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Some more from last night that I didn't include. [Nov. 16th, 2007|07:15 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Honey and the Moon, Joseph Arthur]

Brian: Anyone know where I can find a claw-foot bathtub?
Mm: No. Why do you want one?
Brian: Are you sure you want to know?
Mm: ...
Brian: Fine. For a photo shoot. Three apparently nude models in a milk bath.
Mm: ...So you're doing soft porn.
Brian: No! Apparently naked!
James: On that note, I'm going to the library.
Brian: To get porn?
Chris: I don't think they'd have any.
James: Oh, no; they do. Someone brought some of the books to my Photography class, once.
Mm: I hope they were clean.
Brian: Yeah, just mysteriously missing pages...


*Mm rolls onto her tiptoes, then back down
Justin: Nice hop, there.
Mm: It wasn't a hop. A "hop" is on one foot, and you have to leave the ground. *demonstrates* See?
A "jump" is both feet leaving the ground, and a "leap" is from one foot to the other.
Justin: Nice "bounce", then!
Mm: Much better!
Chris: But that can't be true. Bunnies hop!
Mm: That's because rabbits are retarded.
Justin: I think the rules are somewhat different when it isn't a person.
Chris: Oh...
Justin: So what's skipping, then?
*Mm skips a few steps
Mm: A hop, then a leap, then a hop, then a leap.
Justin: You had to do so to work that out?


Chris: Hi, James. Coming with us to dinner?
James: Let me drop this off first.
Mm: So that's a "No", then?


Nora: I'm going home.
James: Bye. Enjoy your stuffed animal.
Chris: Is it stuffed, is it?



I have the biggest craving for pancakes. Thick fluffy pancakes.
-Mmaster
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[Nov. 9th, 2007|10:18 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |As Lovers Go, Dashboard Confessional]

One from last night:
Mm: Dammit. I have to look presentable tomorrow.
Chris: Why?
Mm: SDP presentation.
James: I don't have to get dressed at all, tomorrow!
Mm: ...
James: I meant I don't need to get changed out of my pyjamas...
Mm: ...
James: I can see myself winding up on your DJ, now...
Mm: Me? Would I do a thing like that?


And one from this morning.
Mm: Mum! Connor's killing himself again!
Mum: Not Tristian?
Mm: Nah, see, Tristian's hobbling along and twitching occasionally. Connor's actually down for the count at the moment.
Dad: Connor is the desktop.


(Connor is now not even getting through POST. Argh...)

-Mmaster
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Also: "My brain is working faster than my brain." -Liz [Aug. 23rd, 2007|07:19 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |One Day I Slowly Floated Away, Eisley]

James: I'm trying to think of a country that starts with "U".
Mm: United States Of America?
James: ...Oh. Well, I don't think of it as "The United States". I think of it as "The U.S."


...I only wish I were joking...
-Mmaster
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John Elliot spams the list. Excessively. [Aug. 16th, 2007|07:43 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Champagne Supernova by Oasis on James's computer]

Leefe: Is the ProgSoc list moderated? Because the email I sent had to wait, like, twenty four hours before it appeared...
Mm: No. But I think it's grey-listed. If you haven't posted before, or maybe in a while, it takes a while to think about it before it decides you're friendly.
James: Which is why John Elliot's posts go straight through!

:D!
-Mmaster
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[Jul. 12th, 2007|08:22 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Something from Thomas' laptop]

*Chris is playing The Impossible Quiz
James: Try reading it backwards.
Chris: "Answer... This... Question... Backwards...?"
Mm: Okay, so, which answer is backwards?
Chris: "Tennis elbow"?

*James is telling Chris the answers
Mm: Stop doing that.
James: I don't want him to be frustrated.
Thomas: But that's the point.
*The next part of the conversation is via MSN, obviously
Sanguinev says: Progsoc is full of the sexually frustrated, I doubt a flash game is going to compare to that.
Shoulder Angel says: *winces*
SanguineV says: "It's funny cos its true!"
Shoulder Angel says: I can't really dispute that
SanguineV says: Why not see how Chris feels about my earlier comment?
Shoulder Angel says: He's looking confused
SanguineV says: Tell him about the birds and the bees?
Shoulder Angel says: You can go ahead

*Chris is preparing to leave
Thomas: I'll try and prevent Denny [their workmate] from calling you every ten minutes.
Chris: Yeah. Tell him to... relax, and think of the birds and the bees.
Mm: ... ... ...What?
Thomas: ...You don't know what that phrase means, do you, Chris?
Chris: No.
*Mm has her face in her hands
*Chris leaves
Thomas: Margaret, even closing your eyes and hiding your face in your hands won't block the image of Chris being involved in the birds and the bees.


-Mmaster

EDIT:
*Dinner time. Chris and Mm have ordered. Are waiting for Thomas to order.
Mm: I have order number 233!
Chris: ...I have order number 339.
Mm: Yeah, but mine's the speed of my first computer.
Chris: Mine's the bus to Coogee...
Mm: ...Which of those statements is more lame?
Chris: Thomas, what do you think?
Thomas: I think you two should get married, so you can talk about how 'lame' your lives are.
Mm and Chris: ...
Chris: What number's your one?
Thomas: The number that's going to get me food.
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Okay, I may have had just a little too much Coke... [Jun. 28th, 2007|10:23 pm]
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[mood | hyper]
[music |I'm Dying Tomorrow, Alkaline Trio]

Before I start the quotes, I should give you an explanation that will be background to several of them:

For those of you that remember, Thomas, in a fit of boredom, created Mm.exe. And later, at Chris' request, Nora.exe. (Both of which are still available here, if you have a machine that will run them.)

So, since it was Chris' idea to have Nora.exe, Nora and I decided that we should have a Chris.exe in retaliation. We tossed around several ideas: one that 'umm's and 'ahh's, and occasionally throws out some quote that I've collected from him. Eventually we simplified it: when triggered, it throws out this expression:
'[Random noun]'? Is that some kind of '[Different random noun]'?

...'Course, we haven't got around to building it, thus far. But Thomas searched up a random word generator, and we spent some time tossing examples to each other. "List" refers to either words taken from the generator, or phrases constructed from words from the generator.

I then wrote a sample algorithm on the board. Which included a very lazy 0.

Onwards!

Mm: How are those servers working?
Thomas: I set them up, and they're working perfectly.
Mm: So you haven't let Chris near them, then...
Thomas: I let him fondle the rack briefly....
*Mm cracks up. Chris looks confused.

List: Mnemonic, is that a kind of encouragement?
Mm: But it works better the other way...
List: Language, is that a kind of breeding?
Mm: Works better the other way, again.
Thomas: Breeding! It's the international language!

List: Footlocker, is that a type of rating?

Mm from List: Synonym!
*Mm giggles manically
James: ...Sometimes I worry about you, Margaret.
Thomas: Only sometimes?
James: Yeah, not all the time.
Thomas: Those times are called "sleeping"?

*DCom examines the lazy 0
DCom: It's a fat theta, lying on its side... It's a drunk theta! "Hey! Did I tell you about that time I went out on the town, just Theta and me? Oh, what a night that was..."

Nora: Hey, do you know what I did to my uncle?
Thomas: You killed him?
Nora: No, the other one.

*Thomas and Nora are leaving
Thomas: See you tomorrow. Oh, and Margaret? If you're still here at six o'clock tomorrow morning, I will not be impressed. Go home tonight.
*Mm salutes


*giggles* ...And now, at Thomas' command, I'm going home.
-Mmaster
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[Jun. 7th, 2007|10:50 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Do It For Me Now (live), Angels & Airwaves]

Mm: James, have you figured out how to set up the 'Wireless' group yet?
James: Rob, where's majordomo located? I did a whereis, and nothing came up...
Rob: ... Whereis? You searched for it on a map? ...Go along George Street, and turn left at /org. All the shared stuff's in /org.

-Mmaster
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Don't you look away too long; I said you may not believe that I might just concede... [Jun. 6th, 2007|09:32 am]
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[music |When It Goes Down, Something Corporate]

*Mm is hyper
*Mm prods Shayne
*Mm walks over to prod James
James: So, Margaret... How soon do you want me to figure out how to lock accounts?
*Mm stops, and then collapses, giggling hysterically

-Mmaster
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"The sole survivor of a proud and fierce Japanese lineage is a midget Scientologist. Huzzah." [May. 2nd, 2007|09:53 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Mamma Mia, Five Iron Frenzy]

Today was my father's birthday. For all the note we took.

Today was lazy. My stress levels were loudly indicating that I needed to take the day off - I'll be back to the grind tomorrow, I suppose.

I think I got to bed not long after midnight, and I failed to get to sleep for a while. I finally regained conciousness around 9:30 this morning. I read the Internet for an hour or so, then had a moderately late breakfast. I went back to bed and played AQ for a while, and then watched movies while eating lunch.

I got dressed, and took the dog for a walk.

...That's pretty much it. It was nice.


Part of an email from Jedd, responding to James accepting a nomination for CSO.
Tell us about yourself.
Note that your acceptance / self-commendation speech this time
around can not include the phrase 'vote for Rob'.

Discussion with Rob:
Shoulder Angel says: Jedd is awesome :D
Rob says: Uh oh.
Rob says: *Reads email*
Rob says: That he is.
Rob says: I think I might make a "Gay for Jedd" sign for the SGM.
Shoulder Angel says: *giggles*



...Aaaaaaaaaaaand... I'm out. I think I'll try and earn those AQ weapons before bed.
-Mmaster
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[Apr. 19th, 2007|10:02 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Casino Royale]

James is watching Casino Royale for the first time.
"Dude! Stop making out with her! She's dead!" -James Kirsop

...
-Mmaster

EDIT:
"Tell him not to share corpses with his friends, it spreads disease." -Thomas
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[Apr. 6th, 2007|10:32 am]
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[mood | sick]
[music |Love Is Everywhere, The Whitlams]

Thomas: A sunrise porn movie shoot? Sounds like fun.
Nora: ...Or I could kill you all, instead.
James: Well, it'd make an interesting climax...
Mm: ... ... ... ...I'm not talking to you any more.
James: Okay.


Shoulder Angel says: *prods*
Hailey says: *prods back with tissue boxes and strepsils* (am I close?)
Shoulder Angel says: Something like that
Hailey says: how are you other than general cruddiness of health?
Shoulder Angel says: I've tried to watch two different movies thus far, and turned them both off
Shoulder Angel says: I'm tempted to send parents to the video store and hire out either Buffy or Dawson's Creek.
Hailey says: yay for Buffy and shame on you for dawson's creek...apart from the first season :P
Shoulder Angel says: Heh
Shoulder Angel says: I don't actually remember if DC is any good
Shoulder Angel says: Hence the desire to hire it out and re-discover it.
Hailey says: I see
Hailey says: what movies have you given up with?
Shoulder Angel says: Labyrinth and A Cinderella Story. A Cinderella Story is only really good if you've got other people, and what's'erface's whining in Labyrinth was annoying me
Hailey says: I still haven't seen Labyrinth
Shoulder Angel says: It's quite good
Hailey says: as I've heard...besides...Bowie :D
Shoulder Angel says: But the main character spends a lot of time whining that "It isn't fair!", at least early in the film
Shoulder Angel says: If you say so. He doesn't really interest me.
Hailey says: I like my glam rock
Hailey says: or at least people who dress up
Shoulder Angel says: *One eyebrow raised*
Shoulder Angel says: Told Dedney that one? :P
Hailey says: *giggles*
Hailey says: that has the potential to be oh so wrong. No glitter and tight pants for David.
Shoulder Angel says: Which David? :P
Hailey says: ...damn you :P
Shoulder Angel says: (A)


-Mmaster
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Yay for the ProgSoc AGM. [Mar. 29th, 2007|06:59 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Happiness Writes White, Harvey Danger]

*Brinton is wielding a camera
Brinton: Come on guys, smile.
Liz: No.
James Kirsop: You know, my arse will smile more than they will.
Brinton: Fine, then.
James: Can you stop taking photos of my crotch?
Thomas: You know, guys, the Men's room is just over there...


-Mmaster

EDIT:
CK: Des Saunders sent me an email.
Rob: He still works here?
James: Yeah, he employed me!
Marauder: ...And he still works here?

(Corrected, as per Rob's comment below)

EDIT (2):
Rob to James: Argh! Your screen name takes up my whole conversation window!
Marauder: What is it?
*Crowd examines Rob's screen. James' name has been set to
James - http:// jameskirsop.mine.nu - Jesus is my saviour, there will be no other.
Marauder: See? This is why I only have atheists on my list.
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HAHAHAHAHAH... He's like a puppy; you just want to pat him on the head! [Nov. 9th, 2006|03:09 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Sky Is Falling, James]

Does anyone remember Altavista? There used to be a secret URL. You'd type it in, and you could view the most recent search query. ... ...Apparently 'pornography' is very popular.
-Ryan Heise


*giggles*

*Sigh* Now back to OOD...
-Mmaster


EDIT:
Nathan's the king of "sucking the wang".
-James. As a note, he was referring to Nathan's frequent use of the phrase...

EDIT (2):
Thomas' response to the first quote above:
Yeah, well, given your description of him... He probably doesn't know what porn is about. "Why are they naked? Can't they afford clothes?"
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HAHAHAAHHA [Aug. 31st, 2006|07:21 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Lonely For Her, Jack's Mannequin]

"CK, you broke it! Apple zero doesn't work! Safari sucks the wang!" -Nathan

*James stands on a couple of office chairs to take a photo
Mm: Perhaps standing on the spinning chairs is not the wisest idea?
James: But why?
Mm: You mean, aside from the whole "spinning, rolling" thing?

-Mmaster
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If this is incoherent, it isn't my fault - I had six and a half hours sleep. [Aug. 4th, 2006|07:17 am]
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[mood | happy]
[music |Dirty Man, The Living End]

The ProgSoc OGM was fun. Yes, "Ordinary General Meeting" - I've stopped trying to follow what the difference is.

Gab signed up to ProgSoc beforehand, because he wanted to play with routers. Which meant he was among the voting members present. We seem to have signed more people up over the last couple of weeks than I've noticed signed up since O-Day.

Amazingly, we managed to fit eighteen people in the room (well, not "fit" as such, since several were standing in the CompSoc room and peeking through the door, but in theory...). And admittedly, I think the fourteen-month-old was included into that count. But still - fourteen members required to have sufficient people to hold a vote, and we found eighteen. People, that is - I'm not sure how many of those actually qualified to vote.

In an only slightly rigged election (when you have me as the candidate for secretary, and me and Justin Steward as candidates for First Year Rep...), I was voted in as secretary, and Justin was selected as First Year Rep. Woo! *Holds up two fingers in a symbol for victory (think of the peace guesture)*

They ordered in pizza for dinner, and since it was an OGM (and they were trying to convince people to attend), they paid. Woo!

And, since there were more people around than normal - though several people left not long after the election - it was noisier and happier than normal. Marauder spent an hour or more chatting with one of Hailey's friends, Oanh (I believe that's how it's spelled). Rob chatted with Leefe and Swirl (I think she said her name was "Swirl"), and Nora attempted to convince their fourteen month old daughter, Ariadne, to talk to her by bouncing keys and the weird soft toy mascot at her. I spent some time with my eyes trying to kill me, taking Panadol, and waiting desperately for it to kick in - while spinning the sppiny phone round (click click), back (click click), and then back the other way (click click). We put my bandanna on Rob, tried to decide whether he looked more like a pirate or a housewife, and stole James' camera to take photos of the results - before taking photos of Oanh, and then Marauder, wearing it.

Now, quotes? :D.

Mm: Justin stares blankly into space?
Justin: ... ... ...What?

*Gab checks his email
Gab: Hmm. Victoria's Secret email list? ...What was I on?

"Margaret, focus! Imagine Andi using his feminine wiles!" -Thomas

Thomas: You're moving away from me.
Nora: I am moving into the corner. But if you want to stay close to Andi...
Thomas: Well, when you put it like that...
* Thomas sits on Nora's lap, as far as he can be from Andi without moving off the couch
Andi: No means no, Tom!
Thomas: Hence why I'm moving away from you.
Andi: No, I am saying no.
Thomas: Then we are both saying no. I'm glad we're agreed.
Andi: We aren't agreed!

"Ariadne... Have you ever had red cordial?" -Andi

*Marauder offers model phone to Ariadne to play with
*Ariadne looks at Marauder, unimpressed
Mm: Yeah, I know. He's weird. Ignore him.
James: Who's weird?


I've organised to meet Stevie at Circular Quay today at twelve o'clock, and I have a bunch of stuff to do before then, so I'd better get moving. See you later.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!
-Mmaster
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Jamie spent her Christmas at the airport, because the planes made her feel like she could get away. [Mar. 17th, 2006|09:29 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Spin, Something Corporate]

James has learnt his lesson, and will not comment on my dancing again. This amuses me.

Today's Networking lecture sucked. Surprise, surprise. I made something of an effort to pay attention, and I still found myself typing out Jonathon Coulton and Tom Lehrer songs. I think Andrew1 actually fell asleep. Justin1 typed out a webpage that said "I hate Networking 1!" repeatedly in scrolling hot pink text on a black background on Tristian, while Justin2 and I looked on with amusement.

After the lecture, a group of us went to one of the labs to try and complete the online test. It took me as long to read the online textbook as it did for the others to complete the test. I didn't understand a word of it, but since it was an openbook, I managed to only get two wrong, scoring 95%.

After I'd completed that, I headed over to the tower to pay for my CompSoc party ticket. Liz caught up with me as I was on my way over, so she went with me as I went on my errands. We met up with Justin1 on our way, so we all headed to the Students Association area. Since it was Union Week, the clubs were out in force. Liz signed up, but didn't buy a ticket.

We then headed back to the Charcoal Chairs to wait for our lab to begin. Andrew2 said something that I'd intended to write down as a QOTD, but I forgo... Wait...
QOTD:"'Out'? 'Out' is that room I go to that's away from my computer." -Andrew2
We chatted about all sorts of things, like we do. Eventually, 12 o'clock rolled around, and we went into the room.

Liz spent the lesson unintentionally annoying the Tutor in various ways: her account was stuffed, so she couldn't do some of the required things; she already knew the answers, and corrected him when he got them wrong; and she spent the time trying to explain the content to Justin1 and me. I still didn't understand much, but she promised to send us her notes from the time that she did the course previously, which should ExplainAll(TM)... Or something. We eventually left half an hour early or so early, since her brain was about to implode.

While Justin and she headed off to do the test, I went and played a few rounds at EGG. After five races or whatever it was, I wandered off to find some lunch. When I returned to the GlassHouse Bar to eat it, they turned up. She scolded me for eating so badly, and then we sat around and were amused by the people drinking green beer.

Justin had to leave after a while, and we continued to sit there, alternately chatting and just enjoying the sensation of sitting down and not having to think. Some of the EGG exec (Nick, the president; Chris, the webmaster; and... Dammit! Lost it! Tom?) came over to sit with us - I'm not quite sure why, because they spent the entire time transfixed on their laptop screen; but we talked a little in the moments that we managed to distract them. They eventually rushed off.

Liz and I sighed and agreed that we probably should go and actually do some work. So we headed over to Building 10 and got something of a start on the ICC assignment. When our brains started to melt, we stopped, and decided to make a NotesLJ Community - as opposed to mine, which is a shared journal. (So it behaves more like a personal journal, except selected people post into it - Yes, I do do that purely to show off. Your point?) We amused ourselves with editing the settings and suchlike, and then created an LJ for her, so she could post to it.

After we'd done that, we agreed that we were both beginning to freeze. The air conditioning's all well and good, but if you're sitting in the classroom for an extended period of time, you start to turn into the approximate status of an icecube. We headed over to one of the take-away food outlets nearby, and while she ate (I wasn't hungry - I'd had a big lunch), we chatted about how best to approach the community.

I decided I'd better be getting home, so we walked over to Railway Square, and I caught the bus. She headed off to work. I read on the bus home.
-Mmaster
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