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Some more from last night that I didn't include. Nov. 16th, 2007|07:15 pm

mmaster
Brian: Anyone know where I can find a claw-foot bathtub?
Mm: No. Why do you want one?
Brian: Are you sure you want to know?
Mm: ...
Brian: Fine. For a photo shoot. Three apparently nude models in a milk bath.
Mm: ...So you're doing soft porn.
Brian: No! Apparently naked!
James: On that note, I'm going to the library.
Brian: To get porn?
Chris: I don't think they'd have any.
James: Oh, no; they do. Someone brought some of the books to my Photography class, once.
Mm: I hope they were clean.
Brian: Yeah, just mysteriously missing pages...


*Mm rolls onto her tiptoes, then back down
Justin: Nice hop, there.
Mm: It wasn't a hop. A "hop" is on one foot, and you have to leave the ground. *demonstrates* See?
A "jump" is both feet leaving the ground, and a "leap" is from one foot to the other.
Justin: Nice "bounce", then!
Mm: Much better!
Chris: But that can't be true. Bunnies hop!
Mm: That's because rabbits are retarded.
Justin: I think the rules are somewhat different when it isn't a person.
Chris: Oh...
Justin: So what's skipping, then?
*Mm skips a few steps
Mm: A hop, then a leap, then a hop, then a leap.
Justin: You had to do so to work that out?


Chris: Hi, James. Coming with us to dinner?
James: Let me drop this off first.
Mm: So that's a "No", then?


Nora: I'm going home.
James: Bye. Enjoy your stuffed animal.
Chris: Is it stuffed, is it?



I have the biggest craving for pancakes. Thick fluffy pancakes.
-Mmaster
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