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I don't have hearing problems. Really. [Dec. 12th, 2007|09:32 pm]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |My So Called Life, The Ataris]

Chris is going to do the servers this Sunday, without the pasta. Y'see, ProgSoc has had beer-powered servers; his church has pasta-powered servers!

-Mmaster

PS: Hey, it got a smile out of him, which was an accomplishment given how down he looked...
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Be strong and you'll get strength back; feed the fire and you'll get warmth back... [Sep. 22nd, 2007|11:57 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |Fall For You, The Whitlams]

Come to Utopia; the skies are made of diamonds!

-Mmaster
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*winces* Welcome to the Colville family. [Jun. 4th, 2007|07:18 am]
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[mood | dorky]
[music |The Tension And The Terror, Straylight Run]

*Mm mumbles something
Mum: What?
Mm: Nothing. Just whining.
Mum: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
...Nothing, it just gave a little wine.
Mm: What does a billiard ball do when it stops rolling?
Mum: Because it will knot?
Dad: It disaspheres!

-Mmaster
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A shirt I saw the other day: "I'm not drunk, I'm chemically off-balanced." [Mar. 25th, 2007|10:09 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |How Soon Is Now?, Love Spit Love]

We have one of my mother's friends, who normally lives in England, staying with us for a week or so.
Dad: Have you heard how to cook a canary?
Di: No...
Dad: You get a pot of boiling water, right? And you put the canary in.
Di: Feathers and all?
Dad: It doesn't really matter. Then you add an axe head to the water.
Mum: When the axe head melts, you throw away the canary and eat the axe head.
Mm: What was that about Stone Soup?
Mum: No. That joke will not be told here.
Mm: ... ... ...It was meant to be a joke?
Mum: That's how good it was.



-Mmaster
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Chat with Matt. ...Hey, it rhymes! [Mar. 14th, 2007|04:35 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Welcome to Joe's Apartment, it's our apartment too...]

Cut for in-jokes and length. May be amusing to outsiders, but I don't guarantee it. )

-Mmaster
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[Feb. 27th, 2007|09:49 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Javert's Arrival/Little People, Les Mis]

Mm: I won't be in tomorrow.
Chris: Good. If I see you, I will tell you to go away.
*Mm laughs.
Liz: What's so funny?
Mm: Long story.
Chris: Speaking of which, I have to meet my friend.
Mm: Bye.
*Chris leaves.
*Sticks his head back in door.
Chris: Oh, and...
Mm: You! Bye!
Chris: Oh yeah...
*Chris leaves.


Then, this evening at dinner...
* Dad and Mm go to the bar.
Dad: I'd like a bottle of white wine, please. ...And I suppose she'd like a Coke.
Mm: Yes, a Coke, please.
Male Bartender: Schooner?
Mm: Yes. ...Unless you have the bottles?
Male Bartender: We have the bottles.
Mm: Well, make it a schooner, anyway - it's cheaper.
Male Bartender: Same price.
Mm: Yeah, but you get more for the price.
Female Bartender: You're a student, aren't you?



:D!
-Mmaster
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We started marching for fortune and glory; it's a short song, but a hell of a story... [Jul. 9th, 2006|11:01 pm]
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[mood | weird]
[music |Tubthumping, Chumbawumba]

MSN chat with Thomas and Nora. Cut for length. )

And you know what they say: nobody deserves to die...
-Mmaster
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[Jul. 2nd, 2006|07:36 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |It Ain't Me Babe, Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon]

Random "You had to be there" moment, #437:

Nora left her diary (as in day-to-day, "This is xyz's birthday', "Work today", not a journal) in the CompSoc Room by mistake. She makes something of a fuss about her diary, and that it's the only way she knows what's going on in her life, so when she loses/forgets it somewhere, it’s fairly notable.

She happened to think I was two years older than I am (and marked in September 4 as "Margaret's 21st birthday"), so I corrected that. I don't really act like a twenty-year-old, do I?

At some point in the past, upon hearing her spiel about how important the diary is to her, Thomas decided to go through and write things on random days, in order to convince her that she has to do them. One of them was something along the lines of
Call number, tell the person that you love them for their mind, and then hang up.
I read this out to the others in the room: Rob, James, and Chris D (from the Sydney Linux User Group, not Butters).

Nora and I have an ongoing joke with Rob that he has ESP, and that all we have to do if we ever get lost is simply call him and ask for directions. It's one of those things that makes sense at the time, and then sticks for no good reason. Even if it didn't make sense to Rob at the time - but we won't go into that.

So, not long after me reading out the entry in Nora's diary, Rob wanders out of the room. Chris' phone rings. James and I can only hear one side of the conversation.
Chris: Hello?
Phone: ...
Chris: Where are you?
Phone: ...
Chris: Do you need me for something?
Phone: ...

Rob walks back in, and he tries to make a reference to both in jokes in one spiel. The problem being, that Chris had never heard of the ESP in joke, and wasn't listening for the diary one. So it sort of fell on its face in that way. But it was amusing as Hell for James and me.

Amusement!
-Mmaster

PS: Thomas reminded me of something I forgot to include from Thursday night:
"That's like, bad science! You can't say that! That's bad!" -Andi
There was another one I thought of, but it's escaping right now.
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...And that's why I can't have any pizza. [Jun. 30th, 2006|08:47 am]
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[mood | sleepy]
[music |The Tango: Maureen, Rent]

Summary of ProgSoc last night, given there's stuff I can't tell you or they'll kill me (And I know at least two or three ProgSoc people check my DJ, so that isn't that idle of a threat.)

We did some stuff. It was fun, but I slightly flipped out, because I don't deal with risk well. Some people are excited by risk - I become stressed. And continuous stress over the course of several hours had me babbling incoherently at random intervals by the end of the evening. And twitching. Any adrenaline that I had was basically confined to making me feel nauseous and twitchy.

I ended up having to leave around eleven o'clock for the 11:30ish bus. Rob and James left at the same time that I did, from a combination of having to catch their own bus, and probably concern for the way I'd been for the last hour or two.

However, when I got home, that adrenaline translated to my sleeping patterns being further messed up - I got to bed around 12:30, and was unable to sleep for quite some time. And then woke up at 4:30. I got up, checked my email, shut Connor down again, and went back to bed. I finally got up at around 8:30, but am currently still sleepy.


I do want to know how it turned out, though - the guys that were still working on it are the ones that never seem flustered and always have it together, so I have little doubt that they succeeded. But while the evening proceeded to show me that I'm not really suited to doing some things, I'm more than happy to applaud the awesomeness of the people who do - preferably from a distance. :).

-Mmaster
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Local shorthands. [Jun. 13th, 2006|10:06 pm]
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[mood | weird]
[music |The Scientist, Coldplay]

"Sleep better than me."

"Do you know your own name today?"

"How's your snark?"

"Rar!"

"Underwear is not classified as pants!"

"Hey, Rob! You're a good programmer!"

"Dute!"

"I'm hungry."

"HAY LOOK THEY SHOT HIM! HAHAHAHAHH!"


*Sigh*
-Mmaster
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I find it vaguely ironic that I've only slept in my own bed three nights this week. [Feb. 19th, 2006|10:17 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |We've Had Enough, Alkaline Trio]

I had an English test on Friday afternoon. I think my phrasing was occasionally a little weird, but I should have passed.

I met Matt in the city beforehand, quite by accident. We were both lining up in Macca's for lunch. We chatted for a while, then I introduced him to some of the people from uni that I met at Camp. (There you are, Stevie, you can ask him if they're hot.) He left when I was just about to go in to the test, and I caught up with him when I got to Central after it.

However, I finished the test early, so while we waited, Adeline and I headed to Building 10 to get (in her case) and then change our passwords. I think it worked. At around three thirty, I said goodbye to my father, and then headed over to Central.

I found Matt, and we waited around for Richard, only to discover that Richard was already on the train. We chatted about various things on the way down - like the fact that Richard should have dated/married Shaun in order to steal the top place on the roll list. It made sense at the time, though it took Richard a few minutes to decipher what he had said.

When we got to Gerringong, Richard's father picked us up, and we went grocery shopping, finding enough food to last the couple of days we were going to be there.

We got into the house, put down our stuff, and watched an episode of Spooks - the one in the first series that's best for newcomers, since there's very little reliance on cannon. After that, we figured that we should cook dinner, so the chicken and chips were turned to an interesting shade of black then served.

The following morning, I woke up well before Matt and Richard - though I think Richard might have opened his eyes briefly as I was getting up. To pass the time, I watched Blue's Clues - I lost count before he'd found the first clue, and it would already have been up to 30 drinks. I then had a bath, before watching the first half of Elmo in Grouchland.

I got kind of hungry at that point, so I prodded the others awake and we had bacon and eggs for breakfast. Then we watched the second half of Elmo in Grouchland.

We did other stuff on the Saturday - watching another episode of Spooks (the lockdown one - one of the best, except it lost impact from being played in daylight and paused at random intervals), put up a big frame thing, played Scrabble - but I can't quite work out where most of that day went. My phone decided to die, so I turned it off and figured I'd work out what was wrong with it when I got home - so I rang my mother from the land line to say "Hi", and words to that effect.

Dacre eventually ended up getting in around 8:30, by which time dinner was cooking. Except that Richard set me the task of cooking mashed potatoes, having never done so before. It was at that point that I discovered the difference between directions and a recipe. ...How was I expected to know that the milk was supposed to be added afterwards? It turned out, uh... interesting. And Richard relished the fact that I refused to attack him when I was clearly at fault, so he took the opportunity to deliever a bunch of remarks that no doubt he'd been quietly polishing. :P. Dear boy.

After dinner, the others decided to play Monopoly. I stayed around until all property had been initially bought (around about midnight) and then went to bed. The others stumbled to bed around six in the morning, waking me up in the process. I lay there, hoping for more sleep, for a while, and then got up.

It was at this point that I truly wished that Stevie and Shaun had been invited along/able to make it. Because I had several of the sweetest guys I know within a couple of metres, but was powerfully missing the others that should have been there. Besides, I needed someone to keep me company until the others returned to consciousness. Alas, however, they were not present, so I read Matt's Pokemon strategy guide, watched The Princess Bride, had a bath, set up for a Scrabble game (against myself, if need be), and emptied the dishwasher.

By the time I'd done those things, Dacre was awake. We had cereal for breakfast, and then he challenged me to the game of Scrabble - at which I was more soundly beaten than I had beaten Matt and Richard the previous day. I kept getting groups of letters that I couldn't think of anything useful to do with, though, so it wasn't purely my fault. Or maybe it was.

After the game, we returned to find Richard and Matt awake, if not actually concious. We chatted for a while, and eventually they dragged themselves vertical. By this point, it was more or less lunchtime, so I put some frozen pizzas into the oven to bake. These ones didn't turn out black, though I told Richard that if they weren't done enough for him, he could always put them back in for a little longer.

We watched Yes, Minister, which I understood but didn't truly get. And played a couple of rounds of Gamecube racing games. The resident psychotic dog was behaving weirdly, but perked up at the appearence of a tennis ball.

We caught the train home at around 5:30 - which crept up on us amazingly quickly. The guys kept offering me help with my bag on our way into town, which was sweet, but generally unnecessary. The train pulled up as we were still buying our tickets, which was cutting it a little fine, but we made it. The train trip was generally uneventful.

I haven't eaten dinner yet, and I can't work out if I'm hungry or not. Whatever, it's bed time, and typing this isn't helping. See you again.
-Mmaster
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I don't wanna be told to grow up; and I don't wanna change, I just wanna have fun... [Feb. 16th, 2006|05:56 pm]
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[mood | good]
[music |My Bloody Valentine, Good Charlotte]

People have been asking (or haven't, but anyway) where I've been the last couple of days. I haven't really given them much of an answer, from a combination of being busy, exhausted, sick, and probably some other similar things. I make no guarantee that this will really be much of an improvement, because most of those 'things' are still there. But due to my obsessive personality (or something), I feel oblidged to report happenings to my DJ. And if things go moderately to plan, it may well be another couple of days before another opportunity to post arises, so I'd better explain what I've been doing and what I will be doing.


From Monday to Wednesday was the UTS Faculty of IT Orientation Camp. It was a long couple of days, and I think I came away with a cold or something - either my head aches, or my nose is blocked. I made a handful of friends, met a lot of people, and even remembered some of their names.

It's interesting to go to an event where you quietly consider every single thing that happens to be a private joke. I laughed far more than most of the rest of the crowd, because I got more of the jokes - something that Creepy Guy noticed, but I'll get to him in a moment.

FIT Camp has something they call Camp Cash - basically universal bribery for the students, in order to get maximum co-operation, both with the staff members around, and the older students known as Yellowshirts. The Yellowshirts are second year (or later) students, who have volunteered to run the camp for the staff; to aid the population in identifying them, they are given bright yellow tshirts to wear. Each Camp Cash bill has a photograph of one of the staff memebers printed on it - if the student manages to get the lecturer/whatever in question to sign it, its face value doubles. It's a ploy to attempt to familiarise the students with the faculty and vice versa.

Since this camp spanned Valentine's Day, there were the special edition $69 Camp Cash denomination notes, featuring some of the male Yellowshirts.

A lot of the camp was spent being talked at by official-type-people. They attempted to convey messages such as "Please don't plagarise. It makes us feel bad to fail you." - they might even have succeeded. There were also a lot of 'team-building exercises'. Grargh. Can you carry this lolly between these two bowls, using only chopsticks? Silly tasks.

On the morning of the second day, some guy asked to borrow my book. I didn't catch his name. He found out what he wanted to know, and then chatted to me. In that brief five minute conversation, he managed to creep me out immensely for some reason that, even now, I can't put my finger on. I spent the rest of the time trying to avoid him without making it looking like I was doing so.

I generally got on fairly well with most of the other guys and girls I met. Strangely, a large proportion of the ones I spoke to seemed to be Asian.
* I managed to sarcasm my way through an entire day in the company of Lisa, without really being conscious of it. I don't think she's used to people like that. For some obscure reason, she reminded me of Steson - I think it was the habit of squinting down the glasses.
* Andrew is amusing, because he's moderately effiminate (apparently without realising it). He seems nice, though. And he has the same attitude I have about sport - wander around the court in the general direction of the ball without ever actually accomplishing anything.
* Kate's signiature greeting is to stick out her tongue at you - an interesting concept, I'm sure you'll agree. She had a bet going that she'd stay up for the entirity of the camp; there were differing views as to whether she won or not.
* Justin, the guy that I believe to be her boyfriend, probably would have been a more interesting conversationalist if I hadn't caught him at the tail end of that selfsame bet. He was eating sugar packets by the handful when I chatted to him on Wednesday morning.
* Richard, or as he prefers - "Itch", is one of the Yellowshirts. He tried to call me a number of nicknames, so I threatened to call him Richard. He seems nice enough, and he was just as enamoured of the dance party as me, Lisa, Andrew, and Adeline were - we sat outside and spent as long as possible drinking our cordial/whatever in order to spend as little time on the dancefloor. We wondered what would happen if a group of like four people went into the centre of one of those circles that inevitably forms at these events - and just stood stock still; but we decided against finding out.
* We were always being confused by Adeline and Bonnie as to which one was which. There isn't even any real apparent reason for it - they don't really look much alike, though on the first day, they were both wearing bright red shirts, which can't have helped. They're both pretty quiet, but are probably fairly intelligent.
* Ros, another of the Yellowshirts, spent a lot of time guarding the cans of drink they were selling to anyone around, so I chatted to her a fair bit. I can't really remember much of what was said, but I remember laughing a lot.
* I initally mistook Doug for one of the Yellowshirts, partially because he'd misplaced his nametag somewhere. By first appearences, I took him for a stoner, but he said that he disapproves (of pills, at least), because he's seen what they do to you and it isn't worth it. He has a strange kind of quiet leadership about him; he joined our group for "Project Humpty" (protect an egg when dropped from a height using only straws and masking tape) and took charge - admittedly, we had little clue of what we were going to do, but I think he was just wandering past and decided to help.
* Steph was apparently on the roll as a male, in a clerical error - which was interesting. She's chirpy, and kept trying to offer marshmallows to everyone. No one took her up on her offer; less because we don't like marshmallows, than because we were never hungry when she suggested it.

I discovered that embroidery is a great way to meet people. I'd sit on the top step of our cabin, doing tapestry, and chat to people as they passed. Often, the conversation started with "How can you have the patience for that?", but it was a good ice breaker. I read a bit as well, but that requires more mental concentration and places a silent 'Do not disturb' sign around your neck, defeating the socialisation aspect.

The camp food sucked. Big surprise there. It could have been worse, though, I suppose. The worst bit was the water. There was no clean water. There was drinkable water; but that is different to clean, in that (theoretically) clean water should have no taste, whereas this had a distinctly unpleasant taste (and sometimes also colour). Thus, you had to add cordial or something to make it drinkable; expect that cordial, being largely sugar, doesn't really cure thirst. I was suffering fairly seriously from dehydration by the second night; and I still haven't managed to drink enough liquid to stop needing a drink every couple of minutes.


When we finally got back home, I basically collapsed into a heap. I took an hour's worth of nap, which made no appreciable difference to my state of being. And because of said hour's nap, as well as random lack of sleep from previous nights, my sleeping patterns are hacked to hell and I didn't get to sleep until late. I think I've contracted a cold or something from pushing my body in strange ways; my nose is clogged, though I only notice it when I'm lying down - when I sit up, it converts to a slight dull headachee between the eyes.


Today was Speech Day. Yay. I sat through it, drinking from my water bottle close to continually. I received the prize for top of Y12 SDD (and there was a quiet taste of victory in that, since it meant that I had beaten Black - though he may well have not actually been in the running, for all I know).

After it finished, I got changed into clothes that actually made me look like me, and then Stevie, Richard, Darcy, Treffyn and I went to lunch at Pitt Street Mall. Darcy left not long after we ate; the rest of us hung around in the centre of the plaza, reminiscing about our comparitive primary schools and trying to decide where to go next.

I eventually suggested the Art Gallery of NSW to see ArtExpress ("If nothing else, it's free..."), so we walked over there to see what we could see. We cloaked our bags (I took my water bottle), and wandered through ArtExpress, making whatever comments seemed appropriate (though I don't think we held the art in quite such high esteem as we were supposed to). On our way out, we encountered the "Focus Room". I don't know what the room is normally used for; but when we passed through, the walls were painted white, and the only thing in the room (aside from a sign affixed to the wall announcing the 'Focus Room' title) was a large, empty, display case. We spent a good ten minutes trying to determine what was supposed to happen in the room: "Do you suppose the viewer is supposed to be the artwork?", while Treffyn worked very hard at his pretentious English Extension 2 skills.

We wandered out of the gallery. We considered collapsing in the shade under the Domain trees, but it was too humid; so we started wandering back towards the city. As we passed the State Library, a virtual exclamation mark appeared above my head.
Mm: Oooh! Pretty pictures!
*Mm runs up library steps
*The others look confused
*Mm points to the sign above her head, which shows that a David Moore photography exhibition is on display
Mm: Pretty pictures!
*Mm walks through door
*Rest look at each other
Mm: *From opened door* Well, are you coming?
*Rest follow

They had some really nice black and white photography on display - David Moore chose out one hundred of his favourite photos that he had taken throughout his career, and put them into one set, which were printed after his death. I ended up buying the catalogue (at the price of "Your donation is appreciated", I figured that I could afford it). We then hung around in there for a good half hour or more, just sitting and chatting about things in the air conditioned cool. Stevie's mother rang him and was evidently concerned to discover that he was in a library, which amused the rest of us no end.

Eventually we managed to rouse ourselves enough to continue our wander towards the city and home. Richard and I left Stevie and Treffyn at St James station, and wandered along. He checked the bus timetables at the stops, but didn't see any that were within a short enough timeframe to convince him to wait around. We walked to my bus stop, and chatted about random stuff until my bus finally turned up. Unfortunately, it was an old bus, and the rain came in through the windows. I had to carefully protect my new book.


Assuming Richard gets his act and enough people together, I might be going down to Gerringong with whoever's around. It should be fun, if it happens. :).
-Mmaster
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Random notes from a girl who promised herself she'd go to bed early tonight. [Dec. 27th, 2005|09:51 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]

It feels strange to be able to comb my hair - it's normally a fair effort to simply get it brushed. But freshly washed, it's amazingly co-operative, comparitively.

Mum bought me some new bandannas today - a white one and a blue one, both with little embroidered swirls in their respective colours at the corners. It'll be nice to have some ones that actually match my clothing again; my two previous blues (the penguin one and the one with the stars) got retired a couple of months ago, when they had both faded, frayed, and the elastic had died.

It's only ten in the evening. I should not be this unable to type. Yes, most of it is not showing, but that's because I correct my errors relatively instinctively.

Yesterday, parents and I went to see what was probably close to the last cinema screening of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. It was amusing, though I think I got less than half the jokes. On our way out of the cinema, there was an amazingly long line of people queueing up to see The Chronicles of Narnia on opening night. It's amazing the number of classic fantasy series that annoy me: LOTR, Narnia, Potter (*Loud stabbing sounds*), and so on.

I've been reading Knife of Dreams. It struck me how black and white many of the characters, or at least the enemies, have become. In previous novels there were interesting moments where, as omnipetent reader, you knew that what the character was doing was wrong, and going to lead to the end of the world or whatever - and yet, when Jordan spoke from their perspective, you could see that they had reasons (and often moderately reasonable ones at that). Interestingly, the ...I think I'll call them 'grey' characters, ones that differ in opinion to the main characters and yet are not inheriently evil... greys are spoken from in this book, he often does everything he can to make them sound bad and make the reader lose sympathy with them. They are needlessly cruel to the servants, speak with disdain to everyone around them, and speak with a certainty that they will win - not from an attempt to bolster others' spirits, as the 'good' characters do, but from dispassionate belief. In short, the author makes them as thoroughly unlikeable as possible, in order that we cheer the good characters in their victories. Not necessarily a bad tactic, but if I'm noticing it, then it's not really a good sign.

The other day, I was shopping for something in the supermarket. I stopped to check one of the laminated shelf listings posted at the ends of the aisles. After I had looked at it for a minute or so, trying to find some item or other, a guy that was stocking shelves nearby noted that I must be the first person ever to have looked at it. I think he must have been asked a few too many times where to find things.

I think I'll go have a glass of milk then attempt to remember to put myself to bed. Doubt it'll happen, though.
-Mmaster
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I'm not obsessive-compulsive. I just sort my brother's twelve year old NFL cards for fun. [Dec. 14th, 2005|10:28 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Shut Up And Smile, Bowling For Soup]

I got bored, so I invited Matt and Stevie (and, later, Richard) over. Stevie and Matt both made it over - but not overlapping. Through a certain amount of crossed communication, I hadn't realised that Matt and Richard were going to a movie before they went to attempt to fix Matt's puter.

Stevie arrived around 10AM. He watched while I finished sorting my items out in Animal Crossing, and then we wandered around the house looking for other things to do. We ended up watching the tail end of Blurred (which we'd watched most of, last time I was at his place), and then having a lunch of semi-homemade pizza (as in, I assembled it from the pieces that parents bought). After that, with around an hour and a half of time before his parents were due to pick him up, we watched Monster's Inc., and some of the special features on the disc. His Dad picked him up around 4PM.

Matt ended up arriving around 5, 5:30. We tried out the GCN-GBA link section of Animal Crossing, decided it wasn't worth the effort, and then I scared him with a nostalgia box. By 'nostalgia box', I mean one of the boxes that had the leftover items from the Great CleanUp of Whichever Week It Was. I was looking through my tapes, seeing if he knew the Disney songs. I came across the 'Jennie Gymnast' tape. He delighted in getting her to drag herself around the ground purely by spinning her (evidently double jointed) perfectly straight arms around and around. I also discovered a spinny fairy (the brandname escapes me) which evidently had it in for him. Most times we pulled the string, it tried to attack him. Also in the box was my brother's twelve year old NFL trading cards. For some reason, we started sorting them. Parents gave him a lift to the station on their way out, at around 7PM.

When I went on MSN, I continued sorting them.
Shoulder Angel: ...yes, i do enjoy sorting cards. :P
Stevie: wahts wrong with that?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: i have no idea who's on them... and no real interest in the people
Shoulder Angel: the cards could have nothing but a number on them, for all i care.
Stevie: :)
Stevie: the simple pleasures in life eh?
Shoulder Angel: something like that
Shoulder Angel: ...and there's also the "hrm. is this a special part of THAT set, or a different set entirely?" game :P



...Yes, I am a dork. But I had fun. Video games, movies, and playing with nostalgic toys... What more do you really need from a day?
-Mmaster
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Moments from today. [Dec. 13th, 2005|10:11 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |The Glory of Love, New Found Glory]

[06:33:21 PM] Stevie: what was the nightmare?
[06:33:58 PM] Shoulder Angel: it's hard to explain, from the small parts i remember now.
[06:34:47 PM] Stevie: try :P unless you dont want to
[06:35:24 PM] Shoulder Angel: somebody understood the way i think and what i think about.
[06:36:50 PM] Stevie: whats wrong with that?
[06:37:07 PM] Stevie: isnt that a good thing? so you wouldnt get pissed off at us half teh ntikme?
[06:37:51 PM] Shoulder Angel: your typing made no sense at the end of that, but i understand what you're trying to say.
[06:37:54 PM] Shoulder Angel: maybe.
[06:38:11 PM] Stevie: hmmmm
[06:38:37 PM] Stevie: id actually think its quite cool if i became friends wikth a person where we share thoughts... like in althalus
[06:38:47 PM] Stevie: although you didnt specify it was a friend :P oh well
[06:38:50 PM] Stevie: mmm cat
[06:38:59 PM] Stevie: riding in hood
[06:39:03 PM] Shoulder Angel: heh
[06:39:54 PM] Shoulder Angel: the reason that ot was a nightmare was becuase they gained this understanding through a series of events that very much resembled an exorcism
[06:40:20 PM] Stevie: *shudder*
[06:40:29 PM] Shoulder Angel: yah.
[06:41:07 PM] Stevie: you see i once hada dream where a person i knew understood waht i thpught and stuff but from a different way
[06:41:23 PM] Stevie: strangly it was after reading eddings late at night
[06:41:27 PM] Shoulder Angel: lol


Mm: I haven't played Animal Crossing since the 1st of December. So I'm now going through, and telling the game "Yes, I know it's the 13th. But it's really the 1st! It's really the 2nd! It's really the 3rd! You don't have to fill my house with cockroaches!" ...I'm up to "It's really the 9th!"
Matt: Yeah. When Pokemon Channel tries to do that, I tell it to shut up.
Mm: But Animal Crossing has a mole that yells at you if you make it obvious that you're messing with the game's time zones!

*Dad is looking through the calendar, trying to identify vet visits
Dad: Here we are; February 7th: Dogtor visit.
Mm: *Splutters* That... was... awful! *Wipes mouth* I am dribbling at the mouth in response to how awful that was!
Mum: ...Does that mean you're in a catatonic state?
Mm: THAT WAS EVEN WORSE!!!!!

*Mum reads out about Virgin's Santa Message System
*Mm sends 'Santa' an SMS, asking for "World Peace."
Mm: "Mmm, if my memory serves me right you were a little bit naughty this year... but you've just got much worse!! Pickled eggs for you this year! Santa."
*Laughter
Mum: (*To the tune of I Like Traffic Lights*) I like pickled eggs... I like pickled eggs... I like pickled eggs... Especially when I'm pickled...
Mm: Would you like me to find you the alcohol?
Mum: ...But then I might get pickled eggs...


*gigglefit*
-Mmaster
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Year 12 Formal. Glee. I think. [Nov. 17th, 2005|06:26 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |On My Own, Les Miserables]

Yesterday, some twinkie asked me if I was trying to be a member of Guns'n'Roses. I shut the kid up by saying I didn't know who they were. He was too busy spluttering to respond. *Amusement*


Hrm. Now. What to say about the formal?

First of all, two and half hours in a hairdressers' chair is declared to be a slow form of torture. Even if the guy doing my hair was likeable enough. I scared him by saying that I was good with computers, and he told me that he's apparently a major figure in the local gay community. This did not suprise my mother or myself, given he was the campest man I have ever come across.

When he finally finished, we headed home. Stevie arrived just after we did, so he hung around while my mother attacked me - or something. I finally found a use for those old button-down schoolshirts that my mother bought me long, long ago and I literally never wore. Matt messaged me not long before we were ready to leave, saying that he was running late, so Mum messaged him back using my phone, saying that we'd pick him up on the way.

When he climbed into the car, he was not wearing his suit pants, but instead the ones he wore during the course of the day. Since we were picking up Dad on the way through, it was suggested that Matt get changed in the mensroom at Dad's work. This was duly done, with only a little anxious glancing at watches - we all assured each other that it wouldn't make that much difference if we were a little late.

Parents dropped us off at the venue, and, as I had predicted, there was a small gaggle of people (all guys, though I hadn't predicted that) hanging around outside who could direct us to where we were supposed to be going. We caught the lift up the many floors to the top, walked along the corridor, and up the stairs to the main dining room.

We were greeted by assorted people, and directed over to the table where Beccy and Dave had previously situated themselves. We put down our stuff, and went and greeted other people. I admired the view out the windows, took photos with people's cameras for them, and wandered around. I carried my camera with my on a lot of my wanders, but basically only took photos of people I had better than even chances of actually speaking to again. There were a couple of exceptions, but I stuck to it as a general rule of thumb. After each of my excursions, I'd return to my seat, drink some more of my drink, speak to Beccy and Dave, and then wander off again. Beccy and Dave barely moved from their seats all evening.

They called for people to return to their seats, so that the entree could be served. Jeremy and Sam presented a couple of awards to likely candidates, while we waited:
* The Kermit the Frog award for most green in an outfit: Shirley Chen
* The James Stergiou award for most stylish attire: Simon Theobald
* The award for most underdressed: Darcy Gilling

I took a couple of mouthfuls - it was mostly green; some bean dish, I think. There was apparently some chicken in there somewhere, but mostly what I could taste was "bitter". I gave up not long after.

After the first course, we were released to return to our previous occupations. Erin went and hijacked the stereo, changing the balance of tracks from Urban/RnB to retroish songs like "My Sharona" and The Grease MegaMix. A large proportion of people actually went and danced at this point. I hung around and talked to people, watched the sky darken, and generally did about the same things I did previously.

The main meal was called, so everyone returned to their seats. Again, prizes were handed out.
* The Dean Campbell award for perfect attendance: James Stergiou
* I have a photo of Craig Chen winning a prize, but no recollection of what it was
* The Olsen Twins prize for lookalike couple: Michael Ning and TianLu Li
* The "Dude, are you even in our grade any more?" award: Angus Shun
* The Kai Tan award for "You were never our grade: Treffyn Koreshoff
* The award for best formal presenters: Sam Zhu and Jeremy Rubel

The main meal was steak - though it was a tiny-portion-on-massive-plate system. It was fairly good. Dave tried to scam more, but the guy he was talking to was on to him. It was a very amusing 'dance around each other' conversation - there was a spare seat at the table, so it's like,
Dave: Can we have the meal for that person, who's just out of the room right now?
Waiter: Are they a vegetarian?
Dave: ...Uhhh, no?
Waiter: Well, we only have vegetarian meals left.
Dave: Well, I guess I'd... They'd better go to McDonald's, later on.
Waiter: Yes.


Again, there was a certain lapse between meals, in which the majority of us wandered about/chatted/danced/whatever. Dessert was this weird cone-shaped strawberry cheesecake. Tasty.

After dinner, people proceeded to set things on fire and inhale helium. ...And go back to the dance floor. I started singing John Forster's "Helium", but without inhaling. My camera suddenly reset ALL its settings - I have no idea what I'm going to do about that. Fiona and Beccy both complained repeatedly of boredom. Neither of them seemed to believe in my concept of "making the best of it." Beccy eventually got Dave to take her home an hour to an hour and a half early. I finally gave up on trying to chirp up Fiona. Stevie, Dacre, Treff, and Dee danced together in assorted groupings - I got photos/video of some of them.

At 11:20, I called my mother and asked her to either drive over, or send Dad over, to pick us up. They turned the music off not long after I hung up, so Matt, Stevie and I headed out to the front doors. Dad arrived, and we piled into the car. I took off my shoes on the way home - I wasn't wearing heels, but my feet were still becoming uncomfortable. (This meant that I hobbled my way into the house, avoiding seedpods on the ground. Heh.)

We got in, I had a quick bath while they got changed (I had to try and get whatever goops were in my hair out), and then we sat around in my room, chatting, eating junk food, and stuff. I collected my comics (took quite a while :P), and then we got into a discussion about Les Miserables - I don't remember how. I ended up putting the CDs on to play, and explained what was happening in each song/scene. I only got about three to five tracks in before I got bored and sleepy and turned it off. We decided to go to bed at about that point.

This morning, we had English muffins for breakfast. We chatted, watched videos on Connor, watched Bride & Predjudice on the main TV, had lunch, and hung out the washing - which I'd forgotten to do previously. We watched some animations by the creator of Harvey Krumpet, and were just about to start on Harvie itself when Stevie's mother arrived. Matt and I ended up spending a large portion of the rest of the afternoon - until I reminded him that he was supposed to go home - with me playing Gamecube, while he read one of my GCN strategy guides. Perhaps we're easily amused, but I had fun. *Smile*


Photo highlights from my camera - in almost random order )


-Mmaster
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Counting down... 4... [Oct. 30th, 2005|10:58 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Take A Giant Step, The Monkees]

She lied!


I was just called by a market research person. For some reason that I'm not quite sure of, I decided to humour her and answer her questions. She said that it would take no more than six minutes.

When I hung up the phone, the readout read "11:24".


She lied to me! ...Though that could probably be blamed on me saying "I don't know... 7?" to every question she asked.


Bwahahah.
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"You... Me... Friend... Hmmm?" (Furby or Yoda; you make the call.) [Oct. 11th, 2005|03:02 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |The Jets Song, from West Side Story]

QOTDs:
"Even if you think you know it all, my advice is NEVER, EVER DO IT." -Ms Eastment
"Just do what you're told. ...I know that's really hard when you're a Fortian..." -Ms Eastment
"It's an 'ertial' frame of reference." -Matt


Today had moments of amusement.

I got to school before 8 o'clock. I wandered around, eventually sitting in the Fountain Quad with vague intentions of reading Ancient notes. Kara passed by, so I called her over and we chatted for a while. She complained bitterly of lack of sleep.

We went over to the Library, and met up with Fiona.

When the bell for first period went, I went up to my Maths 'seminar'. I explained to Hannah why I drew the sin and cos graphs up the top of every page, and we chatted about a couple of things. Bernadette and Dee both turned up late.

I then went in and listened to Mr. Mulligan ramble on about various things for a period. I contributed to the discussion occasionally, but was too lazy to take any notes. Even though they probably would have been helpful.

When we left, we found Richard and assorted others. We were amused as Rommell and people kicked the door to the Common Room in so they could enter. Richard and Dee? and I and Kara (who I'd picked up on her way down from Modern) went to find Stevie. Once we had found him in the library, we suddenly realised that it was Tuesday, so we could go and laugh at the assembly.

We got there, and they're telling all the Year 11s to "Get off the balcony!". We line up along there, and they append their statements to "The only people I should see up there are the handful of Year 12s." We didn't exactly talk through all of it... Well, no more than we've talked through every other one. We left when the bell rang, instead of waiting around to listen to Miss Columbo ramble on. We want to turn up on the day of the SDD exam and sit in two straight lines on the front steps, directly in front of the teachers, just to see their expressions.

We chatted about random stuff in the Library until 3rd period, when Matt, Fiona, Richard, Stevie, and I all headed to Physics. We listened to Miss Eastment, Miss Fluitsma, and Miss Riley ramble at us, but listened to the rumbling of our stomachs more closely. At the end of 4th, we all headed to Markettown for lunch.

After we'd eaten, we wandered around the shopping centre for a while before we headed home. Stevie fell in love with a soft toy polar bear that he couldn't afford, which led to this conversation when I got on MSN this evening.


Shoulder Angel says:
what are you sulking about?
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
awwwwwww polar bear!
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
*pouts*
Shoulder Angel says:
*amused*
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
awwww
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
*cries*
Shoulder Angel says:
*feels sorry for stevie, but is still amused*
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
hahahaha
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
awww so cute (baby talk voice)
Shoulder Angel says:
dute :P
[Steve] - [Tubby] - Awwwwwww .... *sulks* says:
yes you are! yes you are!

Note for the uninitiated: (Which is everyone except Stevie and me :P)
"Dute" means 'Dumb but cute'. It was originally a typo for "cute", but we both thought it was such an awesome word, we decided to find a meaning for it.


I failed to accomplish anything much when I got home. What a surprise.

Heh.
-Mmaster
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Look! Mm with short hair! ...And Beccy looking slightly stoned... [Oct. 1st, 2005|11:50 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |What's On Your Radio, The Living End]

BTW, the sunglasses were so I could see through the strobe lights. )


-Mmaster
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*giggles* ...Oh, BTW, MSN 7 only works on Tristian. [Sep. 28th, 2005|05:09 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Iris, Goo Goo Dolls]

* Mm changes her display image to


The following conversation ensues.
Stevie: whos in the pic?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: *amusement*
Shoulder Angel: you really don't recognise me? ...wow...
Stevie: OMG
Stevie: is that?
Stevie: ...?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: why is it that nobody ever recognises me, as soon as i do something they don't expect?
Stevie: your not serious right?
Stevie: thats sooo not you
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: then who is it?
Stevie: i dunno thats what im asking
Stevie: who is it?
Shoulder Angel: heh
Stevie: ok then
Stevie: i know your trying to trick me
Stevie: but I believe you
Stevie: you look diff
Shoulder Angel: http://www.deadjournal.com/users/mmaster/241893.html compare to that
Shoulder Angel: see?
Stevie: hahahahhaah
Stevie: *be nice steve*
Stevie: yah i see it now
Stevie: god im blind
Shoulder Angel: so i'm a cam whore without the webcam. your point?
Stevie: hahah
Stevie: when was this taken though?
Stevie: year waht 6?
Shoulder Angel: lol
Shoulder Angel: check the date on the entry?
Stevie: OOOkkkk
Shoulder Angel: *giggles*
Stevie: 0.o



Heheheheh....
-Mmaster
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