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[Jul. 4th, 2009|10:23 pm] |
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| | amused | ] | Chris bought a tape measure for the house. It's bright purple, with lime-green highlights. It says "diywoman" on the side.
Liz: It's a DIY woman! Mm: Yeah, I noticed that. But it was the only one there, and it was cheap. Liz: So it's a cheap DIY woman? Now you're just making it sound like a hooker! Mm: Precisely! *Calsanne starts reading the packaging Calsanne: It has a soft grip, and it's sixteen foot long! Liz: Well, that's better than sixteen inches. Calsanne: According to the packaging, "it's a hardware solution". And "auto return". And "blade lock"! Mm: It's not getting better. Calsanne: I'm sleepy, now. Justin: All this talk of sixteen foot women with a soft grip is wearing you out?
-Mmaster
EDIT: *Mm is re-reading old entries *Mm shows Justin this entry Justin: I love it. I get a footnote about my birthday in an entry about Thomas being drunk! Mm: Thomas is never drunk! Justin: Thomas does get drunk, it's just not very different to Thomas sober. When Thomas is talking about Godwin and Nazis, Thomas is drunk! |
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|12:34 am] |
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| | Konstantine, Something Corporate | ] | Um, oops?
I sent Chris to bed around 11, and was planning on heading to bed not too long after him.
I just realised it's hit 12:34. Sigh... -Mmaster
EDIT: Something I meant to post sometime before late, but oh well.
I crashed at Chris et al's new place last night. The following morning I wandered out to encounter Liz tidying the kitchen. Justin later emerged and we chatted a little.
When Calsanne finally got up, the following conversation occurred.
Calsanne: I wake up alone, and come out to find you with two other women! What is this?!? Justin: I probably shouldn't tell you I got a massage from one of them, then, should I? Calsanne: What?!? Was it a naked massage?!? *Justin waggles his eyebrows Calsanne: How did this come about? Justin: I said that my shoulder hurt, and then I wasn't given a choice. Calsanne: There is always a choice, my love. Does your shoulder feel any better for it? Justin: It feels a little better... |
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