| Yes, I know "ProgSoc" is not strictly a subject. It might as well be. |
Mar. 10th, 2007|08:52 pm |
As promised, a bunch of quotes, scattered throughout my notes. Sorted by subject, since that's easiest.
Data Structures & Procedural Programming
Lecturer: What happens when I use the break command?
Mm: Coffee?
Lecturer: Look at the small negative dash sign!
Network Servers doesn't so much have "funny quotes" as "me attempting to capture and translate the lecturer's accent"...
"Whatever hardaware"
"Apache cervix" (service)
"Sorarix also supports Inter System" (Solaris, Intel)
"Leenus is quite good" (Linux)
"Son systems"
"Leenus is Younis like" (Linux, Unix)
"Red Hat 9 is the last three version" (free)
"Fedarah"
Requirements Engineering
Lecturer: Customers should be seen and consulted on a day-to-day basis.
Mm: ...Which is why we're seeing them for fifteen minutes a week?
Slide Title: What is a requirements?
Mm: English good you speak, ya?
Lecturer: What are you?
Student: Um. Someone?
Lecturer: Should the database be inside or outside the box on the Use Case Diagram?
Justin: Can I put it on the edge of the box?
Mm: Only if you ask very nicely.
Peter (student): I think it should go inside AND outside the box.
Justin: See? I'm not the ONLY smartarse in the room...
Lecturer: Any questions?
Mm: Does anyone care?
Database Fundmentals
* Justin is doodling
Mm: What was that about "I bought a new book because the old one was full of squiggles"?
* Justin smirks
Justin: I need more space for squiggles!
Lecturer: Where do you think the MyStudentAdmin database is stored?
Mm: In a neural network!
Justin: A neural network of an alien kidnapped from Mars...
ProgSoc
Chris: I don't need to take drugs. I can drink tequila.
* Chris is setting up a server
Chris: Let's set it up in Spanish!
Thomas: AMERICAN Spanish?
Chris: Is there a difference?
:D!
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