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[Aug. 8th, 2009|12:58 am]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Grosso Mogul, Vivaldi]

ProgSoc went out drinking this evening.

Roll call!
* Matthew Beauregard
* Tom Bozic
* Margaret Colville
* Chris Deigan
* Peter Dolkens
* James Ducker
* John Elliot
* Thomas Given-Wilson
* Tina Ng
* Noah O'Donoghue
* Oliver Smith
(If I missed anyone, I apologise. Post a comment and I'll add you in.)

The Belgian Beer Cafe offers a 'passport' - a list of the forty-odd beers they sell. They stamp each one as you purchase it, and if you manage to order one of every beer within a six-month period, they'll give you a plaque on the wall.

It's been on the to-do list for a long time to complete a passport. So tonight we finally went out. Since Oliver happened to be in town, he came along as well. I was the token sober person, as always.

First off, I shall quote you the progression of Twitter posts he added:

* At Belgian Beer Café in Sydney. ProgSoc and I collectively intend to drink one of everything and thereby enter the Hall of Fame.
* My first beer of the night: Tripel Karmeliet. Delightful 3-grain beer with fruity, almost honey taste.
* Just recieved word that hall of fame only applies to individual endeavours. We're considering proceeding anyway.
* Still waiting for second beer to arrive. Someone's written a program to calculate everyone's tab.
* Onto my 2nd: Duvel which means "Devil". We now have 18 out of 39 beers left.
* In the year 2200, will connoisseurs be drinking VB as a "gourmet" beer? *shudder*
* What if Foster's is a boutique beer in Belgium today? Dear god this world is messed up.
* Third beer: Orval. It's... Interesting and complex. The taste changes throughout the mouthful. Definitely a "discovery" beer.
* Greets to all my new ProgSoc followers!
* We now have someone sculling 4L of milk. Chunderous hilarity shall ensue.
* Beer no. 4: Timmermans Gueuze. Tastes like peaches. Very sweet.
* Everything moves more smoothly after four beers.
* Help, I've been blogged!
* I am so drunk right now. But it's all good. Innuendo ftw
* This is the most fun I've had in YEARS
* Dear god, read all about it on that blog (if you don't know which one, you shouldn't read it)
* Fifth beer, not paid for by me: it says "chimay" on the glass. Tastes like beer.
* Don't drink and tweet
* Well fuck
* there is apparently this beer called Chimay and I'm drinkng it
* please don't judge me
* I am surprised I can even sign into twitter let alone sit upright... I am so going to regret this in the morning


...In case you couldn't tell, the blog in question would be this one - I was busily quoting things on my PDA. ...Onwards!

*Marauder, Oliver and Mm are sitting in the back of Tom's car
*Tom's radio is playing ABC Classic FM. The music will be later announced to be Grosso Mogul by Vivaldi (I think).
Marauder: I want to make a porno to this. You'd need some serious directorial skills to get it in time, though.

Oliver: *yelling at Pete* Drink, faggot!
Everyone else: ...
Oliver: It's a 4chanism!
Everyone else: ...
Oliver: I'm from the Internet!
Marauder: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Marauder: How many beers have you had?
Oliver: Three and a bit.
Marauder: How does 'Delirium Tremens' sound to you?
Oliver: You really are trying to get me to have sex with you, aren't you?
*Marauder laughs
Oliver: I already have a boyfriend!
Marauder: I wasn't applying for that position...

Oliver: I can't believe it. I'm flirting with [Marauder], just so he'll buy me a beer!

*They are drinking La Chouffe
Oliver: Why the fuck is there a picture of a garden gnome bending over on the front?
Tom: That's how you feel once you've drunk it.

Marauder: I have a Twitter, but I only post when I'm overseas.
Oliver: But you can follow people, right?
Marauder: I stalk people, yeah.
Oliver: My account's terrorbite - "Terror", as in "Afraid", and "Bite" as in "I have bitten you"!

*Tom and Oliver leave to go to the toilet
Marauder: After all that spadework, it's Tom leaving with Oliver. ...It's all right, he'll loosen him up a bit.
*Tom returns
Marauder: Well, that was quick, but what did you do with Oliver?
*Oliver returns
Marauder: Did you two have fun?
Oliver: *to Tom* That was you?!?


Much hilarity was also sourced from John swearing blind that it was impossible to drink four litres of milk within two hours and keep it down; Pete took this as a challenge, and actually proceeded to prove him wrong. At least, he managed to keep it down while we were there.


The passport was obtained - they actually printed out souvenir copies of the receipts for everyone at the table; I'm assuming they've had attempts before, but the staff still seemed impressed. Apparently, the Fred Toomsh plaque should be in place next week.


I then had to steer Oliver home. We shared a cab with John and Noah, and Oliver kept trying to provide directions.

And now, given it's nearly two am, I too am going to crash. See y'all on the other side of morning.
-Mmaster
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I don't care if Monday's blue; Tuesday's grey, and Wednesday too... [Dec. 2nd, 2006|12:04 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |Love Will Tear Us Apart, The Cure]

Drinkies with Dedney and co last night. Whenever I got bored of the conversation, I started singing The Cure songs to myself.

I'd been feeling "off the planet", and had told Thomas as much that afternoon. Not strictly in a 'bad mood', just vaguely removed from proceedings, taking an extra layer of brainpower than normal to filter things that people said - especially when multiple people were talking in the vicinity.

Chris and I met up and grabbed some McDonald's before we went. We knew the pub was cheaper than the Lowenbrau, but Macca's is cheaper again. We then went over to meet the others.

We met up with various people: Nora, Oanh, Andi, Thomas, a friend of Thomas' named Emma, DCom, Dedney, and Hailey. Then the ten of us wandered over to The Hero of Waterloo.
DCom: Why are you wearing a hat?
Mm: I like hats.
Chris: Yeah, I got out my hat, and she sort of insisted that I give her the other one.
DCom: Why are you so happy, anyway? Last time I saw you, you had a thundercloud floating over your head.
Mm: I replaced the thundercloud with a hat. HAT!
DCom: ...


Chris and I had already eaten, and I wasn't really in the mood for Coke, so we went through water fairly rapidly. Chris was supposed to be meeting up with some friend of his. He left to meet up with her, and was supposed to be returning, but it all got too complicated and I'm gathering that he ended up just going home.

Randomly, there were some fireworks over the harbour at around 9 o'clock, so Nora and watched them through the window. It was a remarkably good viewpoint for it.

Thomas, Nora and I wandered out and went for a walk up to Observatory Hill. We chatted and stared at the view. Normally I don't have the patience with looking at a view, and get bored and twitchy - but my brain had gone on strike several hours beforehand, so sitting mindlessly was close to all I was capable of.
Nora: Fine. I sat down. Are you happy now?
Thomas: No.
Nora: Why not?
Thomas: I don't have enough money... Or toys... Or...
Nora: What kind of "toy" did you want?
Thomas: 5'4"... Brunette...
Mm: Is she looking horrified yet?
Thomas: No, just sort of "Why did I even ask?"

There was more to both of Thomas' rambles, but I tuned out after that.

They got up to take more of a walk, me trailing behind. Unfortunately, I have next to no night vision, and they were both wearing copious amounts of dark colours. I lost sight of them, so I went back to where I could actually see the ground beneath my feet to reduce the likelihood of falling over. Thomas proceeded to tease me about 'not getting lost' for the rest of the evening. *shrugs* I don't do well in the dark, and I acknowledge the fact.

When they returned from whereever they'd wandered on to, we decided to catch up the rest, who had moved operations to the Belgian Beer Cafe. Dedney and Hailey had ordered some beer taster thing, which included a number of cocktail sausages. Double entendres abounded, getting progressively worse, particularly about the included plate of mayonaisse. I hit Dedney over the head with the laminated menu repeatedly. I was tempted to order the ice cream with strawberries and chocolate sauce, but had the nasty feeling that if I tried to eat it, I'd throw up.
Dedney: You know how DCom was hitting on Oanh, right?
Mm: ...No. I was at the other end of the table.
Dedney: You know how the sky is blue, right?
Hailey: Except when it's, y'know, grey?
Mm: *points out the window to the nighttime* Not right now, it's not.
Dedney: You know how the sky is blue, sometimes?
Mm: ...Get on with it.
Dedney: DCom was flirting with Oanh.
Mm: The same way that Marauder spent that entire night hitting on her?
Dedney: Yeah, like that... ...Maybe you shouldn't bring that one up with her.


We eventually called it a night a little after twelve. Thomas, Nora and I walked back to George Street for the busses. Just as we were debating if Nora needed someone to walk her to her bus stop, my bus turned up (a 437, no less), making the decision for us.

I almost fell asleep on the bus; though I couldn't get comfortable enough to actually do so (though that's probably for the best). I got home, turned off Connor, and crashed.
-Mmaster
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I HAVE PROGSOC KEYS! :D^1000 [Aug. 5th, 2006|06:45 am]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Tomorrow Comes A Day Too Soon, Flogging Molly]

Yesterday was fun. Tiring, but fun. Just a small warning - there'll probably be some, at least minor, level of "I hate my body" TMI in this post, though I'll try and keep it down.

On Thursday night, Stevie's like, "Hey! You're not doing anything today, are you? Come visit me!". So, we'd arranged to meet at Circular Quay at midday. We wandered through the MCA (leaving when they told me that I should have cloaked my umbrella *Eyeroll*), and meandered through The Rocks - I came across the Lowenbrau while we were wandering. We then went to Macca's to grab some lunch.

Stevie had apparently told Shaun that he'd "Try and drag me over" to UNSW. So after lunch, we wandered over to Circular Quay station, caught a train to Central, and then caught the last express bus across to UNSW. Stevie told me that he was always giving people ideas for where to take their dates, and yet never being in the "situation" himself. Sigh. He pointed some random landmarks out to me that I didn't really absorb - he was particularly fixated on the new Law building, especially on pointing it out just after it'd been hidden behind a hill or other buildings.

We headed over to the Roundhouse, and met up with Shaun. While Stevie was chatting with some Engineering cronies, I ran into Charlene (Who had the comment "Did you get lost?" - My response: "Apparently so".) We chatted briefly, and Stevie introduced us to some guy named George who was big on pianos.

Shaun, Stevie and I went to play a few rounds of pool. Midgame, my stomach started cramping so badly that I was reduced to taking my last Neurofen tablets and desperately waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in. And pacing around, because if I stayed still too long, it hurt even more. Stevie was asking "Can we help?" - Um, no.

After ten to fifteen minutes, the tablets had kicked in, and I could function; if I stayed still too long, it started to hurt again, but my brain cleared enough to take a couple of shots on the table. At the end of that round, they'd run out of gold coins and I didn't want to stand still any longer - so we decided to take a tour of the buildings. In the rain - or if it wasn't raining, nigh on ankle-deep puddles.

I don't know that I could recall the actual path we took, but there were various landmarks that I'd probably be able to identify again, like the broken Unbreakable Clock, and CASOC. Not sure if I'd ever need the knowledge, but anyway. It was fun. The look on the guy's face when we asked him where "CASOC, or just SpockSoc" were located was entertaining - especially when Stevie looked offended enough to leave the room when his response was "SpockSoc? Is that, like, Star Trek?".

They were due at SpockSoc at 5PM (as soon as they figured out where it was actually being held), so they posted me onto a bus around 4:30, with admonishments to not sit down. Hop off the bus, catch the train over... And realise it's 5:30. And most of the shops shut at six. And I'm not supposed to meet people until 6:30.

I spent some time sitting on the train platform sitting still, trying to judge how long I could sit without experiencing pain enough to cause me to wish to die. When I'd sat still for ten minutes without suffering from more than twinges, I judged the worst over, and headed out into Circular Quay. Looking at my watch, I realised I had more or less an hour to kill. I wandered around, checking out the assorted touristy shops - tried on hats, admired tshirt designs, drooled over jewellery. When I stumbled across a chemist in the arcade I visited, I bought some generic brand iboprofen, since it was half the price of brand name stuff. I then wandered along towards the cinema, peering in more windows and the like.

While I was wandering, I received a phone call from Rob, who was running late and needed advice on how to find the place. I gave him some very vague directions (as I'd said, I'd stumbled across the Lowenbrau while wandering around The Rocks with Stevie), and he asked me to tell Dedney to call him when he turned up. At just before seven, I headed back to the area opposite Wharf 5, because if I think "Circular Quay", that what I associate with it. Various people wandered in - Chris L., CK, Andi, John Elliot. Dedney eventually showed, and we walked over to the restaurant. Thomas and Nora caught up with us just as we were walking in the door.

We chattered about things. WHen they brought out the menu, I looked at the price tags, and headed straight for the sides. I would have got schnitzel, but at more than twenty dollars a plate, I skipped that - and headed for the close to cheapest things on the menu - Garlic bread (split with Rob), chips (shared with Chris and Rob), and then strudel for dessert. Dedney, CK, and John each ordered a deal that was offered for five "tasters" of beer for twenty dollars (ish). They got progressively drunker (CK was yelling about triangles, and, later, lesbians), though they probably weren't as drunk as they were behaving. If they were, I pity their heads in the morning.

At one point, Dedney ceremoniously handed over his ProgSoc keys to me, saying "I'll miss these". Yay! I have keys! Thank you, Dedney. And CK proceeded to ramble drunkenly at me about how wonderful it was that I was joining the exec. And a bunch of other things that I'll hope he regrets saying in the morning.

At one point, when the conversation was getting a little too drunk to handle, Nora and I went exploring. We discovered that the top floor of the building was allocated to a bar with music and disco lights. Nice atmosphere - except that every second person had a cigarette in their hands. At my second or third cough, we headed back down. Rob stole the placemat on the table, and everyone proceeded to autograph it because they could. We'll probably stick it in the room somewhere.

When half the population decided that they wanted to move upstairs, I decided it was time to head home. I didn't really fancy spending the next three or four days coughing due to overexposure to smoke, no matter how good the company. Nora and Thomas left, as well. Rob accompanied me back to the bus stop, and waited for a bus that would take him back to Uni to let him pick up his bag. We chatted about things like musicals (note to self, burn him a disc with some MP3s on it) and how to approach a dog you don't know, and the fact that Flogging Molly have a new album.

I got home, then the dog in, checked my mail, put the dog to bed, and then crashed. It's now 8:30am, and I have things to do today, so I might leave this here. See you again.
-Mmaster
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When you're living in America at the end of the millenium, leave your conscience at the tone... [Jul. 1st, 2006|09:12 am]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Without You, Rent]

Hahahaha! The people that you meet!

Mm: I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
Wendy: This is Stuart.
Thomas: And in case you've forgotten, this is John Colville's daughter.
Mm: *Eyeroll* Do you even know my name?
Stuart: I remember your brother... David, right? I used to go to his LAN parties. Except they weren't called LAN parties, they were...
Mm: "Games Meets".
Stuart: No Doom, no Quake... One network was on 10MB/s, the other on .25.
Mm: Yeah, I remember the games meets. Mum was less than impressed with the guy that broke her chair.
Stuart: Jason?
Mm: That'd be him.


I should've told him that Jason was David's best man. Oh well.


Last night we went to a couple of pubs. The Hero of Waterloo was nice - they gave us a room to ourselves, so I could actually hear what was being said. The Belgian Beer Cafe had a nice pub atmosphere; unfortunately, I'm not really a huge fan of pubs, when you get right down to it. It was chaotically noisy. Dedney and assorted others got progessively drunker and more chatty. I headed home at around 12:15 (except I ended up having to wait until around ten to one for the bus to turn up). Crashed around two, woke up at eight...

I should go eat breakfast, now. I haven't eaten more than a handful of chips in the last twelve hours or longer (except for a couple of glasses of Coke). And I have another modertely long day ahead. Though less long than it might be.

See you later.
-Mmaster
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You're fighting things you didn't know; I look at you with such distain... [Apr. 24th, 2006|10:13 pm]
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[mood | random]
[music |It Ends Tonight, The All-American Rejects]

Random observations about today:

Last night I had a dream which resembled the plot of Disturbing Behaviour/The Gathering. What freaked me out almost as much as, if not more than, the dream itself, was the fact that it came with it own voiceover.

I really hate binary adders. Especially when I do, like, three truth tables for them, and none of them give the results that I want.

I got 16/20 for my PDC mid-semester exam.

The Pavillion has pool tables that charge $2 instead of $3. This is good. Playing pool really badly is amusing. Especially when Gab is so drunk, he can't play properly. And when I make like three identical attempts to shoot for the same ball, miss each time, and then get one ball in each turn for the next three to four goes.

The catch on the strap on my bag broke. I don't know whether it would be simplest/cheapest to replace the catch, the strap, or the bag.

Some weird guy sat next to me on the bus, despite there being a spare seat directly opposite me. And when I didn't respond to anything he said, he shifted to sitting next to somebody else and rambling incoherently to them, instead - despite there being a seat empty just across the way.

A guy carrying one of those tennis ball flingers sat in the seat opposite me.
Mm: Do you have a dog?
Guy: No, I'm trying to teach physics to kids. And I'm going to use this to demonstrate that if you have a longer radius on a curve, then it results in further distance.
Mm: Simple lever. Probably should try going through wheel via lever.
Guy: You do physics?
Mm: No... Well, I did it in my HSC. I wasn't really very good at physics.
Guy: What were you good at?
Mm: Computers.
Guy: Really? I'd've picked you as an Arts type of person.
Mm: I like art... I'm just not very good at making art.


A couple of days ago, I went to the doctor to have my foot looked at. He took one look at my foot, and reached for the liquid nitrogen - with little to no warning. Mum described his expression as a "crusader".

I might be taking The Country Boys ™ (Justin2 and James) to the city tomorrow or Wednesday, in order to show them some of the city - that isn't the George Street pubs, since that's pretty much all they've seen of the place thus far. James's parents live in Maitland - he's living with his grandparents at the moment, but doesn't really know the city very well. Justin lives in Woy Woy - and returns there every night. Oh dear.

Andrew2 types well:
Shoulder Angel says: was anything of note covered in the lecture?
Andrew2 says: just went trough the slides
Andrew2 says: a fwe things i didn't know
Andrew2 says: but basically the operation of a hard dick
Andrew2 says: damn disk
Andrew2 says: that was a serious typo
Shoulder Angel says: ...heh.


I can't stop listening to The All-American Rejects' It Ends Tonight. It's got a really random chord progression, the guy can't sing, and it's a really irritating track... But curiously addictive.

I had a sudden mental image this afternoon of the phrase "bags under the eyes" being translated into a cheap clip art grocery bag with "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" inexplicably floating above it.

Roland is fast on the uptake:
Shoulder Angel says: do you know what "RTFM" means?
Roland says: no
Roland says: *silence*
Shoulder Angel says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rtfm
Shoulder Angel says: so progsoc produces a large volume entitled "TFM"
Roland says: OH WAIT
Roland says: I USED TO USE THAT ONE ALL THE TIME
Roland says: I'VE JUST NEVER SEEN IT IN LETTERS BEFORE
Roland says: LOL
Shoulder Angel says: ...
Roland says: *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead* *Smackhead*
Shoulder Angel says: oh dear


And Shaun is cute when he's confused:
Shaun says: why's it so hard to understand girls?
Shoulder Angel says: *stifles a laugh*
Shaun says: umm?
Shoulder Angel says: *grins*
Shaun says: *is lost*
Shoulder Angel says: i know, dearest. that's what makes it so endearing
Shaun says: *thinks back to your puppy who doesn't know what's going on comment*
...snip...
Shaun says: one day I will figure you girls out
Shaun says: one day... *clenches fist*
Shaun says: *waves said fist*
Shoulder Angel says: lol. what would you like me to attempt to explain? ...i make no guarantees...



I think that's enough random things I've been intending on mentioning except not liking to have a three line post about. Bye.
-Mmaster
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There but for the grace of you go I... [Mar. 28th, 2006|09:20 pm]
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[mood | quixotic]
[music |Cecilia, Simon & Garfunkel]

I got eight and a half hours' sleep last night. But I've managed to feel tired by now anyway. Sigh. At least it's an improvement, I suppose.

I got into Uni just before 11:30. I stashed Tristian into my locker, and then went to meet up with Matt. We traded: he gave me my DVDs back, and I gave him Adam Hills and Arj Barker in MP3 format. We then sat in Building 10 for a little while, before going over to hang out with Liz. The three of us chatted, and then (after I collected Tristian), sat around in Building 2 chatting to Alex and assorted others.

Just before one o'clock, I pointed Matt in the correct direction to return to TAFE, and the rest of us went into our lecture. I actually paid half attention (while playing Cowtris, admittedly), especially when he decided to make a new attempt to explain the task. We got let out half an hour early (which was good, because I would have had to leave then anyway).

I spent ten minutes or so getting changed into a slightly more presentable outfit, including tidying my hair and such, and then wandered out to spend ten minutes trying not to be nervous. I then headed over to the Dean's area. I have an interview with David Wilson and Imogen somebody. The weird thing was that we spent half the time chatting about dog training. And about what I did on the internet: "Well, see, I read webcomics. And blogs." What the Hell? Oh well, I have a better than one in two chance of getting it, but I don't know.

At the end of the interview, I called up to find out where the others (Liz, the Justins, Gab, James) were, and upon determining this, headed over to Star Bar to meet up with them. Liz commented that I "didn't even look the same". They, too, were bemused by the subject matter of the interview. We then headed over to one of the local games arcades to give Gab a chance to kill something. Kate messaged him while we were there, telling him to go to the UTS library at 4:30. Since we had an hour before then, we all trooped back to Star Bar (minus James, who decided to actually attend his tute) and Justin1 and Gab had a game of pool.

At the end of the game (in which Justin played worse than I've ever seen), we headed out. Justin1 headed towards Town Hall, the rest of us travelled in a group in the other general direction. We pointed Gab down the correct road to meet up with Kate, Liz went off to catch a bus, and Justin2 and I headed back to Uni. I needed to pick up Tristian, and he didn't want to go home until after his tute was supposed to finish (in order to maintain the illusion he was attending his classes, or something.

We spent an hour or so hanging around in Building 10 with our laptops out, him making use of the wireless connection and me failing to do so. James eventually escaped his class and came to join us. He pointed out to me that I was still online on MSN on Connor and had been since this morning, which was unfortunate. We hung around, chatting and stuff, until we all agreed that it was time to head home. I had to run the last fifteen metres for my bus, but managed to catch it. I saw Hannah Conztiu, and we spoke briefly but she got off at USyd. Dad, on the other hand, got on at USyd for some reason or other.

On the bus across from us, there was a girl who basically fell down into a nap. The woman sitting opposite her seemed more and more concerned about her. It became evident that she couldn't have walked the ten minutes it would have taken to get her home, so Dad and I took her to the Ramsay St Medical Centre. She probably couldn't have walked that far, either, so Dad brought around the car to pick her up from the shops and take her the block to the Centre. We took her into the centre, and she had to call her mother to find out her Medicare card number. She visited the doctor, and came out with a prescription for some hefty painkillers. So we went to the 12hr Pharmacy on Norton Street to pick up her pills, and then dropped her home. ...So that was our excitement for the day.

After that, we headed home for Spagetti Bolognaise. Despite my barracking for having KFC for dinner, it was still tasty. Mind you, most of my mother's cooking is.

Tomorrow I have no classes, but do have the E.G.G. girls' night. That should be good.

All my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity, like emptiness in harmony, I need someone to carry me homeward bound...
-Mmaster
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Yesterday was fun. "It's bizarre, but it isn't surreal!" [Mar. 22nd, 2006|07:01 am]
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[mood | giggly]
[music |Working Class Anthem, Adam Hills and the comedy brig-aid]

Yesterday was good fun. Side note: It was my brother's birthday. Happy birthday, David.

I got to Uni around 10:30. I did a couple of errands, and then sat around in the Concourse Chairs and then the Charcoal Chairs until twelvish. I chatted to one of the guys who's name escapes me.

At twelvish, I went to see if their was free ice cream, as per the advertisements. They weren't where I was expecting them to be, so I went to check my email to see if I'd got the time/location wrong. Liz then caught up with me. We decided to go over to the club room to find out what was happening. It turned out that the guy that was bringing the icecream had got lost and was running half an hour late. So, Liz got her name and email onto the CompSoc mailing list, while I went and helped Nora and... Adam? Peter? Some biblical name... set up for when it turned up. This involved carrying items such as beach towels and deck chairs from The Guy Who's Name Escapes Me's car, and assembling them. And then laughing at him when he sat on the deck chair and it collapsed. We also told various people wandering by that it was punning half an hour late, but that it would be there, we promised.

At this point, since the icecream was still nowhere in evidence, I wandered off to find Liz (and Andrew2, who had turned up while we were setting up). We chatted for a while, with Alex and some first year midwifery students we met. Andrew tried to be philosophical about yesterday, and I pointed out that I really didn't want to go over it any further. Andrew, Liz and I then headed back over to see if there was ice cream, yet.

At this point, they were in the process of setting themselves up to distribute it. So we bounced a beach ball around the place, laughing at our lack of co-ordination. Itch heckled us. Justin2 played. By this point, they were finally ready. So we lined up. I managed to get Oreo icecream (instead of the Bi-Lo generic brand that they were serving later on), and Nora gave me a large (though only comparitively) scoop "Because I'd helped".

After the collection of us had been served, we headed over to the Tower Building, in the general direction of our lecture. Andrew2 had been told to go and advertise, and he took his task seriously: he taped a sign to the effect of "Free Icecream" to his front, and told everybody that he met to go and get some. Much to the amusement of the rest of us.

The lecture was largely ignored by the majority of the audience. The slides had this godawful template applied to them: yellow and grey striped backgrounds - and the background lagged when loading up, so you got a flash of yellow before it completed the the screen. Gab observed that he couldn't see anyone in the entire theatre that was paying attention to the guy. "I see one guy who's staring at a wall!" I started writing out Bowling For Soup lyrics, to the amusement of Justin2 (who was sitting beside me) - especially since I couldn't remember the second verse, and got out my iPod to check.

We got let out half an hour early, and, having discovered what was in the lab that afternoon ("Search Google for these terms" "Now search Metacrawler" "Now compare your results"), we decided that our time could be spent more functionally elsewhere. I headed to Dad's office briefly to drop off my bag, so I didn't have to carry Tristian home, and then called up Liz to ask her where they were headed. She said Star Bar, so I walked over to there. When I got there, I realised that she'd been trying to call me for the entire length of my trip to tell me to go to the Great Southern instead, except that I hadn't noticed my phone was ringing.

So, I walked back to the Great Southern, messaging Matt suggesting he come along as well (since he was in the vicinity and suchlike). He agreed to turn up when his classes finished. We hung around in the Great Southern, Liz and Justin2 and Andrew1 I chatting, watching Gab and Justin1 and James playing pool. Matt eventually turned up. I don't think he felt a hundred percent comfortable around all these people that he didn't know, but anyway.

Gab eventually got sick of the Southern, and asked if we could move somewhere else. So we walked along George Street. Bar Ace was loudly veto'd by several of us, so we went to Star Bar. Liz managed to confuse the collection by ducking in to Bar Ace anyway to see who was on duty.

When we got to Star Bar, they picked a spot on the basement level. The place wasn't as bad as Ace for smell of smoke, but it was still vaguely unpleasant (I ended up having a coughing fit halfway through the afternoon). They spent most of the time playing with their phones and bluetoothing each other files.

When Liz had to leave, the rest of us (minus Justin2, who managed to get lost along the way - probably to go home) left to head back to the Glasshouse bar to meet Kate. When we got there, she was like, "You guys were late, you suck", while the rest of us sort of went "We have no idea what the hell you're on about". We headed down to the Glasshouse, but most people were running late for assorted appointments and left in short order. That left me and Matt, waiting for my parents.

Matt said that he needed to head home as well, so I said goodbye to him, and went to have dinner with my parents. As I was ordering, Ros and a friend of hers named Stewart turned up to get food. I invited them to join us, so we chatted about things like the CompSoc party over dinner.

After dinner, Mum and agreed that we should be heading off. So we went over to Railway Square, and caught a bus to Newtown. We got off at the relevant stop for @Newtown (the Newtown RSL) and went in. The lady at the desk said that one of us had to be a memeber to let us go in. Since Mum was the one with a piece of ID stating her address, she signed up. I was then added as a member's guest. When we got halfway up the stairs, we were told bluntly that they wouldn't be ready to let people into the area for another half hour. So we headed back down and drank wine (her) and Coke (me) while wincing at the warm up act for whoever the headliner was that evening. By the time we'd finished our drinks, we were allowed to go up.

We stood in line behind the doors, waiting. Eventually, they opened, and we were allowed in. Mum and I chose a pair of seats three or four rows from the front, right near the middle. We waited as the audience filed in, and then Adam Hills did the show. He began by observing something to the effect of "The man who does his own voiceovers, Adam Hills!" while still offstage.

The show was great fun. He found a Scottish couple who lived in Australia; he also found an 'American' man, who had lived in Australia for 35 years. They gave him ample opportunity to practice his funny accents. Also amusing was a running joke; a reference he made to the American pharmecutical advertisements, all of which are completed with the final phrase "Actual Results May Vary". He observed that this could be applied to most news bulletins coming from the US at the moment: "We are bringing freedom and democracy to I-Rack. ...Actual results may vary."
However, the crowd favourite (and one that managed to garner him many, many photographs) was a blown up - but otherwise untouched - image of a carrot. Apparently a fan gave the carrot to him, thinking that he'd like it. Which he did. He liked it so much, in fact, that he took a photo of it to preserve it for posterity.

At the end of the show, they were offering CDs and tshirts. The tshirts were to support some charity or other, but Mum figured that a $5 donation would go down just as well. Instead, I got the CD/s (it came in a two disc set), and got the sleeve notes for both CDs and one of the tickets signed. We then headed out to go home.

We waited for a bus for a while, and then Mum saw a cab that was passing, so we hopped in that instead. We got home around 10:30. I did a couple of things on the web, and before I knew it, it was just before midnight. So I went to bed.

Now, I woke up at 5AM this morning. Even through I managed to get back to sleep for another hour and a half or so, I still didn't get enough sleep. You'll excuse me if I got back to bed?
-Mmaster


EDIT: One of my favourite moments from last night's show:
"A guy just came out of a show and collapsed on the floor for no apparent reason. His best friend, the only doctor in the building, was dragged out of the room by burly security guards on orders of the First Aid officer. His girlfriend has told me that I could help by giving her an autograph. And Bart Simpson is telling him to 'Come away from the light'.
...Now, that's surreal."
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I smell of smoke. Dammit. [Mar. 16th, 2006|08:04 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Airports, Something Corporate]

"Mummy? I can see my walls, Mummy... Make it stop!" -Mm

Let's see.

9AM Object-Oriented Programming lecture: I found it interesting, but Kate and co. were bored and making paper aeroplanes. And causing other minor havoc. It was amusing. We were all high on chocolate cupcakes, to boot.

In the hour between classes, we hung around the Concourse Cafe (Justin1, Liz, Kate, Eleni, possibly assorted others), and then sat in the Charcoal Chairs waiting for our class with Andrew1, Andrew2, Justin2, and more assorted others.

The lab work was mostly fairly simple, except for one particular thing that I couldn't figure out how to complete. The teacher managed to work out the problem, and then the program ran.

I ran into Bryn on my way between classes, and we chatted for a couple of minutes. His parting comment was "Don't worry, you'll learn to hate Java." Sigh.

The tutorial was more inane "Convert this 'psuedocode' into Java"; except this time, it was a single three page program, instead of three one page programs.


After that, Liz, Kate, James, Justin1, Gab, and I headed to the Glass House bar. Bernadette dropped by, and I tried to help her set up the UTS wireless, but I don't know enough about the configuration to get it to work. James couldn't, either, so we suggested that she try the TechDesk. We hung around in the GlassHouse Bar for a while, then the others decided to chase happy hour drinks. Bernadette still hasn't got around to getting any ID (and had a class not too far in the future), so we had to leave her there.

We headed over to Bar Ace on George Street. I think most of us agreed that we won't be returning in a great hurry, since it felt moderately seedy. The place reeked of smoke, the Coke was flat, the drinks were overpriced, and the pool was three bucks a game. I versed James; he beat me, but oh, well. While we were playing pool, Maikha turned up. Not longer afterwards, Kate and Eleni both had to leave.

We moved operations over to the Star Bar. We sat in one of the lounges, Maikha, James, me, Gab, and Liz. Maikha invited some friend of his around, and failed to even know his name (so we introduced ourselves as other names, as you do). We sat there for the next n number of hours, chatting and stuff. Maikha started reading his mX horoscope, and that gave Liz the lead in she wanted to tell Maikha to start dealing with whatever his relationship with Kate counted as. He spent the next hour or so going "What the Hell?" while we laughed at him. It's a really bad sign that seeing a guy that I'm friends with having a minor breakdown was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. But it was. He spent the entire time going, "Are you serious?!?", "But I was just joking!!!" and "I feel like that time I got in trouble at work for derailing the train..." Liz was in full Mother Hen mode, trying to sort out her children's squabbles and lives.

At around 7 o'clock, we all agreed that we probably should head home. So we wandered in the general direction of Central (Liz and I headed to Railway Square for the buses), agreeing that we'll probably meet up for St. Patrick's Day somethings. Neither James nor I drink at these excursions, but they're good fun nonetheless.

Now, it's 8:30, and aside from chips paid for by others and cupcakes, I haven't eaten since breakfast. So I'd better go cure that. See you soon.
-Mmaster
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"Make it a note to make a point" he said; that's good advice, I'll take it and I'll start to use it. [Mar. 14th, 2006|09:04 pm]
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Make Yourself At Home, The Starting Line]

I find it weird that I accomplish more on the days when I have morning classes than when I don't. Though I suppose it isn't really that revelatory, given that I can't force myself to get up and do anything useful in the free mornings.

So yeah. My morning was wasted. I suddenly realised that it was like 11:30 and that I had to leave. The bus crawled through traffic, amazingly slowly for the middle of the day. I stole the front seat-and-a-half, so I had a space to put my backpack. My backpack is almost as big as I am.

I met up with Liz, and we wandered around the campus for a while. I stole another poster and left it in my locker for later collection (which, I've just realised, I forgot about completely), and we sat around chatting while we waited for the lecture to begin. We eventually filed in.

The lecture was inane. I eventually listened with one ear while focusing on a game of Chuzzle. I want Chuzzle Deluxe. Half an hour before it was supposed to finish, he ran out of slides; everyone packed up and left without waiting to find out if he had anything further to say.

At the end, Liz was like, "Brain imploding!", so we (Liz, Justin1, Justin2, Andrew1, Tom, and me) headed over to the Star Bar for lunch. Andrew and I picked up KFC on the way instead, and had to keep shoving it under the table as the waitresses walked by; even though I don't think they actually cared.
We then headed over to the Ace Bar, who wouldn't let Tom in (he didn't have 18+ ID - which would be because he's 17); so we headed to the Three Monkeys instead. They accepted his UTS Student ID as ID (it has no age on it :P), so we settled in. The others drank assorted things; I didn't.
At about twenty to four, I decided to head to the 4PM lab, figuring that I could always leave if it was too boring for words.

It was too boring for words, but I stuck it out until I'd completed the task, and then left before they made us read out our answers (the guy I was working with tacked himself onto another group).
Liz and co. had left, but I hung around waiting for Kate to turn up to the Agincourt for afternoon drinkies or something. I sat on the steps of the DAB building for a while, and people watched. A girl went past wearing a shirt emblazoned with the slogan "FIT". It is such an incredibly bad sign that the first mental association I had with that wasn't "fit", but "Faculty of Information Technology". ...I'm normal, I promise... After a while, I returned to the front door of the Agincourt to stand guard, waiting for other people.

Eventually Gab turned up, and we went inside. Kate was not far behind. We headed upstairs, and took residence in one of the couches. They bought their assorted drinks, and Kate proceeded to pull on the tablecloth and spill most of the contents of hers almost immeadiately. James turned up. We chatted about things, comparing our high schools and the like.
I had to leave at 6:45 to get home.

The ACS website meeting continues in the other room. They've managed to ask me for a major restructure of the way the subpages are laid out. Sigh. I have to keep convincing them that things like splash pages (But, of course, they don't know the term "Splash Page") are a bad idea. Eventually we agreed that I wasn't really contributing much to the discussion, since they were arguing over the wording of obscure passages. I was released to return to Tristian, presuming that I return if they call. I should go and find out what they're up to, actually.

But first... Yay Fiona!
[09:05:32 PM] Shoulder Angel: *prods*
[09:06:06 PM] Fiona: lol
[09:06:11 PM] Fiona: BUSY
[09:06:15 PM] * *Miss A. V. Xcepsional* - Into the Dark is now Busy
[09:06:30 PM] Shoulder Angel: *eyeroll* why the hell are you on msn then?
[09:06:49 PM] Fiona: lol if ppl need to ask me questions
[09:07:01 PM] Shoulder Angel: ...
[09:07:29 PM] Shoulder Angel: hey fiona, you busy this weekend? fancy spending the entirity of saturday night at a club?
[09:08:20 PM] Fiona: lol
[09:08:59 PM] Shoulder Angel: or how about spending three months or so living in our spare room? that would get you out from under your parents' thumbs.
[09:10:08 PM] Fiona: thanks fr the sarcasm lol
[09:11:18 PM] Shoulder Angel: ...actually, i'm not being sarcastic. my parents are going away for three or four months, leaving me in charge of the house
[09:11:42 PM] Fiona: WOH! :-O wow that's amzagi
[09:11:55 PM] Fiona: so amazing that i can't even spell lol
[09:12:02 PM] Shoulder Angel: ...ok.
[09:13:05 PM] Shoulder Angel: karla (dad's collegue) might be back, otherwise i'll have the house to myself
[09:15:27 PM] Fiona: :-O
[09:15:54 PM] Fiona: i've never heard of a period of time that's thaaaaat loooooooong
[09:16:06 PM] Shoulder Angel: ...what, three or four months?
[09:17:19 PM] Fiona* - Into the Dark: yah..
[09:17:37 PM] Shoulder Angel: *eyeroll*
[09:21:37 PM] Fiona: lol...anyway...i do have to go....ttyl, take care bubi!
[09:21:39 PM] * *Miss A. V. Xcepsional* - Into the Dark is now Offline
[09:21:47 PM] Shoulder Angel: "bubi"?


-Mmaster
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[Mar. 9th, 2006|07:13 pm]
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[mood | calm]
[music |Time Is Running Out, Muse]

Today's 9AM lecture was given by one "Ryan", instead of Saresh. Saresh was cool, so many of us missed him in the lecture, but this guy wasn't too bad. He had a sense of humour, and when he couldn't get the computer to co-operate, he drew some random pictures on a piece of paper which he put up on the weird overhead things they have*, and got the class to sort them into groups. I disagreed with some of their decisions, since they seemed a little arbitary**, but he got his point across, which was the main point, I suppose.

In between classes, I borrowed Andrew1's booklet (since I'd forgotten my own) and photocopied the relevant pages from the other one that he'd need concurrently. He and I then headed to Macca's for a quick bite to eat.

The lab wasn't really very mind-bending, but I couldn't remember the syntax for one of the parts, so I loaded up the slides from the lecture to check what to do. I now have 2.5 marks for Object-Oriented Programming.

The tute was excrutiating. "Compare these programs! Now convert this 'psuedocode'*** into valid Java code. Of course, Justin1 and I quickly twigged that it was exactly the same code that we'd been comparing earlier, which made the task a little ludicrous. Not to degrade the intent of the task (Understand what each part of the code you're assembling does, and how they are organised), but giving us the answers before we even begin the task is more than a little counter-productive. Though it seemed that the rest of the class were giving it serious attempts, so I don't know whether we were the only ones who realised - or whether we were just the only lazy ones (Both are possible, but I suspect the latter).

After that, Liz and Justin1 went to the Sutherland Hotel, and I tagged along. We chatted about things over our respective drinks (Justin: Carlton's Draught; Liz: Jack Daniels & Coke; Mm: Coca-Cola), and then Justin had to leave. Liz and I hung around for a while longer, and then agreed that anything the University subsidised would have to be cheaper than external businesses. So we headed back; I got a Coke from the vending machine, and we split for chips. They were hot and tasty. We chatted for a while, and some friend of hers named Ray (studying Physics) came over and talked to us for a while.

After that, she realised that she needed to purchase a pair of socks (and, if possible, a pair of black pants), so we dumped stuff into my locker and headed over to Myer on George Street. She got a pair of socks; she tried on several pairs of pants, but nothing really worked, so we headed back to Uni to pick up our stuff then she hurried off to work.

I caught the bus home, and collapsed in a small heap. Tristian will murder my back, at this rate.

Anybody like similar music to me, and fancy going to some form of Club Blink event? I haven't been, but it sounds interesting, and the Agincourt's easy to access from Central. I'm currently tempted by The Liquid Buzz, this Saturday, or perhaps next week's 7 Year Anniversary. Admittedly, I have no idea what it's like, but are there any takers? Shaunbaby, Beccy, it's your sort of music... Or at least, some of it probably is. Since there's free entry before eleven, we won't lose much if we don't like it. You can probly crash at my place after, if you're interested. Hope? I've been wanting to go for a long time, but I don't really want to go alone. Anyone?
-Mmaster


* It basically looks like an overhead projector, except instead of a mirror, it has some form of camera which transmits information to the screen - it allows them to use ordinary paper and have it visible by the entire group.
** They classified "1" and "7" as the same, but the 'Sedan' and 'Ferrari' cars were separate.
*** Which was basically really badly adapted Java code... Instead of "{", it had "Open bracket". I'm not saying that we'd have anything like enough experience with the language to create our own coding as yet, but that wasn't psuedocode.
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Blame it on the second bottle of Coke. I know I do. [Mar. 8th, 2006|07:16 am]
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[mood |Oh dear...]

Last night, I walked up to a guy that I only met once, a year ago, and started chatting to him like we were old friends. I'm quite sure he had no idea who I was, and I'm even more certain that when I walked away, he thought I was some weird creepy fangirl. I might not have been drunk last night, but I could definitely keep up with the guys, who were.

I amuse myself in strange ways, sometimes.
-Mmaster
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[Mar. 7th, 2006|10:35 pm]
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[mood | irritated]
[music |Throw Down, Motion City Soundtrack]

Shoulder Angelsays:
what did you do today?
Matt says:
I went to TAFE.
Matt says:
You?
Shoulder Angel says:
went to a lecture, which was like, "read the assignment carefully, and then do what it says", and then a lab, which was "do YOU know how to search altavista? and do YOU know how to reference?", and then went to a 'pub crawl', which didn't get past the uni bar, got home at half nine, checked my email, and was made greatly angry by the fact that i no longer have a 12PM friday class but instead have a 10AM wednesday class.



That about sums it up, I think. Sitting around in the Glass House Bar, chatting until late, was fun, though. Have to do it again sometime. Oh! I stole some more posters, too! At this rate, I'll have to invest in some large scrapbooks, and start removing the things from my walls and sticking them in those, instead. Oh dear.
-Mmaster
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Observations about Kate's offer [Mar. 6th, 2006|10:24 pm]
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[mood | weird]
[music |Twenty-four, Switchfoot]

Kate )


Macca )


-Mmaster
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