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[Nov. 6th, 2009|09:26 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Ian, Eisley]

Just in case you were wondering?

Yesterday's date was the 16th of April, 2009.

"That's the strength of the UTS Union! They're so powerful, they can change time!" -Adam (a guy Thomas knows)


-Mmaster
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[Mar. 16th, 2009|09:49 am]
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[music |The Tension and the Terror, Straylight Run]

A guy wandered into the office, trying to sell print services.

When we told him that no, we didn't need it, since we barely ever print anything, he continued to try and give us a flyer.

When he finally did wander off, he still left one of the flyers on the water cooler.

Recycle bin time!
-Mmaster
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[Feb. 15th, 2009|10:06 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Rue Something, The Lucksmiths]

At the moment on our dining table, there is a copy of the Property News, which is essentially one of the local real estate agents saying "Buy houses from us!" in imitation-tabloid form.

Entertainingly, the cover headline is "Housing Sector Outstrips Shares, U.S. Market!"

...Well, duh.
-Mmaster
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[Feb. 13th, 2009|05:25 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |I'm A Terrible Person, Rooney]

It takes courage to name your accountancy firm The Tax Haven.

...Mind you, their website practically screams dodgy, saying nothing of the company name, so I guess it balances.
-Mmaster
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[Sep. 18th, 2008|08:30 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |Downeaster "Alexa", Billy Joel]

"Never trust a guy interested in massage, hypnotherapy, bondage and photography. That is a dodgy, dodgy combination!" -Elden

-Mmaster
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Chris decided to braid my hair this afternoon. Uhhh... [Feb. 25th, 2008|08:23 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Candy, Iggy Pop]

Two quick moments of amusement from yesterday:

Man over the PA in Kmart: And we have a red light special on lingerie out front...

*Mm is shutting down Mum's computer
Chris: ...Suddenly left handed?
Mm: ... ... "Suddenly"?
Chris: You're mousing with your left hand.
Mm: Chris, come and look at my computer. *Drags him over*
Chris: ...Oh.

In other news, Broadway blew its power yesterday. Essentially the only things open were Kmart and Coles. Yay!

-Mmaster
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[Nov. 7th, 2007|11:25 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |I'll Be Yours, Placebo]

I broke Phil's brain with quotes. ...And Morgan's brain.


And then Demi failed at tact.

Demi: Who's Chris?
Mm: This Chris.
Demi: Chris is so dumb.
Mm: ...Demi? This Chris.
Demi: Oh, hi! Are you stupid, or just lost?
Chris: ...
Demi: "A penguin isn't a bird"?
Chris: What?



-Mmaster
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Where Heaven waits, these golden gates back again; you take me through, lead me to, oblivion... [Nov. 6th, 2007|10:38 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |I Feel You, Placebo]

*Phil is drinking hot chocolate
Mm: Is it good?
Phil: Oh yeah. It's like sex, except I'm having it.
*Mm reaches for the sugar bowl
Phil: ...Don't steal that line, I want to reuse it.
Chris: Reuse the sugar?
*Mm collapses, giggling, for the next five minutes
Phil: Are you done now?
Chris: Did I say something wrong?
Phil: ...No, it was perfect. You didn't know it, but it was perfect all the same.


Chris: Margaret, could you get my wallet out for me?
Mm: ...
Chris: My hands are dirty, and the men's toilet? It says something about "Use the ladies'"...
Mm: ...Right... *doesn't move*
Brinton: She isn't dating you...


Chris: ...Oh, yeah, I remember that time...
Mm: ...
Chris: I'm having remonitions!
Mm: ... ... ..."Remonitions"? There's "Premonitions", and there's "Reminiscing". I have a feeling you meant the latter.
Chris: Probably. So what does "Remonitions" mean?
Mm and Priscilla: It doesn't!


And now to go to bed. Possibly eat something, and maybe have a bath before I crash, though.
-Mmaster

PS: There were about four different conversations going on at the table. Brinton was actually talking about Beani to one of the guys; Phil, I think. But it fit so perfectly that I left it in. :P.
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I always catch the clock; it's 11:11, now you want to talk... [Oct. 19th, 2007|11:55 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |Bad Day, Something Corporate]

Norton: What's the rule? Half your age plus seven? ...Hmm. My girlfriend's not quite twenty one. I'm a dirty old man! Yes!
Brinton: Dirty old men get all the fun.
Elmin: Says the toyboy!


Mm: I still have my Tetris cart for the original Game Boy. 'Course, it's my brother's; I'm fairly sure I hadn't been born when that game was released.
Will: Really? You were alive in the eighties, weren't you?
Mm: A very small portion of the eighties...
Will: How old are you?
Mm: ...
Will: I know, I shouldn't be asking a lady's age.
Mm: I was born in 1987.
Will: ...Wait. You're a year younger than me?
Mm: ...Yes?
Will: I thought you were older than me!
Mm: ...Why?
Will: You seemed it.
Mm: What about Chris?
Will: He seems younger than me. Much, much younger.
Mm: He's turning twenty two next month.
Will: What?!?


Geal'K: So, let me get this straight. You attend E.G.G. events, but don't actually play any games. You attend the AGM, but as soon as EGGLAN starts up, you go home?
Will: She's here for the social.
Mm: You had this conversation with Chris; I remember him telling me about it.
Geal'K: Yes! Why do you turn up, and yet never do anything?
Will: Because they have another club to look after, as well as work. *to Mm* ...Sorry, I should let you answer questions that are directed to you.
Mm: You more or less answered how I was going to, anyway. ProgSoc has a room, which I practically live in. I'm secretary.
Geal'K: Do you actually do your job as secretary?
Mm: Mostly?
Geal'K: Then I accept your reason.


And since I wasn't lying about the whole "Having to be at Uni early tomorrow morning" thing, I really should go crash.
-Mmaster

PS: I stand corrected. The Game Boy was released in 1989.
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A conversation I rebooted my computer to share with you, while I remember it. [Oct. 17th, 2007|10:57 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Baby Got Back, Jonathan Coulton]

This is actually from Saturday; I meant to add it then, but forgot.

On Saturday, Chris, Thomas and I were hanging around the room. Chris and I were there to do uni work. Thomas was celebrating his completion of a paper he was working on, or something.

Chris and Thomas got distracted by trying to get the servers up and running.

Suddenly there's a knock at the door; I go to see who it is.

Lisa: Margaret! ...Do you know anything about printers?
Mm: ...Uh... No? What about them?
*Thomas wanders over
Mm: Thomas, Lisa.
Lisa: Do you know anything about printers?
Thomas: What kind of printers? There's home printers and office printers, and they're designed very differently.
Mm: Yeah, my family has an office printer, and it's dying from being treated as a home printer.
Lisa: I have to do an assignment: we have to spec out printers for a school.
Thomas: Well, why don't you go to printer manufacturers' websites? Check out what they have to say about them. Then read reviews, see what other people think are good and why.
Lisa: Like, HP?
Thomas: Sure, if they do printers.
Lisa: The printers here are HP. I think I'll just use those. Thanks for all your help.
Thomas: Our bill will be in the mail.
*Lisa laughs, nervously, and leaves
Mm: She's... Interesting.
Thomas: You need to give her some peroxide; her hair's too dark.


And now? To go to bed. My alarm's set for 6:30 tomorrow morning, and I have a nine o'clock class.
-Mmaster
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... [Oct. 12th, 2007|11:08 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Must Have Done Something Right, Reliant K]

Mm: Y'know, when Brinton was telling you that you didn't need to wear makeup, I think he was actually trying to pay you a compliment.
Amy: ...Was he? Oh, with the whole "Too pretty to need it"...?
Brinton: "N00B" is flashing on your forehead!
Amy: ...Oh.
*Mm cracks up
Daria: Y'know, cackling like that at someone's stupidity is generally frowned upon.
Amy: Well, I don't listen to him, anyway, so...


*shakes head*
-Mmaster

PS, for those who don't know (most of you): Daria is a Bus-Comp student that went to my high school; was in the year above me, but I think she took a gap year or something.
...Oh, and for the other necesssary context: Brinton and Amy are going out.
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You know I love you but you try and kill me; gotta hold your head up in the Year of the Rat... [Sep. 21st, 2007|11:42 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Fondness Makes The Heart Absent, The Whitlams`]

Before I launch into the account of today, have some sterling moments from one of my SDP team-mates yesterday:
Him to me: Are you married?
Admittedly, this one did have a little justification. I wear a ring on the ring finger of each hand. But to put it bluntly, anyone who knows me knows there isn't a chance I'm married. My response was something like "No. My other ring actually says that." but I was tempted by "No, but it keeps the creeps that are delusional enough to consider me attractive away..."

His other shining moment was this one:
Mm: I'm going to ProgSoc tonight!
Him: What's "ProgSoc"?
Mm: The Programmers' Society.
Him: You're a member of the Programmers' Society?
Mm: ...Yes? I'm Exec.
Him: You program?
Mm: Yes? I'm not very good at it, but I enjoy it when it's working for me.
Him: There are girls that program?
Mm: ... ... ...Oh dear.



So, to today:

Got to Uni around 8:15, maybe. Checked my email, read the Internet, then headed over to Building 5. Tim was already there; the rest of the group dribbled in gradually.

The team we were reviewing made the mistake of more or less putting their first speaker on the spot and expecting him to extrapolate. It didn't really work, and he then went overtime, meaning that several of their end slides got skipped entirely.

Our presentation went really well. Andrew was beating himself up for "dropping the ball" on one point (he misinterpreted the question they were asking), but I don't think it'll be that bad. Aside from that, we were able to answer all of the questions they had time to ask.

Trying to mark the other team was excrutiating. Not just due to lack of experience (though that was probably a large part of it), but also because I couldn't figure out the answer to one question before they'd skipped ahead to the next one. This is the case for both the presentation session (I wound up taking notes), and the meeting afterwards where we discussed how well things were covered. I was in one of my "If you'd all shut up, maybe I could think long enough to do the task!" private tantrums. It was made worse because Alex borrowed my second copy of the sheets, that I'd used for the notes, because he'd lost his sheet. *sigh* It got done; the justifications were severely incoherent, but whatever.

Afterwards, I messaged Chris and suggested escaping for our respective Uni works; we visited E.G.G. and he grabbed a bite to eat. We then returned to visiting E.G.G. and stared blankly at the screens until he had to go to class. Will went and bought Super Paper Mario, which is awesome and I want (but don't have time to play at the moment).

Chris and I went and grabbed some dinner, and then I got on a bus to Circular Quay. It was deadlocked for like three blocks, then freed up enough for motion. I walked over to the Opera House; despite the transport delays, I somehow managed to get there just in time for the first alarm, regardless.

It was an interestingly different atmosphere to other concerts I've been to. It's highly unsuprising, since the typical audience of The Whitlams is quite a lot older than The Offspring or Green Day, but notable nonetheless. It was very much a "We're going to the Symphony" atmosphere, rather than a "We're going to dance up a storm" atmosphere. To the point where Tim was like "You are allowed to move your head, people!".

The setlist )

I particularly liked Melbourne, Year Of The Rat, You Sound Like Louie Burdett, and Thank You (For Loving Me At My Worst); they had an energy that the others lacked - which is not strictly a criticism, since part of The Whitlams' appeal are their soft songs. But those are the ones that achieved a response from the audience. Gough also got a response, but I don't know the song, so my ability to follow along was reduced.

Pictures had an interesting backstory. Apparently Tim met a rapper at an anti-war protest, and liked the guy's rapping so much that they agreed to write a song together. Unfortunately, I couldn't understand what the rapper was saying, so it was more or less white noise. That isn't really a comment on the rapper; I couldn't figure out what Tim was singing in Gough, either.

I never realised that the other guys in the band have such girly voices. I literally spent ten minutes staring at the stage, trying to find the (female) backup singers. When that failed, I assumed a backing tape. It was only after an extended period of "Okay, there's that feminine singing, and he's at the mic again" that I put two and two together to make five.


All up, it was a lovely antidote to the long and stressful week that's been SDP. Thank you Chris, thank you Nora.

And it's now quarter to one, so I'd be best heading in the direction of bed.
-Mmaster
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The Lucksmiths have a new double CD coming out. Awesome! [Sep. 14th, 2007|11:41 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |The Fog Of Trujillo, The Lucksmiths]

Today was long. Amusing, yes. But long. Did I mention long?

I woke up at OMGWTH o'clock, despite going to bed at twelve thirty. I stumbled out of bed, and spent an hour or so in front of the Internet, trying to wake up. Then I printed out the SDP things I needed, and wandered off to make myself breakfast.

Packed up, headed in to Uni and got there before nine. Was intending on doing some work, but got distracted by shiny objects or something.

At ten thirty, I headed over to Building 5 for the SDP Formal Meeting. Andrew was in "ramble" mode, blaming the only four hours of sleep he'd received. Also in his "Talk before thought" mode, though that's starting to seem almost standard.
*People are reading out their timesheets
Andrew: Okay, now that that's done, on to the Project Leader's report...
Mm: Hang on, I didn't get a chance to read mine.
Andrew: Yeah, well, you should expect that, being a woman in I.T. Glass ceiling, and all that.
Mm: ... ...Don't make me hurt you.
Tutor: ...Now you're going to get it...


After the Formal Meeting, the team had a ten minute chat in one of the seminar rooms nearby. Then we drifted back to Building 10. I ran into Julia Prior, and stopped to chat to her. I went to the room to pick up my laptop, and chatted to Chris and Brian while I was there.

There was then a moderately epic journey to figure out where the Hell my teammates had vanished to; they'd hidden themselves in one of the obscure labs. *shakes head* I edited the Semantic Mapping in line with a couple of minor changes suggested by Andrew. We then had to shift labs, because the one we were in had a class. We when got to the alternate, I typed out and formatted the meeting minutes, and answered occasional questions from Andrew and Jefry who were doing normalisation.

At three o'clock, I shot through. Again, with intent to do work, but that didn't really happen. By four, I'd got bored, and decided to visit the E.G.G. boys. The Wii was on WarioWare. So much love. Except I'm realy bad at it, but who's counting?

At around five, I returned to the ProgSoc room to get changed and other such inanities. When I'd done so, Chris wandered in, so I packed up my IAJ stuff and we both went back to visit E.G.G.
Chris: What's this game involve?
Brinton: You run a race, and you get points. Then you get tied up and suspended over crocodile infested water, and the idea is to be the last one left.
Chris: You make it sound so appealing...


At quarter to six, I headed over to the IAJ lecture. Chris kept me company till the lecturer turned up, then wandered off to the ProgSoc room. The lecture was okay, but I was probably more focused on my watch than what the guy was saying. At quater to seven, I packed up and left.

I headed over to the room and dropped my bag. Chris headed over to Thomas' hidey hole to tell him that everyone had turned up. When they returned, we walked over to Building 1. Thomas, Chris, Nora, and I were attending the Annual Union Dinner or whatever - "Hey, presidents of clubs +1, turn up, listen to us blather, and we'll give you a meal!"


They had a set seating plan for the evening, which we carefully disrupted. On two separate tables, no less. Yeah, I thought it was an accomplishment as well.
Thomas: So, Margaret, am I going to be able to convince you to drink alcohol?
Mm: No.
Thomas: Come on, you don't even have to pay for it!
Mm: ...
Thomas: You can't tell me you think a single sip will kill you...
Mm: No. But I'd still rather not.


Brinton, for some reason that I can't even begin to fathom, had brought a syringe of thermal paste. To a formal sit down dinner. Yes.

The speeches mostly went on too long. But speeches generally do, I suppose.

Mm: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Chris: Did you say "The Granny got stepped on"?
Mm: No. The GRAPE.
Chris: I think I preferred my version.
Mm: ... ... ... I can't believe you just said that!

Yes, he was a little tipsy. Not excessively, but still.

ProgSoc didn't win Club Of The Year; big surprise there. The honour, such as it is, went to the Red Cross Society. As I pointed out to the others, ProgSoc didn't stand a chance; we're not "cuddly" enough. Oh well.

At the end of the last of the presentations, we shot through. Chris and I went to visit N.E.G.G. with Brinton and Amy, briefly. I confused Amy by laughing at her. We then left; Chris and I needed to pick up things from the ProgSoc room, and Brinton needed to pick up something from his place before he went to Amy's.

When we got to the room, we discovered Nora and Thomas still present, accompanied by Liz who was in vague states of fury; her laptop's hard drive had made a serious effort to die, and she didn't know how much was recoverable. We watched her run chkdisk for a while, then left her to it; Thomas and Nora to go home, Chris and myself to visit N.E.G.G. (again) then go to the buses. Chris managed to walk into the door on his way through it.

Subfuture (who's requested to be referred to by name; therefore, Will) is a confirmed sceptic of an engineer, who's obsessed with things like tarot cards and predicting things with a pendulum.
Will: Would you be willing to take part in an experiment?
Mm: He's drunk; would that make a difference?
Will: Probably make it easier... Opens the mind, and all that...

It turned out to be a mind-reading exercise: "Choose a memory from among the ones on this card, focus on it, project it to me, and I'll try and work out what it is."
Will: ...A fairly recent memory... Not too recent, though... Let me see... You were stung by a bee?
Chris: It was my first dog, actually.
Will: Right, well, that was a miserable failure. Note to self: Don't try to read the minds of drunk people, it doesn't work.
Chris: See, I was looking at Margaret, trying to give you a hint.
Mm: ...
Chris: Well, she likes dogs, and...
Mm: ...Except that he doesn't know that.
Chris: ...Oh.


We left. On our way out of the building, I gave in to temptation, and wrote some Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) lyrics on one of the election posters. Hey, polls finished like two days ago, they aren't using them any more. I also showed Chris another one that I was tempted to edit, except they'd made it inaccessible to mortals.

Chris needed a bus ticket, so we headed up to the ATM, before he bought some at the 7-11. A punk with a massive mohawk had his hairstyle admired by some random in the convenience store:
Guy: How'd you get your hair to do that?
Punk: Hairspray.
Guy: What, six, seven cans?
Punk: No, just the one.
Guy: Can I touch it?


Then to the bus.

And now, it's quarter to one. And I have to get up at ungodly hours tomorrow, to go to Uni, to spend my weekend doing SDP. *sigh* Regardless, it's bed time. See you on the other side of morning.
-Mmaster
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You look so beautiful, it hurts me slightly... [Aug. 25th, 2007|12:56 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Twenty Two, The Lucksmtihs]

Kris: It feels like I have five of Adam's nipples on my back!
Adam: Have you even gone near my nipples?

-Mmaster

EDIT:
*The time's about 3PM
Nora: I should go eat breakfast.
Mm: See, Chris? I'm not that bad...
Chris: Yes, you are.
Mm: But I normally eat breakfast at a reasonable hour...
Chris: But you have done it before...
Mm: But I don't do it regularly...
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[Aug. 17th, 2007|05:27 pm]
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[mood | amused]

"Now, unfortunately, I know what colour underwear you're wearing, but not what your name is..." -Nora to some guy

-Mmaster
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I promise I'll go home soon. Really. [Apr. 30th, 2007|07:39 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |The Weight Of The World, Her Space Holiday]

Mm: I don't know whether to be amused or depressed: my shirt matches the UTS signs.
Ronnie: Show us.
*Mm walks over to the sign.
Carlo: Nah, it's a shade out.
Mm: Looks close enough to me.
*Mm walks back.
Mm: ...You do realise that any claim you might have attempted to make to being a straight male has just been negated, right?
Carlo: ...

-Mmaster
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[Apr. 20th, 2007|06:02 pm]
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[mood | accomplished]
[music |Pschybilly Stomp, The Meteors]

Today felt like a long day. I actually felt accomplished at the end of it, as opposed to other days. My ankles don't want to move for a week or three, though; unfortunately, the next week's going to be hectic as Hell, so...

Today was Western-ish type areas. The map stretched from the eastern edge of Summer Hill to the western edge of Greenacre. I went through Belfield. Then, lacking the on-hand cash to purchase a private bus ticket, I walked to Strathfield South, and did a registration there. That wasn't too painful.

...What was painful was the 2.6k walk (in hot sun for the majority) over to Chullora to cover that area of the map. After that effort, I headed to an ATM to get bus money. (And food money, but we won't mention that.) I had lunch, and then did a registration thereabouts. I then had sufficient time for one more reigstration, so I paid money to catch a bus over to Burwood, from there to somewhere else, and from that somewhere else to Ashbury (the only area of the map looking distinctly empty).

I did a registration there, though I think I made the shop owners a little suspicious with all the hanging around the shop and not catching buses afterwards.
At just before five o'clock, while I was again noting things down while I waited for the phone to realise that it should do stuff, some random guys drove up. The guy in the front passenger seat wound down his window.
*He speaks unintelligibly, because of the music in my ears
*I remove an earphone
Mm: Sorry?
Him: We're just taking a survey: do you think I'm attractive?
Mm: ...I can't see you. I'm not wearing my glasses.
Him: Well, put them on, they're on your head.
Mm: I'm sorry, but I should be getting back to work. *indicates clipboard*
Him: Okay. *They drive off, laughing uproariously*
Mm: ... *shakes head* *goes back to work*

...Okay?

-Mmaster
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Her cooling jets, they don't exist... [Apr. 19th, 2007|03:14 pm]
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[mood | confused]
[music |Binary Girl, Mathematicians]

...

I don't know whether to be amused or depressed.

*Knock at the ProgSoc door.
Guy: I need some help with my wireless.
*Mm silently points to sign reading "NO WIRELESS SUPPORT OUTSIDE OF DESIGNATED HOURS"
Guy: But it is a Thursday.
*Mm points to second sign, below the first, reading "Next wireless support 24/04/07"
Guy: But it's a Thursday!
Mm: But it's an I.T. Non-Teaching Week.
Guy: But I have an assignment.
Mm: I'm sorry, I can't help you.


... *shakes head* The text on the second is just as big as the first. What the Hell?
-Mmaster
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[Apr. 4th, 2007|08:11 am]
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[mood | amused]

Something from last night:

*Mm and Rob are working through the 'Members' spreadsheet, adding data to Rob's list of people who still need to be put into the database. And usernames to the ones that didn't have them.
Mm: Next up... A 'Roslyn Soden'. She wants the username...
*Mm stares at the screen. Starts laughing hysterically.
Mm: I dare you!
*Rob types in 'ros' in the username field.
Rob: Maybe she'll get all the fanmail, now.

*gigglefit*
-Mmaster

EDIT: One I forgot to include from the other day, when Liz, Stewart and I were chatting.
Chris: Hey Margaret, can I borrow your laptop for a minute? I need to transfer some files off my USB drive.
Mm: Sure.
*Mm types in her password
*Chris pushes in his USB key
*CD drive pops out.
Mm: ... ... ...Chris, you fail at life...
Stewart: What'd he do?
Mm: He tried to plug his flash disk into my CD drive.
Stewart: Chris! You fail at life!
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Yes, I know "ProgSoc" is not strictly a subject. It might as well be. [Mar. 10th, 2007|08:52 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Sorrow, Bad Religion]

As promised, a bunch of quotes, scattered throughout my notes. Sorted by subject, since that's easiest.


Data Structures & Procedural Programming

Lecturer: What happens when I use the break command?
Mm: Coffee?

Lecturer: Look at the small negative dash sign!



Network Servers doesn't so much have "funny quotes" as "me attempting to capture and translate the lecturer's accent"...
"Whatever hardaware"
"Apache cervix" (service)
"Sorarix also supports Inter System" (Solaris, Intel)
"Leenus is quite good" (Linux)
"Son systems"
"Leenus is Younis like" (Linux, Unix)
"Red Hat 9 is the last three version" (free)
"Fedarah"



Requirements Engineering

Lecturer: Customers should be seen and consulted on a day-to-day basis.
Mm: ...Which is why we're seeing them for fifteen minutes a week?

Slide Title: What is a requirements?
Mm: English good you speak, ya?

Lecturer: What are you?
Student: Um. Someone?

Lecturer: Should the database be inside or outside the box on the Use Case Diagram?
Justin: Can I put it on the edge of the box?
Mm: Only if you ask very nicely.
Peter (student): I think it should go inside AND outside the box.
Justin: See? I'm not the ONLY smartarse in the room...

Lecturer: Any questions?
Mm: Does anyone care?



Database Fundmentals

* Justin is doodling
Mm: What was that about "I bought a new book because the old one was full of squiggles"?
* Justin smirks
Justin: I need more space for squiggles!

Lecturer: Where do you think the MyStudentAdmin database is stored?
Mm: In a neural network!
Justin: A neural network of an alien kidnapped from Mars...



ProgSoc

Chris: I don't need to take drugs. I can drink tequila.

* Chris is setting up a server
Chris: Let's set it up in Spanish!
Thomas: AMERICAN Spanish?
Chris: Is there a difference?


:D!
-Mmaster
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