| You've got the eyes of an angel, don't try to change, yeah; everybody's got their scars... |
[Jul. 21st, 2007|08:33 pm] |
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| | High School Never Ends, Bowling For Soup | ] |
Before reading this one, it will help to know the words to the children's rhyme Miss Molly Had A Dolly.
Mm: Miss Molly had a dolly who was sick sick sick
So she called for the doctor to come quick quick quick...
Mum: The doctor came with his bag and his hat
And knocked on the door with a...
Mm: Rat-a-tat-tat.
Mum: The doctor looked at dolly, and he shook his head
And said "Miss Molly, I'm afraid she's dead."
Mm: ..."Put her straight to bed"?
Mum: I figure teaching the kids young is good.
He wrote on a paper, for a funeral director
Who arrived like Hannibal Lector
And said "Do you want a cremation or a burial?"
Mm: ...I think the original sticks to the rhyme scheme a little better.
-Mmaster |
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Your mum forgot "taxidermy".
From: (Anonymous)
2007-07-24 01:24 am (UTC)
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And "necrophilia", why stop having fun because someone is dead? | |
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