sick]
[music |How To Tie A Tie, The Lucksmiths]

After waking up yesterday morning, more or less unable to breathe due to cold symptoms, I wound up taking the day off work on doctor's orders.

So, I spent the day reading Breaking Dawn. Everyone keeps complaining that the plot doesn't make sense. I'm trying to work out what it says about either me or my illness that it seemed perfectly logical to me.

-Mmaster
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Did you know that six multiplied by nine really does equal forty two in base thirteen? [Feb. 14th, 2008|06:16 am]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |On the 14th of Febuary 1966!]

In come the dollars, and in come the cents
Replacing the pounds and the shillings and the pence
Be prepared, folks, when the money starts to mix
On the 14th of Febuary, 1966!


Happy Decimal Currency Day, everyone!

Mm: Happy Decimal Currency Day, Dad!
Dad: ...Plus forty two.
Mm: ...You are such a nerd.
Dad: ...In base ten!
Mm: Sigh...

-Mmaster
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[Jan. 1st, 2008|11:09 pm]
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[mood | frustrated]
[music |One Piece At A Time, Johnny Cash]

Well, I failed in my objective of staying conscious throughout the day; I caught the tail-end of Rage, watched a couple of episodes of Spicks & Specks (including the Christmas episode) and The Chaser. I got to play "Spot the CK", and I think there was DCom in the background as well? After a while, my eyes started to hurt, and I wound up napping on the couch.

In other, semi-related news, my eating patterns are equally stuffed over. I ate something at 3am, then didn't eat till 4pm.

If there's one thing I can say for working, it at least ensures that both my sleeping and eating patterns match the normal world to some degree. But I've been shifting out of sync in terms of sleeping pattern. Staying awake till 2am (then 3am the following night, then 4am the night after) is not fun, and means that when you wake up at nine, you feel no compulsion to eat whatsoever.


Sigh. So it's time to get to bed and pray for sleep. Irritatingly, I'm tired, but not sleepy.
-Mmaster
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Leave me once, and I'll be fine; leave me twice I'll make you mine! [Dec. 24th, 2007|07:45 pm]
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[mood | chipper]
[music |Dirty Little Secret, All-American Rejects]

I'll be having Viennetta for Christmas dessert. I think it used to be KFC's dessert of choice, so Mum'd pick up a meal deal along with one of them on her way home from work. It should be a nice nostalgia hit. I thought they'd stopped producing them entirely.

-Mmaster

PS: When I was searching for pictures of it, I came across this brochure (PDF). It's a little surreal, in a "Wow; they actually think about that? Well, I guess they'd have to..." kind of way.
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[Dec. 6th, 2007|09:52 pm]
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[mood | melancholy]
[music |Man or Slave, Audioslave (Chris is playing FlatOut 2)]

Ever feel like you're somewhere else?

That's how I feel right now. It's like there's this layer of Perspex sitting between whatever is happening and my perception of it. Occasionally things filter through.

Admittedly, it only kicked in after the Coke wore off, so it's probably just caffeine withdrawl. (Why doesn't the FireFox dictionary have the word "withdrawl"? Am I misspelling it?)

But right now? I'm kind of enjoying the melancholy. I'll get over it soon enough, but for the moment the spaced out feeling's good enough.

-Mmaster
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*giggles* [Oct. 9th, 2007|03:23 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Hitchin' A Ride, Green Day]

Making the world a weirder place, one bobcat set of bubbles at a time.

-Mmaster
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The sales assistant looked at me really weirdly. [Aug. 21st, 2007|11:32 am]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |Young And Dumb, The Lucksmiths]

The other day, when I was out shopping at Bondi Junction with Steson, I came across one of those "Get your name printed on a clock with the characters from Cars!" mini-shops.

Mm: Hey, look, Steson!
Girl: Hi. What's your name?
Mm: "Margaret".
*Girl moves to enter it into her computer to demonstrate
Mm: Don't bother, I've seen it before. The company that does those ads on the back of receipts, right?
Girl: Yes.
Mm: Steson! This Pooh-Bear height chart says "Hello World"!!! *giggles uncontrollably*
Girl: ...
Steson: Come on, we want to go that way...


...Is that odd?
-Mmaster
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Yes, I'm weird. What else is new? [Jul. 4th, 2007|11:31 pm]
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[mood | rambly]
[music |I Want My Flying Car, Tom Smith]

Shoulder Angel says: *prods*
Chris says: hey
Shoulder Angel says: I have a jacket like a hug.
Shoulder Angel says: And I feel rambly. Which is probably a bad thing.
Chris says: umm jacket like a hug ?
Chris says: i can't imagine that metaphor ?
Shoulder Angel says: It's a similie, actually :P
Shoulder Angel says: But anyway
Shoulder Angel says: It's warm, and cuddly, and cozy, and makes you feel safe like hugs do. ...And stuff. But you don't realise it's like a hug till you do it up properly. If you just have it open, it's just normal clothing. ...And I said I was rambly
Chris says: ah i see
Shoulder Angel says: Bibblebobblebabble!
Chris says: the more detailed explanation makes sense :)
Shoulder Angel says: The similie itself makes sense, if you're me.
Chris says: hehe

-Mmaster
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By the way... Shaun, you still haven't given me those questions. [May. 29th, 2007|10:41 am]
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[mood | bored]
[music |Happy New Year B, Rent (Broadway)]

Blame [info]terriblerobbo [livejournal].

Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little-known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a list of their own 10 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. No tagbacks.

"Little known" isn't springing to mind, so I'm probably going to be aiming more for the "weird"ish category.

1a) I don't drink alcohol. At all. I've never been able to figure out why I decided not to drink, really, though "I've never found any reason to actually do so" is fairly high on the list. Also "It's cheaper", though even people offering to pay for my drinks acted as no incentive.
1b) In Year 10 Food Tech, we made flambé crepes. Even the smell of the cooked brandy made me want to throw up, so my partner ended up eating both halves of the food.

2a) I have a slight addiction to cola, particularly Coke. However, it seems to have little effect on my sleeping patterns, or on my level of hyperness.
2b) I really, really hate mint. Even the smell of it makes me feel ill.
2c) I have a major sweet tooth - but oddly, don't satisfy it terribly often. I will always have something in my bag made from sugar, but it's more like a cache than something I dig into too often. Again, when I do eat them, it seems to have little impact on my general level of hyperness.
2d) However, when I am hyper, it's literally impossible to stop me giggling and squeaking randomly. And, y'know, dancing (particularly to no music), talking nonsense, and patting people on the head.

3a) My music taste has ADHD. While I have lots of assorted MP3s, the ones I tend to listen to are the ones I've bought or downloaded most recently. Not exclusively, but if you look at my "Now Playing", it's obvious that it runs in phases.
3b) I love singing along to music, no matter how many people around me it annoys. But only to songs where I know most of the words. ...Which is most of my regularly-listened to music. Um...

4) My family attends Dog Training every Sunday. We no longer take part in the classes themselves. But it's a volunteer-run club, and we spent so long trying to get Poppa behaving (it took us a year to get him to stop quivering whenever anyone moved near him) that we became part of the furniture; to the point where now I collect money and my parents either sign up newcomers or act as instructors.

5) I update my DeadJournal more than anyone I know updates their blog. It tends to be how I remember things - if people ask me about some event a while back, I'll dig through the tags to find the entry about it. Even if I don't specifically mention it, I can often figure out what happened from the talking around it - for example, Beccy's 18th birthday party. I still haven't finished back-adding tags, but I've got enough to find most entries people actually talk about.

6) I always have Too Much Stuff (TM). I am constitutionally incapable of packing light - every time I try to do so, I realise I've forgotten half the stuff I need. Midweek, in my corner of the ProgSoc room, there tends to be a multitude of bags - laptop bag (generally over-the-shoulder, with an additional sleeve inside), two to three shopping bags worth of textbooks (including one which can carry any stuff I want to lug home of an evening), plus my mini Take-Everywhere backpack (Contents: pencil case, water bottle, glasses case, iPod, digital camera, umbrella, bandage, wallet, keys, Panadol, Tic-Tacs, discount cards...).

7a) Despite how much I complain about the various subjects I'm studying and the like, I actually do enjoy Uni - probably more the extracurricular activities than the classes themselves, but I like the content for at least some of my subjects. It's more the act of studying that tends to drive me crazy.
7b) Even though I enjoy things like DSPP, I'm exceedingly paranoid that I'm terrible at them and shouldn't have chosen it as the sub-major. Especially when muttering bitterly about Requirements Engineering (run by that department), or struggling furiously and failing to get my code to work the way required for assignments (see every DSPP rant over the past couple of weeks).

8a) I have a mobile, but don't use it much at all, compared to most. It's on a pre-pay system. Just before my parents left, they topped up the account with a fifty dollar credit. It took me till (literally) a month or two ago to use up that credit, plus whatever was on the account beforehand.
8b) Some telemarketer called up once and asked if I'd like to buy a new mobile: "Free with a $30 per month plan!" It took me telling the above story about three times for him to get the message that what he was selling was completely irrelevant to me.

9) My glasses don't really work. I initially got them in late primary school, when I realised that I was unable to read bus numbers. I've gone through a succession of progressively stronger prescriptions through the years, and am still unable to read the numbers; though to some extent, that could probably be blamed on a combination of smears on the glass and sheer glare - it's much worse at sunset/night, with the sparkles from the lights block out whatever I'm actually trying to look at. I've been to various optometrists, complaining of a lack of vision, and the all claim that it's still the correct prescription. So, I don't know.

10) In a lot of ways, I'm loyal to a fault - there are multiple times that I've attempted to maintain friendships that have basically fallen by the wayside. My school friends might be able to attest to this.


Okay, that's more than enough of that.
-Mmaster


EDIT:
I had a lot of trouble coming up with the above ten, but I've just thought of an additional point, and one that probably less of you know than the listed ones:

11) Seeing the Southern Cross makes me feel safe. Well, perhaps "safe" isn't quite the word - it makes me feel calm. As I'm walking home at night from the bus stop, it's visible just in front of my right shoulder; and I now know it well enough, that I can pick out at least three of the five stars, plus the pointers, in the Sydney smog without my glasses on. I know no other constellations, and have no real interest in learning them; but looking at the Southern Cross makes me feel like I'm coming home.
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Understand, it's a curse: you've got trouble in your blood... [May. 22nd, 2007|10:33 am]
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[mood | weird]
[music |Trouble, Voxtrot]

I saw Angela on the bus this morning. I'm quite sure she didn't recognise me.

Is it normal to still be jealous of someone you haven't spoken to in ten years? ...Particularly for reasons that were petty then and have just become more so over time?

-Mmaster
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"Anorexia is only unhealthy if you weigh less than 50kg." -Thomas *blinks* [May. 11th, 2007|11:11 pm]
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[mood | worried]
[music |I'll Do Whatever You Want, Memphis]

My eating patterns are stuffed over. Seriously so.

Monday: I honestly don't remember, but at a guess, breakfast at 7am, skipped lunch, and dinner at 8pm.
Tuesday: No breakfast, no lunch, dinner at 8pm.
Wednesday: Breakfast at 3pm, dinner at 7pm.
Thursday: Breakfast at 10am, dinner at 7pm.
Friday: Snacked a little at 3pm, ate dinner around 7pm.

Eight and a half meals in five days? And I haven't even been that hungry, either; there are a couple of meals in there I was tempted to skip regardless. When you're eating more out of a feeling of obligation than actual hunger, it doesn't sound like a good way to be.

I told Justin about it, and he scolded me. *sigh*
-Mmaster
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I promise I'll go home soon. Really. [Apr. 30th, 2007|07:39 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |The Weight Of The World, Her Space Holiday]

Mm: I don't know whether to be amused or depressed: my shirt matches the UTS signs.
Ronnie: Show us.
*Mm walks over to the sign.
Carlo: Nah, it's a shade out.
Mm: Looks close enough to me.
*Mm walks back.
Mm: ...You do realise that any claim you might have attempted to make to being a straight male has just been negated, right?
Carlo: ...

-Mmaster
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I hate my clothing. [Apr. 28th, 2007|12:11 am]
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[mood | sleepy]

This is a rant I've told most of you at one point or another, but it's been making its way to the forefront of my mind recently, so I figured I'd add it in here.

My clothes are falling to pieces.
* I've had at least three pairs of pants die on me thus far this year; two irreparably, one just torn at the knee (but the fabric's old enough that the rip will probably spread if the pair is worn). And the current pair I've been wearing are developing another irreparable hole.
* Half my shirts have holes in them, particularly the shirts I actually, y'know, like. Admittedly, I have a fair number of tshirts regardless, but still.
* My current pair of shoes are showing the wear and tear of the abuse I put them through: given that I'm always too lazy to untie the laces before taking them off and putting them on, the insides of the heels are scraping away and the stiffening is starting to eat into the skin.
* The fabric to the PJ pants I'm wearing just ripped. Admittedly, it's in the "Sew it up and it'd probably still work" category, but the shirt's seams are starting to fray, as well.
* Not strictly in the 'clothes' category, the straps on my black bag are also on their last legs; and I didn't get it all that long ago. Admittedly, I overfill the thing to within an inch of its life... But knowing me, if I got a larger one, I'd just stuff more things into it.

So, I need to go clothes shopping. Unfortunately, plus size stuff is comparitively rare. Or if it isn't rare, they're often convinced that anyone who could possibly be that size must be over the age of 40 and a big fan of floral print. Um, no.

I went shopping with Nora on Friday afternoon. We came to nothing at all conclusive. There were a couple of "Well, those jeans looke better on you than the others...", not nothing really "Hey, that looks good." I saw a shirt or two I liked, but the cut was undefinably awful. I even kept Thomas' constant suggestion of black in mind, but in the small number of pairs of black jeans I found, they were much worse than the blue in terms of cut. Jay Jays had a couple of men's tshirts I was vaguely tempted by, but it seems a little ludicrous to wear a shirt with a picture of old-school Donkey Kong, having never played it (or Snoopy, having been the wrong era for Peanuts). We looked for shoes, but nothing was grabbed my attention there, either.


*sigh* I hate clothes shopping. I guess I'd better go to bed, so I can do some more on the other side of morning... Doesn't that just fill your heart with warmth?!? :'(
-Mmaster
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