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[Oct. 16th, 2009|09:23 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Worth The Wait, Tom Smith]

Mm: Thomas, what's your address, again?
Thomas: You went to my house the other day.
Mm: ...Yeah, but I didn't write it down...
Thomas: What kind of a stalker are you?
Mm: One that doesn't use Facebook?
Thomas: Your boyfriend uses Facebook. You don't know his password? What kind of stalker are you?
Mm: ...


-Mmaster
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Well, obviously. [Sep. 11th, 2009|11:59 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Pacific Coast Party, Smash Mouth]

Today at EGG, I played Apples To Apples with a bunch of people.

One of the greens was "Innocent".

I won that round with "Swedish Massage".

Morgan: I'd claim to be innocent of any wrongdoing, but it's really not true.
Mm: You're "Swedish Massage" innocent?
Morgan: Exactly! ...I could do with a Swedish Massage right now, actually.
Mm: ...

-Mmaster

EDIT:
*Morgan returns from the gym, and sees Geale'k, who hasn't been around in a month or two
Morgan: Geale, my love!
*Morgan runs across the Concourse and crash-tackles Geale with a hug

...Right. You really aren't helping any case you're trying to make against your parents' accusations of homosexuality, boyo...

EDIT (2):
The other one that I remember winning:
Green: Insufficient
My red: Spooning
...Of course, the fact that most of the rest of the table were guys (aside from Priscilla) might have helped that win.
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I'm having a delayed adolescent rebellion. [Aug. 19th, 2009|05:29 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Last Christmas, Jimmy Eat World]

*Granny rings
*Mm and Granny chat a while
Granny: Do you drive?
Mm: No. ...I kind of want to get a motorscooter, though.
Granny: Well, there's nothing I can do about that.
Mm: ...Not even give me the upright course as a birthday present?
Granny: Oh, yes, I can certainly do that!
Mm: ...I'm not sure you should be encouraging me in my irresponsibility...

-Mmaster
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[Aug. 19th, 2009|11:08 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Daisy, Switchfoot]

Last night, at the end of the workday, I was a little hyper. I confused Will. A lot.

5:12 PM me: PORCUPINE!
5:14 PM William: ???
5:16 PM me: ...I keep thinking it's Tuesday.
William: it is tuesday
me: ...Then it's a good thing I think it, isn't it?
5:17 PM (http://www.punchcartoons.com/p782/Cartoon-Print:-I-keep-thinking-it%27s-Tuesday%27-Hippo-Sketch/product_info.html)
William: well yes
5:18 PM me: Alternative caption: "I've got a slow puncture"
William: i am still at sea here
5:19 PM me: Ooh! What kind of boat?
William: oh dear
5:20 PM me: I think the best translation is "It's after 5pm and I should be going home. But I haven't, yet."
William: if you where anyone else i would be asking you if you had been drinking
5:21 PM me: I've had lollies, which probably amounts to much the same effect
5:22 PM William: i truly doubt it, to be honest you drinking would probably be you asleep
me: Possibly
When I was a kid I tended to get more and more hyperactive as I got tired
5:23 PM A sort of "Spin till you fall over" mentality
5:25 PM Mind you, I also used to get up at 5am
William: an event since passed?
5:26 PM me: Mostly I still wake up fast, but it tends to be 6.30 or 7 ;p
5:27 PM Anyway, now running away



-Mmaster
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[Mar. 13th, 2009|12:27 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |My So-Called Life, The Ataris]

Continuing with the I name my computers strange things theme.

I was chatting with Andrew Patterson the other day, while we waited for class to start. He mentioned that he'd just been to purchase Office 2007 for his computer.
Andrew: Do you buy Windows for your computers?
Mm: Well, let me think. Bianca had a hacked copy for a while, but I didn't like it, so I purchased a fresh copy of XP Pro and installed it. Connor has XP Home. Tristian had two versions, since he started out with XP Home and I upgraded to Pro. ...So I guess... Yes, for all of them?
Andrew: Are these your siblings, or just random people?
Mm: ...No. These are my computers.
Andrew: ... ... ...
...Wow, that makes two people I know who actually purchase Windows. The first being me.



...In related news, I had a terrifying hour or so today when I thought I'd left Bianca somewhere at the mall and she'd been lifted. Luckily, I got home to find she'd been sitting on my bedroom floor the whole time. Sigh...

And now, I should have been in bed two hours ago. Sleep time.
-Mmaster
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You were made to be broken, Adelaide... [Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:19 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Adelaide, Old 97's]

From Saturday afternoon, when I was just about to head to Beani's birthday party.

Chris: So, the boat's dropping you back where you started?
Mm: Presumably. Then I have to figure out how I'm getting home - it's supposed to run till 11 or so.
Chris: Maybe you could ask them to drop you off at Haberfield!
Mm: I don't think it works like that. No, I'll probably just ask one of the guys to walk with me to guard against assault. I'm guessing at least one of them will be walking to the station, and could keep me company on the bus stop.
Chris: Or you could do that. Just don't go along Bathurst Street.
Mm: Do Will and Morgan qualify as Big Manly Men for purposes of assault prevention?
Chris: Well, Will's tall enough...
Mm: He doesn't really have the bouncer build, though.
Chris: I'm sure he'd be able to intimidate them somehow.
Mm: Yeah, he'd offer to show them "a magic trick", and they'd think it was a euphemism.


When I summarised this conversation to Morgan, he said that his ego was now outsizing the boat. Then my hair escaped from its ties and came to eat him again.

-Mmaster
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"Hey, Chip? Take a tip from Old Block. Get a decent lawyer." [Feb. 28th, 2009|11:25 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |I Get Around, The Beach Boys]

"What am I wearing today? If I'm going to a party afterwards, I guess I'd better be dressed to kill. Or at least, to maim." -Mm

-Mmaster
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If you've got something planned, I suppose I'll understand... [Nov. 27th, 2008|08:49 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Under The Rotunda, The Lucksmiths]

Thomas: How goes your fighting with Access?
Mm: Actually, it's fighting with PowerPoint at the moment. And it's okay. I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing, but it isn't too bad.
Thomas: Just so long as you've won.
Mm: Well, I haven't lost anyway.
Thomas: You should write a blog post about your cheat codes for beating the end boss.
*Chris and Justin wander up
Mm: But that would be giving away my secrets!
Chris: What's the game? Ping Pong?
Thomas: PowerPoint.

*Mm ducks off to get dessert and returns
Chris: See? Yoghurt!
Justin: Hmm.
Mm: ...
Chris: We were having a bet as to whether you'd get ice cream or yoghurt. And I said yoghurt.
Mm: ...
Chris: Can I have my money now?
Justin: When did this become a bet?
Chris: When I won!

-Mmaster
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Who holds back the electric car? [Nov. 17th, 2008|06:18 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |The Stonecutters' Song (We Do), The Simpsons]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24662963-421,00.html

Chris: ...So now there's a sex party. Has there always been a sex party?
Mm: ...There are so many things wrong with that, I don't know where to start.


Chris: They should make rope out of titanium! Then it won't snap!
Mm: It also won't bend. And would be bloody expensive.
Chris: I'm sure they'd work out a solution!


Justin: They've made an electric car out of bamboo.
Chris: What if you light it?
Mm: Why would you light it? It's electric.
Justin: But what if you did?
Chris: It's like people making things out of coconuts.
Mm: ...What? Horses?
Chris: ...You could, conceivably, make things out of coconuts!


-Mmaster


EDIT:
Mm: I could throw my drink at Chris, but it's Coke!
Justin: ...There a couple of close to empty glasses on the table.
Mm: Yeah. How do you think he'd look in a wet tshirt competition? ...An icy wet tshirt competition?
Chris: ...
Mm: Justin, would you like to see Calsanne in a wet tshirt competition?
Justin: ...
Mm: I need more Coke.
Chris: No, you don't.
Mm: ...I really need more Coke.
Justin: You sound like a drunk who suddenly realised that they haven't had nearly enough alcohol to justify what they're saying.
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[Oct. 28th, 2008|11:58 am]
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[mood | amused]

*Discussion about donations at the US Federal election
Fabian: I don't know. This concept of "Money as free speech" just just seems wrong to me.
Mm: ...Yeah. If nothing else, it's hardly "Free".
Fabian: ... ... ...You're in trouble for that. There is a standard of professionalism in this office, and jokes that poor are not above that bar.

-Mmaster
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Re: Twilight [Oct. 8th, 2008|08:40 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |The Ring Of Fire, Johnny Cash]

Chris: She underestimates the enthusiasm of 14 year old girls for shiny things.
Mm: Chris knows, because he was one?

-Mmaster
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[Aug. 30th, 2008|11:20 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |Everything I Ever, Dr Horrible]

Chris was in rare form at trivia last night.

Question: Which irrational number is the value 2.71828182845904523536 approximately equal to?
Chris: Pi?

Question: What bird is named after the Portuguese word for stupid?
Chris: Noisy miner?


In the interests of equal time, I have to admit that I had a few "Tongue before brain" moments as well.

Question: What is a unit of electrical resistance?
Mm: Watt!
Rest: ...
Mm: No, wait, that's a unit of power.

Stupid Moynham jokes confusing me!
-Mmaster
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[Aug. 29th, 2008|12:19 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Schadenfreude, Avenue Q]

*Mm returns home to discover half the hedge has been removed
Mm: Jeez, parents. I knew you liked the newspaper, but were you really that desperate to get to last week's edition?


-Mmaster
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[Jul. 28th, 2008|09:03 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Day One from Torchwood]

*Mm has a lemon tart
Mm: Want some?
Chris: Just a bit.
*Mm breaks it into two pieces
Mm: Does that count as "A bit"?
Chris: A bit plus plus. If you get a bit, and another bit, and merge them together, and you get a bit plus a bit.
Mm: Get enough together and you have a byte?

-Mmaster
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Everyone's a hero in their own way: you and you and mostly me and you... [Jul. 22nd, 2008|10:12 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Everyone's A Hero, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]

*Thomas makes a bad joke of some description that I don't recall
Mm: *giggles* That is so bad.
Thomas: You're the one that laughed.
Mm: But I laugh at everything...
Thomas: I present to you: Chris Laughton! *points to Chris*
*Mm giggles
Thomas: She actually does laugh at anything...

Bed time now...
-Mmaster
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I don't want to be awake. [Jul. 16th, 2008|05:35 am]
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[mood | tired]
[music |Tree, The Lucksmiths]

Thomas: A great present to give people is a bag full of 5c pieces. It probably has the same monetary value as the $20 note, but they can't tell!
Rob: Right. Who's having a birthday soon?
Thomas: My birthday was in March. Don't you remember the funeral?
Mm: Well, out of us four, probably me, but my birthday isn't for a while yet either.
Thomas: So Rob. I'm having a celebration next month. What did you want to do?
Rob: ...
Thomas: So you want to have a party for no reason?
Rob: No, I wanted to try out the five cent coin thing.
Thomas: Every five cent coin you give me I'm going to throw at you; either individually, or if there are enough, bind them together and knock you out.
*Rob pulls out his wallet, digs around
*Rob pulls out a ten cent coin that he places in front of Thomas
Thomas: Hey, free ten cents! *adds to his wallet*
Chris: We should go to the casino! We haven't done that in a while.
Mm: Yeah, actually; it'd be nice to go back to the buffet.
Rob: Did Margaret just advocate going to the casino?!?
Thomas: Didn't you know? She has a gambling problem.

-Mmaster
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[May. 19th, 2008|05:42 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |I Can't Get You Out Of My Head, Good Charlotte]

Chris: That was a cool movie.
Mm: I'm glad you liked it. I was avoiding the trashy 80's romances I had in my collection.
Chris: Hey, romances can be useful sometimes...
Mm: ..."Useful"...?
Chris: Well, they're good in certain circumstances.
Mm: Remember that time I told you about a conversation where Derek asked "who'd been trying to get into a girl's pants when they saw Titanic?" And all the guys put their hands up?
Chris: ...Maybe?
Mm: "Useful" is an interesting way of putting it.
Chris: ...Oh...

*Fabian is editing a file on Mm's computer
*Fabian brings up the Run dialogue box
Fabian types: notepad
Computer: n...o...t...e...p...a...d... (Each letter taking a second or so to appear)
*Mm giggles
*Fabian mouths obscenities


-Mmaster
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I've come to depend on the strangeness of kind friends [May. 14th, 2008|07:03 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |The Art Of Cooking For Two, The Lucksmiths]

Greg [workmate]: So, is E.G.G. full of World of Warcraft addicts?
Mm: More like recovering WoW addicts. You mention it to them, and they cover their ears and yell "Don't tell me there's another patch! I don't want to know!"


-Mmaster
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I'm sorry, sorry, for making your life a living hell... [Mar. 15th, 2008|08:35 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Won't Go Home Without You, Maroon 5]

Last night was the funeral Nora threw for Thomas' birthday.

I like the Belgian Beer Cafe more than I like most pubs, but it's still noisy and packed on a Friday night. It was difficult to hear what was going on at any given moment.

Liz gave Chris and me a lift to it from Uni. We wound up taking a couple of 'scenic routes' whilst navigating and trying to find parking, but ended up in one of the carparks on Essex street none the worse for wear.

There were some interesting conversations over the course of the evening.
* Dedney and I debated about whether / when Anna (a girl who knew no-one except Thomas) was going to run.
* Dedney and Anna got into a discussion that amounted to using tech support as a currency for sex.
* Hailey talked about a hat she had 'inherited' from one of her co-workers, who had been retrenched.
* Dedney tried to convince me to drink alcohol, and failed.
* Rob was convinced to order a 'platter' (a taster of five different beers: "You can try them and figure out what you like!"), and was surprised to discover he actually likes beer, under some circumstances.
* Dedney and Rob had a discussion in netspeak, purely to irritate Hailey.
* I had a debate with Dedney that left him speechless, though I can't remember the topic. Even his hotshot-lawyer skills didn't help him out.
Dedney: [Insert relevant comment here; I think it was to do with his attempts to get me into alcohol]
Mm: That's not the point!
Dedney: Then what is the point?
Mm: ...There is no point. But that's not it.
Dedney: ... ... ....I...

* Chris was mishearing pretty much everything that was said, probably from both the volume levels and sheer exhaustion.
*I gave Thomas three packets of jelly snakes, and we all waved them at Nora.
* Dedney decided to teach Chris some facts of life:
*Mm is giggling manically at Dedney
Dedney: Chris, control your woman!
Mm: ...What?!?
Rob: Dave, that would require Chris to be dominating in any part of his life. Never going to happen.
Dedney: Chris, I'm going to tell you something now. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Chris: ...
Dedney: ...Nothing! You've already told her twice!
Hailey: Sigh...

* Dedney decided I didn't count as a girl. In large part because I wear a watch as a functional item rather than a fashion accessory.
* People played massive amounts of musical chairs.
* Rob and Chris discussed Chris copying the contents of everyone's home directories into Liz's home directory.
Rob: Margaret, slap Chris the upside of the head for me, please?
Mm: ...Why?
Rob: He didn't use the command I gave him, he invented his own! *reaches over and pretends to slap Chris*
Mm: Right...

* I got irritated at the people at the other table, who found it hilarious that I wasn't in the mood for photographs. I was happy to smile for jokes, but I wasn't in the right mood to be photographed. Them trying to ambush me didn't improve matters.
* I took some nice photos of the room itself, though:



At the end of the evening, Liz gave Chris and me lifts to our respective homes. On the way through Davidson, we saw like seven cop cars in rapid succession; at our best guess, bored youth having 'fun' on a Friday night being prevented by police.

We managed to make it back from Davidson without incident, somehow. A lot of the time we weren't precisely sure where we were, but we stuck to a general direction, and I don't think we took any massively wrong turns.


This morning I caught up on the Internet that I hadn't read over the course of the week. Then I went shopping with my mother. I have a business trip this coming week, and need clothes.

I also got my hair cut. It was getting in the way, somewhat.
Hairdresser: So, shampoo and cut?
Mm: Well, I washed it yesterday morning. And my hair takes all day to dry.
Hairdresser: Oh. Well, how about I just rinse it down?
Mm: ...Heh. The two times I've had my hair 'done', the hairdresser said that. I still wound up spending an hour or two waiting for it to dry out enough for them to work with it.
Hairdresser: Why don't I spritz it with detangler and then cut it, then?
Mm: That sounds like the best notion.

Unfortunately, my head is now triangular. The lighter my hair is, the more upwards and outwards it goes. Layers might prevent that, but I don't really feel like caring for layers. They grow out far more quickly than I get my hair cut. I think it'll settle down in a few days anyway.

I also bought Interpol's Antics and Maroon 5's It Won't Be Soon Before Long. They're both albums that I already had (in MP3 form), but having downloaded them, and listened to them on repeat occasionally, I figured that it was only fair to toss them some money. Especially since the CDs were going for cheap at JB Hi-Fi.

In the end, I wound up with an outfit for the conference, including top, pants, shoes, and necklace; another top, pants, and necklace, and the two CDs. Plus a costume I saw the other day in a discount store, that I felt necessary to purchase for its sheer WTF factor: A "prites" outfit, featuring a (black) "toga w/ collar"; I have no idea what I'm going to do with it (shove it in a cupboard, most likely). We ended up spending so long there that parking cost $15.


-Mmaster
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Bop bop bop, bop to the top! :D! [Feb. 1st, 2008|11:02 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |Bop bop bop, bop to the top!]

My nerdery knows many bounds. But not this one.
Chris: It's as easy as pie!
Mm: 3.14159...
*Chris prods Mm

I scribbled this on a piece of paper, so I wouldn't forget it. When I showed Will the page, he tried to burn the notebook.


In other news, High School Musical is ludicrous and cliched, but in the way that leaves a goofy grin on your face for the entire movie. The parallels with Grease I knew before I started watching, and only became more apparent as the film progressed. I read somewhere (but it may have been Wikipedia, not the most reliable of source material) that the working title of the film was something like Grease 3.

Unfortunately, the copy I found is 4:3, instead of 16:9. *pouts*


Everyone's either at the final Rocky Horror Picture Show at George Street, or at the Nightwish concert. Shaun and Tysen (and now Stevie, except by the number of popups I've received, I think he's connection's skitzing) are the only ones online that I'm likely to talk to. I should probably go to bed.

-Mmaster
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