| Who holds back the electric car? |
[Nov. 17th, 2008|06:18 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Stonecutters' Song (We Do), The Simpsons | ] |
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24662963-421,00.html
Chris: ...So now there's a sex party. Has there always been a sex party?
Mm: ...There are so many things wrong with that, I don't know where to start.
Chris: They should make rope out of titanium! Then it won't snap!
Mm: It also won't bend. And would be bloody expensive.
Chris: I'm sure they'd work out a solution!
Justin: They've made an electric car out of bamboo.
Chris: What if you light it?
Mm: Why would you light it? It's electric.
Justin: But what if you did?
Chris: It's like people making things out of coconuts.
Mm: ...What? Horses?
Chris: ...You could, conceivably, make things out of coconuts!
-Mmaster
EDIT:
Mm: I could throw my drink at Chris, but it's Coke!
Justin: ...There a couple of close to empty glasses on the table.
Mm: Yeah. How do you think he'd look in a wet tshirt competition? ...An icy wet tshirt competition?
Chris: ...
Mm: Justin, would you like to see Calsanne in a wet tshirt competition?
Justin: ...
Mm: I need more Coke.
Chris: No, you don't.
Mm: ...I really need more Coke.
Justin: You sound like a drunk who suddenly realised that they haven't had nearly enough alcohol to justify what they're saying. |
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