| Because he was asking for it. |
[Nov. 12th, 2009|08:35 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFP_TH8jYY | ] |
Shoulder Angel says: I broke Excel today
Shoulder Angel says: That was fun
Shoulder Angel says: I broke it more impressively yesterday though
Wormbo87 says: so you are the Master and it is the Slave?
Wormbo87 says: you two have a safe word right, so your antics dont get out of hand.
Wormbo87 says: and Excel is consenting to this right?
Shoulder Angel says: You've been drinking, haven't you?
Wormbo87 says: hardly
Shoulder Angel says: Uhuh
Shoulder Angel says: So you're being seedy while sober. I'm not sure that's an improvement.
Wormbo87 says: I'm not the one playing BDSM with Microsoft products. You can't judge me
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-Mmaster |
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| Morgan: "I'm terrible." |
[Sep. 18th, 2009|03:27 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Respect, Glee | ] |
Mm: Hi Morgan, how are you?
Morgan: I am very tired. I have a test this afternoon.
Mm: Have you been studying?
Morgan: Yeah. The ladies go wild for my linear integrals.
Mm: ...Which ladies?
Morgan: You seem pretty giddy over it.
Mm: No, I'm just me.
Morgan: Well, the harem then.
Mm: ...
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-Mmaster |
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| Well, obviously. |
[Sep. 11th, 2009|11:59 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Pacific Coast Party, Smash Mouth | ] |
Today at EGG, I played Apples To Apples with a bunch of people.
One of the greens was "Innocent".
I won that round with "Swedish Massage".
Morgan: I'd claim to be innocent of any wrongdoing, but it's really not true.
Mm: You're "Swedish Massage" innocent?
Morgan: Exactly! ...I could do with a Swedish Massage right now, actually.
Mm: ...
-Mmaster
EDIT:
*Morgan returns from the gym, and sees Geale'k, who hasn't been around in a month or two
Morgan: Geale, my love!
*Morgan runs across the Concourse and crash-tackles Geale with a hug
...Right. You really aren't helping any case you're trying to make against your parents' accusations of homosexuality, boyo...
EDIT (2):
The other one that I remember winning:
Green: Insufficient
My red: Spooning
...Of course, the fact that most of the rest of the table were guys (aside from Priscilla) might have helped that win. |
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| I'm fairly happy feeling hopeless; a somersault in a winter coat, I didn't notice a thing |
[Sep. 4th, 2009|06:02 pm] |
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| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Untidy Towns, The Lucksmiths | ] |
*Morgan is playing Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2
Morgan: Y'know what? I'm going to play one handed. It's how it was designed to be played, after all.
-Mmaster |
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[Aug. 7th, 2009|05:49 pm] |
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| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Don't Go Breakin' My Heart | ] |
Demi: When I worked for Apple, the outfit they gave me wasn't even a uniform! It was like, this *holds hands 20cm apart* big.
Morgan: So, did you wear it, or did it fall off you?
*Demi hits Morgan
Demi: I've gained weight!
Morgan: ... ...I didn't notice.
Mm: Oh dear.
Morgan: See, I say "You've gained weight", and she says "Are you calling me fat?", and then much blood ensues! Damn you and your bait!
Mm: What kind of bait are you taking?
Morgan: Any kind you can throw at me?
Mm and Demi: Jail?
Morgan: What do you take me for?!?
Mm: You dressed as a paedo for Halloween!
Some other guy: How does that work?
Morgan: Oh, it was brilliant. I dressed in boxers, and had a long coat hanging open. And I kept a seedy stubble.
Other guy: Did you have sweets?
Morgan: Yeah, I had candy canes and stuff in my pockets.
Demi: I was the victim! Well, "victim". *flirtatious* "Oh, I'm really not enjoying this..."
Morgan: See, this is what happens. We hang around each other for a while and then start flirting for some reason.
Other guy: ...You secretly want to bang each other?
Demi: Probably.
Morgan: ...No, boredom.
Demi: Aww.
-Mmaster |
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| You were made to be broken, Adelaide... |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:19 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Adelaide, Old 97's | ] |
From Saturday afternoon, when I was just about to head to Beani's birthday party.
Chris: So, the boat's dropping you back where you started?
Mm: Presumably. Then I have to figure out how I'm getting home - it's supposed to run till 11 or so.
Chris: Maybe you could ask them to drop you off at Haberfield!
Mm: I don't think it works like that. No, I'll probably just ask one of the guys to walk with me to guard against assault. I'm guessing at least one of them will be walking to the station, and could keep me company on the bus stop.
Chris: Or you could do that. Just don't go along Bathurst Street.
Mm: Do Will and Morgan qualify as Big Manly Men for purposes of assault prevention?
Chris: Well, Will's tall enough...
Mm: He doesn't really have the bouncer build, though.
Chris: I'm sure he'd be able to intimidate them somehow.
Mm: Yeah, he'd offer to show them "a magic trick", and they'd think it was a euphemism.
When I summarised this conversation to Morgan, he said that his ego was now outsizing the boat. Then my hair escaped from its ties and came to eat him again.
-Mmaster |
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|11:20 pm] |
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| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | A Praise Chorus, Jimmy Eat World | ] |
Mm: I've been watching Veronica Mars.
Morgan: Sigh...
Mm: What's wrong with Veronica Mars? See this guy? *points at Logan* At one point, he has the line "Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!"
Morgan: ... ...And you wonder why you don't have any friends.
Mm: What do you mean, "I don't have any friends"? Are you saying you don't exist, Morgan?
Morgan: Dammit, she got me.
-Mmaster |
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[Oct. 28th, 2008|11:21 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Annie Use Your Telescope, Jack's Mannequin | ] |
*Mm is following Priscilla around the room as she runs away
Jay: The big creature eats the little creature! It's like Spore!
*Mm stops beside Chris
Rel: Go hide under the table. She can't get to you there.
Will: Yeah, I don't see Margaret crawling around on her hands and knees.
Mm: ... ...
*Mm goes to stand over Will
Mm: ...What?!?
Will: I said that I didn't think you'd crawl around on your hands and knees.
Mm: ...No, I heard the interchange. That's not what I'm objecting to.
Will: ...Would you prefer I said that you did?
Mm: ...
Jay: Will, would you like a shovel? You just keep digging.
Chris: I like this! For once it's not me digging myself into a hole!
*Morgan pulls an earphone out of his ear
Morgan: What's going on?
Mm: Will's failing at social interaction.
Morgan: *shakes head* The things I miss out on when I'm listening to music...
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